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What is the funniest saying/ quote you know?

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Skatman321

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Posted: Jan. 10, 2011 - 2:53 PM ET #51

Rodney once again- Marriage is an institution...if by institution you mean prison

BamaOX

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Posts: 166

Posted: Jan. 10, 2011 - 8:55 PM ET #52

Quote Originally Posted by callmetim:

"Life is like a penis...when it's soft you can't beat it. When it's hard you're getting fucked."

powerade

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Posted: Jan. 10, 2011 - 9:13 PM ET #53

"Women, can't live with them......THE END"

-Al Bundy

Frnke4Finger

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Posted: Jan. 10, 2011 - 9:25 PM ET #54

Well the one thing about masturbation...at least you're having sex with someone you love.

The Hawk

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Posted: Jan. 10, 2011 - 9:37 PM ET #55

"Hi! I'm trotter64"

Francoliah

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Posted: Jan. 10, 2011 - 10:09 PM ET #56

"If its got tits or tires its bound to give you problems"

FadeTheT

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Posted: Jan. 11, 2011 - 3:44 AM ET #57

Sorry if they may come off a little racist (I think it actually makes fun of white people more than black people, you be the judge)

Q: Whats the only good thing about a white point guard?
A: If you sister dates a point guard

-Arty, Beer League

glyde69

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Joined: Sep, 2005

Posts: 7444

Posted: Jan. 11, 2011 - 6:54 AM ET #58

Quote Originally Posted by VanDutch:

"Your Sister's Cu*t!"

- Uncle Junior.

That shower scene is a classic!

panteraa

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Posted: Jan. 11, 2011 - 10:05 AM ET #59

marriage is a great institution, you just want to be institualized.

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