Ever walk into a stall only to find the toilet flooded with 12 pounds of shit to the rim.......u walk out of the stall and a guy enters the bathroom simultaneously and proceeds into that same stall.
Now he thinks u did it. Do u just walk out quietly? Or do u explain that u didn't do it?
I shit 20 times a day so I have no choice but to use public bathrooms.
I also prefer the handicap stall. Why shit in a little duplex when the master suite is available?
One time I stepped out of the handicap stall and a handicapped guy was waiting. He was pissed. I thought he was going to break my kneecaps with his cane like I was invading his territory.
OK, motherfucker, I see you have a bad leg, your walking with a limp, but don't you shit normal.
Don't piss on the floor in front of the urinal...it's disgusting and that's what 4 year olds do.
Flush your piss for the next person with forearm.
Wash your hands without spashing water all over the damn counter top.
Don't fucking miss the paper towel can when you free throw it into the garbage.... dirtbags - pick it up.
If your ass is exploding in the stall, please courtesy flush repeatedly to muffle the sound so the rest of us don't puke. (Continue flushing until the grenade is defused).
Lift the toilet seat up in a stall after you drop the Browns of at the Superbowl. (with your foot).
Unfortunately negotiating a public wash room requires some athleticism thanks to some adults that still need mommy to clean up after 'em.
Don't piss on the floor in front of the urinal...it's disgusting and that's what 4 year olds do.
Flush your piss for the next person with forearm.
Wash your hands without spashing water all over the damn counter top.
Don't fucking miss the paper towel can when you free throw it into the garbage.... dirtbags - pick it up.
If your ass is exploding in the stall, please courtesy flush repeatedly to muffle the sound so the rest of us don't puke. (Continue flushing until the grenade is defused).
Lift the toilet seat up in a stall after you drop the Browns of at the Superbowl. (with your foot).
Unfortunately negotiating a public wash room requires some athleticism thanks to some adults that still need mommy to clean up after 'em.
How do people shit on the seat?
How fat must an ass be for it not too fit.
Don't piss on the floor in front of the urinal...it's disgusting and that's what 4 year olds do.
Flush your piss for the next person with forearm.
Wash your hands without spashing water all over the damn counter top.
Don't fucking miss the paper towel can when you free throw it into the garbage.... dirtbags - pick it up.
If your ass is exploding in the stall, please courtesy flush repeatedly to muffle the sound so the rest of us don't puke. (Continue flushing until the grenade is defused).
Lift the toilet seat up in a stall after you drop the Browns of at the Superbowl. (with your foot).
Unfortunately negotiating a public wash room requires some athleticism thanks to some adults that still need mommy to clean up after 'em.
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Haha that one always comes in under the radar. There always seems to be a pool of dirty water/soap/what appears to be Rosie O'Donnels vaginal juices forming around the faucets. It is so gross.
People that put their hands directly under the faucet when 90% of the time the water pressure is high and it just shoots all over the place. A paper towel in the sink just ruins everything as well.
I was at the airport in Chicago over Christmas and I walked in the bathroom and some dude in a wheelchair is banging on the handicap stall yelling at some guy dropping a deuce in the handicap stall. The guy was just ignoring him but I would have told him to fuck off and left him a nice present.
One of the very funniest things I have ever read on covers.
Some dude at our shop does his business and leaves it in the bowl for everyone to admire.
If that's not gross enough,there's never any toilet paper with it.I like to think he waddles to the next stall and wipes instead of the other
thought..
I think it would be funnier to see a woman's reaction... one time chelsea handler did a prank like this and asked all the women to come "check it out", and most of them were like, "omg" and holding their hands over their mouths...it was 
Worked a couple of years at a movie theater as an usher which also included cleaning the bathrooms. There were always 'presents' left in the stalls, whether it be poop or someone to lazy to push their bird-nest of TP in with the flush. The best was walking in and seeing the positions of the guys at the urinal wall. These were 3 of my favorites.....
The Shy Guy- always tucks himself into the urinal tighter than a baby in the womb as if someone is trying to peek at him even though no one is near.
The Hold-up: Guy with both hands on the wall above the urinal and then finishes with the full-body shake.
Stage Fright Guy: Can stand at the urinal for up to 5 minutes, constantly taking deep breaths to focus in before finally flushing and going into the stall.
But the worst is going to the bathroom in a bar or restaurant with only 2 urinals and 1 stall and theres some little 5-6 year old kid with his pants and underwear all the way down on his ankles, holding his shirt under his chin taking a piss while his dad stands behind him and then gives you a dirty look for looking at his kid...WTF??? Wait for the damn stall or leave the little shit at home.
And the non-handwashers that go back to their stool and then hop on the NTN trivia.....you might as well just rub your dick on the gameboard you inconsiderate bastard!
exactly, that's why I wait for someone to make an entrance and hold the door with my foot... but sometimes that can take up to 5 minutes. what does that make me
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