Quote Originally Posted by Morphine8X:
Scal, thoroughly enjoyed reading your responses, especially the police skit haha
I hope these guys aren't stressing you out, I think you are smart enough to know your worth and that cold streaks are inevitable from a pure percentage standpoint. Also, for the few vocal trolls you see after a loss, you have countless others who don't post much but really appreciate your plays behind the scenes, myself included.
I wish I could get you to post your Iowa/Florida pick, but obviously that's entirely your prerogative. Perhaps a hint....does it rhyme with Fryowa? ??
I'm gonna go tighten up the caps before I give out another Morphine. At this point you are probably beggin I'm on Iowa so you can fade me with Florida.
Why tighten up the caps you ask? The obvious distractions.
The holidays,
the presents,
the turkey carving (which I like to call the "Roast Beast"),
the looped scenes of Ralphie "being sure to drink is Ovaltine" messing with my head,
the continuous screams of Macauly Culken after he applies the aftershave on the boob toob,
the flea bitten dogs shitting in the corner near the fireplace,
keeping Uncle Tommy from spiking the egg nog (that person drunk),
the star topping on the Christmas tree on a wobbly ladder that's gonna send me flying out the first floor window like I'm Clark Griswald 2.0,
more gifts than a Jerry Lewis telethon,
the obscene amount of gift-wrapping,
the Christmas tree chopping (I do it myself with these cold dead capping hands :::cue Moses from the Ten Commandments:::),
10,000 kids flying up and down the stairs like lunatics in a mental ward,
the snow shoveling,
trudging out in the snow to warm up the car and scrape 15 inches of ice off the windshield in subzero weather that would kill of a family of Sasquatches,
the Amazon workers punting my family's Christmas gifts to the front door like he's Jim Carrey from Pet Detective,
dealing with the check out girl at Target (who looked like Amanda Nunes) that would make a sloth get a promotion for speed and accuracy,
the damn parking space being on the other side of mall,
bobbing and weaving through 15,000 people in line for "Santa" on December 24th (at what point is there diminishing returns for standing in that line? Ya bring the picture home and the kid is gonna find the glue and decorate the edges with macaroni pieces and pen strokes anyway.)
ALL THIS AGGRAVATION AND DISTRACTION, and I found a way to give out that Nunes fight. +135. It's incredible. And the Bills Future is a winner if they literally don't take the entire team off the field. I would say the Mods should pay me but I don't want their money! Anyhow, I'm gonna go win 10 in a row (or thereabouts) with undistracted capping and I'll be back to post the 11th.
Merry Christmas!
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