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Grossed the fuck out.... I caught my mom....

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Cyrax

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Posted: Mar. 12, 2012 - 7:58 PM ET #351

HeadOverHeart

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Posted: Mar. 12, 2012 - 11:44 PM ET #352

I'm waaaaaaaaaay too ADHD to read fuckin' 15 pages of this horseshit.

Can someone just sum this shit up for me....something about waffles? Looking for new breakfast recipes. Favorite meal of the day.

Thanks.

packers1992

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Posted: Mar. 13, 2012 - 7:22 PM ET #353

problem here's what you do. I live my life by the motto wwsd it stands for what would salty do? I believe as payback for thay guy banging your mom that salty would videotape himself fucking that guys mom and show him the tape

cjlipe

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Posted: Apr. 16, 2012 - 6:41 PM ET #354

LoL

yankees2k6

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Posted: Apr. 16, 2012 - 6:51 PM ET #355

BIGfnPOO

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Posted: Apr. 16, 2012 - 8:04 PM ET #356

Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

So about 10 minutes ago I was sitting browsing covers minding my own business, and updating my ipod with recent music. So anyway, I'm sitting here, and I hear a loud scream, sounded like the scream of an animal. It came from upstairs, and I ran all the way from downstairs, I was there in like 10 seconds. As soon as I got upstairs, everything was quiet. I checked everyones rooms, and nobody was home. I remembered my mom yelling when she got home earlier "I'm home!" and she went upstairs. I went into another hallway, and banged on her door. I didn't hear anything, so I broke in, the door came off the hinges because I thought something happened. I stood in the doorway, fucking stunned. My mom, and her BF doggstlye on her bed.

Fucking disgusting. I will honestly never, ever forget this shit. What. The. Fuck.

I needed somewhere I could tell people this. There's no way I could vent this to someone I know IRL.

bro, i thought we was kool ..? thought you got over it. son. just accept it...and maybe u know ....well u kno....being u saw her she saw you...we can do a TABOO pt.16......you be ok,,,did u stop jakkin it after 6mths o thinkin on it...? did u gt lucky? GAMBLE TALK ONLY

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25INSANESULLY

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Posted: Apr. 17, 2012 - 7:46 AM ET #357

WELL YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT SITE, IF YOU THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU....GOODLUCK IF YOU CATCH HER AGAIN.........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOMMMMMMY..

25INSANESULLY

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Posted: Apr. 17, 2012 - 7:49 AM ET #358

HEY HEAD, I WILL SUM IT UP FOR YOU..........THIS DUDE'S MOM LOVES IT DOGGY STYLE, AND SHE LOVES TO COOK YOU WAFFLES WHEN YOUR DONE BANGING HER IN THE ASS........SO IF YOU WANT IN ON THIS ACTION YOU HAVE TO TAKE A NUMBER.....BECAUSE HEY YOU DOES NOT LIKE SOME ASS AND WAFFLES.......