2020 Hot Stove

You know sac I listened to that skit and heard them say Bulls and Knicks and really did not even hear it,lol.

This could be a long summer.

JEG; Bambi was male, it was his mother that got shot, then his Daddy came forward and explained to him the facts of life and taught him about hunters. I don't know how anyone could feel sorry for Bambi but forget the story plot, but you make all things possible, sort of.

Jeg, I was referring to a different skit from memory.

You Cali guys claim marijuana is only medicinal...lay off the pipe. It just makes you forgetful and hungry. And you don't know how to fish. And don't know Bambi's sex...

We can't let this get out of hand sac; the next thing you know he will be telling us that the Giants will win 100 games, Hunter Pence the MVP, Johnny Cueto the Cy Young and the team will unanimously adopt Bambi as It's mascot. Nothing is scarier than a Califruity crack pipe. 

I am drunk 

Thanks to this thread I don't need drugs 

Log COTTAGE; how can ever apologize enough? I beg your mercy and can claim only the excuse that I am an old man, suffering (perhaps) the same type of dementia that plagues our (un)worthy opponents. PLEASE do not withdraw, we are gaining momentum daily and in Vegas the odds reflect that. You add too much to the ticket to be without! Maybe Trump calling on Lincoln over the week end distracted my mind, after all, Lincoln is the guy we relate to a log cabin. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I trow myself on the mercy of the court, your honor!

Hey you guys need a Union leader type in your outfit. I'll play the part of Jimmy Hoffa.

One line of cocaine always turns into endless lines of cocaine

How appropriate, a Chicago teamster guy as rep for us. You may be disappointed though; we have no Central States Pension Fund you can rob endlessly, and when it runs dry your mob buddies bury you in the concrete at some construction site. What a glorious legacy that would be. My stepfather-in-law was a central states teamster for 40 years. Paid into the fund thousands and thousands of dollars. When he died in the early seventies my mother-in-law got like $200 a month for two years, that was it. The fund was empty. It may be cold in Chicago in the winter but I doubt Jimmy is cold where he is. Salute!!!

Key, the last time I saw those Latin mea culpas together was when I was an altar boy.

I do.

BTW, I don’t think I’ve ever asked you what part of AZ you’re in. My sister is in Sun City.

LC did you see his last line,he did nothing,,that is not a word,he is getting away with his remarks like the other night he was drunk but instead blamed it on no patio light.now its trow on mercy,what does this mean.

I used to trow a baseball Jeg. Those days are behind me now. Today I drink a couple two tree beers, here n there.

Log COTTAGE:

Rule #1 pay no attention to JEG

Rule #2 pay no attention to sac

Rule #3 forgive all obvious typographical errors

That should pretty well cover the trash talk, especially from JEG, who sports the worst spelling and punctuation on Covers.

Key I have to say I can not believe that I am the worst speller on Covers,that is like Trump saying he gets a 10 on the way he handled this Virus,of course none of it is his fault,

The Gov.of NY comes on and sounds Presidential,though he has that 5 family look,but his message is that this Virus has nothing to do with what your politics as it will hit anyone and though I believe Trump is pushing the States to soon to do something, there is nothing Presidential about the way he does it or anything else.He comes across as a bully and he is crowding the plate and he makes you want to throw the bush back pitch,and what does he send to the SCOTUS today?A bill that is trying to weaken Employers having to pay for a Women right to choice as in Obamacare there are a few reasons to be Exempt,like if your a Church,so now is when Trump wants them to add a new list of reasons why they do not have to cover a Woman's right,

So he has two strikes at least already,does this fall into STRIKE 3 OR OUT,or is it another check swing by a Man that shows every chance he can that the Middle Class is not a portion of the population he cares about and could care less about what happens to those,if it's to early to reopen,that are made to go back to work.And I hope no one has to get sick or pay the price for Trump trying to get the economy going to satisfy his need to get re-elected.

I lean strike 3 or full count at least with the next pitch heading to the corner.

That is my fav.beer of all time sac,you always have the right thing to say,but though I have not been fishing in a long time I believe I could catch a couple still,

All this garbage from a guy that wants to throw a "bush back pitch" to Trump. I rest my case. Your typo is forgiven.

Just got done watching a few innings of Korean baseball. I like what ESPN is doing and from what I saw not having fans was no big deal. I would like to see MLB follow this format. I dont miss the other sports but i do miss MLB and the Triple Crown horse racing. 

Hope all fellow posters are well and safe. Came back to Ohio from Florida a little later this year since it doesn't look I will be working at the minor league ballpark this season. Hope the weather begins to warm up soon or I may head back to Florida.