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Bro i forgot my boxers.  Can you wash em for me please?
 
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EXTRA BUTTER PLEASE
 
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Any doggystyle voyeur this weekend?

   

 
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guy's quit givin this fella a hard time, poor lil bugger probably won't be able see eye to eye with momma ever again. 

well hopefully not his eye to moms brown eye anyways.
 
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If you do go camping with them , keep one eye open in your tent and keep that sleeping-bag zippered up so cornholio cant surprise you son

 
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I'm still waiting for an update on whether he talked to his mom yet. I want to know what was said...
 
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Trig, I do not know why I find your avatar so creepy?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BDUBB:

Your mother is a person.


 
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Why are you still living with your mother?
 
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Mods lock this......
 
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there's a motto you should live by its called

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it stands for what would salty do? Salty would go balls deep into your mom's boyfriends mother and have you walk in. salty is the man

 
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and have your mom's boyfriend walk in. Damn my keyboard sucks
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VandalRevival:

Lmao

So you will tell a bunch of guys on the internet you don't know but then you won't confide in a close friend of yours

So your mom was doggystyle...

The real question here is....any way you could tell if he was higher up on her rear end or lower?

was just thinking the same thing

 
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I want some of that too!
 
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dude, send me some of your mom's used panties
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DrRenob:

dude, send me some of your mom's used panties

Before or after he abuses them?

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Waffles?  Is that because he had his fill of leather cheerios?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

Update

I went downstairs this morning, and there he was. Sitting at my fucking table eating some fucking waffles. 

 

 If by some miracle you are able to close the deal and bring the blind girl from the hospital back to mom's to spend the night.

 Please for the love of God,keep her away from the waffle iron.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by -29-:

 

 If by some miracle you are able to close the deal and bring the blind girl from the hospital back to mom's to spend the night.

 Please for the love of God,keep her away from the waffle iron.

There is no blind girl. It is a metaphor for what he saw, he is blinded by the fact he wants his mommy. HE is the blind girl

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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WTF?

Still no pics in this thread?

 
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GIVE ME SOME OF THAT POON PROBS!!!!!

 

 
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why wont this shit die 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

why wont this shit die 
we love you man............... and your mom we want whats best for the both of ya.
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