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So about 10 minutes ago I was sitting browsing covers minding my own business, and updating my ipod with recent music. So anyway, I'm sitting here, and I hear a loud scream, sounded like the scream of an animal. It came from upstairs, and I ran all the way from downstairs, I was there in like 10 seconds. As soon as I got upstairs, everything was quiet. I checked everyones rooms, and nobody was home. I remembered my mom yelling when she got home earlier "I'm home!" and she went upstairs. I went into another hallway, and banged on her door. I didn't hear anything, so I broke in, the door came off the hinges because I thought something happened. I stood in the doorway, fucking stunned. My mom, and her BF doggstlye on her bed. 

Fucking disgusting. I will honestly never, ever forget this shit. What. The. Fuck.

I needed somewhere I could tell people this. There's no way I could vent this to someone I know IRL. 
 
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Lmao

So you will tell a bunch of guys on the internet you don't know but then you won't confide in a close friend of yours

So your mom was doggystyle...

The real question here is....any way you could tell if he was higher up on her rear end or lower?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VandalRevival:

Lmao

So you will tell a bunch of guys on the internet you don't know but then you won't confide in a close friend of yours

So your mom was doggystyle...

The real question here is....any way you could tell if he was higher up on her rear end or lower?
My friends would make fun of me for life and look at her weird because theyll want details 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VandalRevival:

Lmao

So you will tell a bunch of guys on the internet you don't know but then you won't confide in a close friend of yours

So your mom was doggystyle...

The real question here is....any way you could tell if he was higher up on her rear end or lower?


Valid point that deathly shriek you heard could have been his bratwurst sized pecker going into her tiny poop chute
 
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Valid point that deathly shriek you heard could have been his bratwurst sized pecker going into her tiny poop chute
btw vandal, something like this minus the clothes
 
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https://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cheerleader-and-the-dog.jpg
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

btw vandal, something like this minus the clothes

so you got a front view of it eh?

Have they come out yet or are they still boning?

Curious to see if she has a chat with you about the incident
 
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here comes that awkward son i think its time you move out chat.
 
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You mean she was howling like Lassie?
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Quote Originally Posted by VandalRevival:


so you got a front view of it eh?

Have they come out yet or are they still boning?

Curious to see if she has a chat with you about the incident
yea man, saw her tits ughh fucken sick, idk I locked my door

I was only there for a few seconds, but we made eye contact, I dont think I can talk to her anymore, ughhhh goin to bed now 
 
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find out who the the dude who boned your mom was, bone his mom.

Problem Solved

Hopefully she isnt all dried up in there.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VandalRevival:


so you got a front view of it eh?

Have they come out yet or are they still boning?

Curious to see if she has a chat with you about the incident



Oh yes, do tell us
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dude what color was your moms butthole
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

dude what color was your moms butthole

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

yea man, saw her tits ughh fucken sick, idk I locked my door

I was only there for a few seconds, but we made eye contact, I dont think I can talk to her anymore, ughhhh goin to bed now 

the lights were on...

...eye contact...

thats the worst...

homey you aint fuckin for awhile or strokin it, all you will imagine is your madre goin all cocker spaniel ...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

So about 10 minutes ago I was sitting browsing covers minding my own business, and updating my ipod with recent music. So anyway, I'm sitting here, and I hear a loud scream, sounded like the scream of an animal. It came from upstairs, and I ran all the way from downstairs, I was there in like 10 seconds. As soon as I got upstairs, everything was quiet. I checked everyones rooms, and nobody was home. I remembered my mom yelling when she got home earlier "I'm home!" and she went upstairs. I went into another hallway, and banged on her door. I didn't hear anything, so I broke in, the door came off the hinges because I thought something happened. I stood in the doorway, fucking stunned. My mom, and her BF doggstlye on her bed. 

Fucking disgusting. I will honestly never, ever forget this shit. What. The. Fuck.

I needed somewhere I could tell people this. There's no way I could vent this to someone I know IRL. 

Just validates my thoughts....This place is full of teenagers.
So kid tell us....Did you run back to your room and wackoff ? 
 
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Dude, really you don't think your mom fucks? How old is she? Not that it really matters, do you think people stop fucking at a certain age. Wait, your still living at home with your mom?

Come on you broke the door off the hinges, sure your did.

Is this your fantasy or something?

 
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Little brudder or sister is in the oven.
 
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I don't care if the stories posted on here are by 16 year olds or are fictional. 

These forums are hilarious 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vegasrebel417:

I don't care if the stories posted on here are by 16 year olds or are fictional. 

These forums are hilarious 



 
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Your mother is a person.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BDUBB:

Your mother is a person.

hey ass wipe dont talk about my new b*tch like that...

and problem, no worries k. momma only likes it in her dunk tank on tues and thrs...

gotta rest her shitter...

 
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I went downstairs this morning, and there he was. Sitting at my fucking table eating some fucking waffles acting like he owns this shit. First thing he said to me "Hey buddy, what's up?   my face was just and I didn't reply. He then talked with my mom for" a while about random ass shit. He's apparently wants to take us "camping" this summer. What the fuck? You smash my mom in front of me, then "I'm going to take you camping. " GET THE FUCK OUT. He left, about twenty minutes ago, and he's coming back tomorrow. I haven't talked to my mom yet. I probably won't. 
 
 
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OCD, I call em as I sees em.
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