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    mainmanmainman2
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    Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 6:42 PM ET #301


    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss got 1 leg.
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    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss got 1 leg.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 7:10 PM ET #302

    Probs,  Mother's Day is around the corner.  So what do you think, An S&M Mouth Gag Ball?  A case of KY jelly?  A Rape Rack?
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    Probs,  Mother's Day is around the corner.  So what do you think, An S&M Mouth Gag Ball?  A case of KY jelly?  A Rape Rack?
     
    reddevil134
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    Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 7:27 PM ET #303

    Quote Originally Posted by Randisist:

    What syrup goes best with waffles?

    At PrObs house it is obviously santorum & waffles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randisist:

    What syrup goes best with waffles?

    At PrObs house it is obviously santorum & waffles.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 9:37 PM ET #304

    Hahaha My buddy just called me and made me promise to read this thread and it was WELL worth it hahaha.  Shit I made a porn with my x gf during the VHS days and hid it in the ceiling when I lived there.  A few years ago my moms bf of like 15 years told me they found it and were watching it for a few minutes till she realized it was me!!! Haha, so at least your mom was not getting fucked while watching you fuck :)  Damn I miss that fat juicy box :( Time for another round haha.
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    Hahaha My buddy just called me and made me promise to read this thread and it was WELL worth it hahaha.  Shit I made a porn with my x gf during the VHS days and hid it in the ceiling when I lived there.  A few years ago my moms bf of like 15 years told me they found it and were watching it for a few minutes till she realized it was me!!! Haha, so at least your mom was not getting fucked while watching you fuck :)  Damn I miss that fat juicy box :( Time for another round haha.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 11:16 PM ET #305

    Quote Originally Posted by jp548:

    Probs,  Mother's Day is around the corner.  So what do you think, An S&M Mouth Gag Ball?  A case of KY jelly?  A Rape Rack?

    Na problems mom likes the anal beads.  I just popped them in her poop shoot and nutted all over her face.  BTW problem go clean your mother up so she can make dinner. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by jp548:

    Probs,  Mother's Day is around the corner.  So what do you think, An S&M Mouth Gag Ball?  A case of KY jelly?  A Rape Rack?

    Na problems mom likes the anal beads.  I just popped them in her poop shoot and nutted all over her face.  BTW problem go clean your mother up so she can make dinner. 

     
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    Posted: Feb. 17, 2012 - 11:26 PM ET #306

    Quote Originally Posted by mainmanmainman2:


    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss got 1 leg.


    That is true but you can get some primo angles on drilling that box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mainmanmainman2:


    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss got 1 leg.


    That is true but you can get some primo angles on drilling that box.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 1:01 AM ET #307

    was that guy really rubbing his junk all up and down her legs?
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    was that guy really rubbing his junk all up and down her legs?
     
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 10:23 AM ET #308

    Hey Probs!  Tell your Mother to stop wearing different color lipstick.

    I GOT A RAINBOW ON MY COCK!!!

     

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    Hey Probs!  Tell your Mother to stop wearing different color lipstick.

    I GOT A RAINBOW ON MY COCK!!!

     

     
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 10:27 AM ET #309

    ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ?????????
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    ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ????????????????????? ?????????
     
    jp548
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 11:16 AM ET #310

    Your Mom's Asshole must be real sore this morning
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    Your Mom's Asshole must be real sore this morning
     
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 12:05 PM ET #311

    " Ahhhhhhh...I'm coming Jimbo...deeper"

    probs(while jacking off)...

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    " Ahhhhhhh...I'm coming Jimbo...deeper"

    probs(while jacking off)...

     
    Theone324
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 1:10 PM ET #312

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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 1:37 PM ET #313

     Waiting for ur mom to juice over.
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     Waiting for ur mom to juice over.
     
    michaelpaul1
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 5:40 PM ET #314

    ..."tastes like licorce...save some for junior!"
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    ..."tastes like licorce...save some for junior!"
     
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2012 - 6:45 PM ET #315

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    Posted: Feb. 19, 2012 - 11:45 AM ET #316

    guess what I had for breakfast at IHOP...
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    guess what I had for breakfast at IHOP...
     
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    Posted: Feb. 19, 2012 - 11:57 AM ET #317

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    guess what I had for breakfast at IHOP...

     

     

    Brown eyed gravy? 

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    guess what I had for breakfast at IHOP...

     

     

    Brown eyed gravy? 

     
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    Posted: Feb. 19, 2012 - 5:11 PM ET #318

    no ...overcooked roast beef...with jerk sauce...felt good going down but smelled like shit!

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    no ...overcooked roast beef...with jerk sauce...felt good going down but smelled like shit!

     
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    Posted: Feb. 20, 2012 - 12:55 AM ET #319

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    Posted: Feb. 20, 2012 - 2:17 PM ET #321

    Problems mom needs to doosh, her dirty vag smells like rotten tuna. 
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    Problems mom needs to doosh, her dirty vag smells like rotten tuna. 
     
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    Posted: Feb. 20, 2012 - 3:10 PM ET #322

    lol

    not a savior
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    lol

     
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    Posted: Feb. 20, 2012 - 3:10 PM ET #323

    https://www.google.ca/imgres?q=hot+girl+waffles&hl=en&biw=1160&bih=618&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=fRo_-b2vQ229IM:&imgrefurl=https://tease.thedailywh.at/tag/food/page/2/&docid=z10gjN4tCr06QM&imgurl=https://chztdwtease.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129199680149320032.jpg&w=500&h=667&ei=gahCT-aSH6bniALe06iIAQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=322&sig=114966506934501440854&page=1&tbnh=129&tbnw=92&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=0CHgQrQMwDQ&tx=53&ty=63
    not a savior
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    https://www.google.ca/imgres?q=hot+girl+waffles&hl=en&biw=1160&bih=618&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=fRo_-b2vQ229IM:&imgrefurl=https://tease.thedailywh.at/tag/food/page/2/&docid=z10gjN4tCr06QM&imgurl=https://chztdwtease.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129199680149320032.jpg&w=500&h=667&ei=gahCT-aSH6bniALe06iIAQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=322&sig=114966506934501440854&page=1&tbnh=129&tbnw=92&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=0CHgQrQMwDQ&tx=53&ty=63
     
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    lol Mp really likes having this Pr0blem guy around... it deflects the attention off him somewhat.. I like that angle your going for here MP 
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    lol Mp really likes having this Pr0blem guy around... it deflects the attention off him somewhat.. I like that angle your going for here MP 
     
     
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    Is the blind girl thread gone? Or am I going blind?
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    Is the blind girl thread gone? Or am I going blind?
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