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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
Here's the things I can't tolerate.
Thanks for sharing.
1. A public restroom has eight stalls and you choose the furthest one to the right or left. Then someone walks in and chooses the stall right next to you, basically making it known to both of us, "I'd like to shit right next to you."
This isn't a bar stool buddy. This is a toilet. There are unpleasant things occurring in this place.
Worse, is when it happens in an office. Now because of the shoe recognition, you pretty much know who wants stall 7 when you are in stall 8. I don't even know if it's some kind of hyper-masculine dominance thing like "I can shit a brick larger and more effectively than you....watch this."
2. How about the guy who talks on his cell in a stall? Loudly at that. What kind of respect do you have for the person on the other end of the line when you chose to talk to them while your defecating? Why don't I get on my cell as well and order a pizza? Maybe even come back when you're still in there and hand you a slice. Bon Appetite!
3. How about Mr. "Let me break wind right in your face as I stand next to you in the adjacent urinal". This guy thinks it's okay to let things come out both ends because he's in a bathroom. Bitch, have some respect! I breath the same air you do and you just added a dump truck load of methane to a very tight space.
4. Then we have Mr. "Wash my hands for 4 minutes because I have OCD". I'm all for washing hands. Do it all the time. BUT, why are you sitting there looking at yourself in the mirror lathering up your palms like your about to perform war surgery in Vietnam? This guy's hands disappear in a sink-sized bubble bath by the end of the episode. OTHER people would like to wash their hands too. And then he reaches for the paper towels. No TEN paper towels. His hands are too good for just one. We need to whack a Redwood for these hands.
5. Mr. Middle Urinal - We all know him. Three urinals against the wall, two being used on each side and this guy squeezes himself into the middle like he's boarding a Japanese subway car. All the while, toilets were free and clear. Even Satan would wait in line before taking that off-limits piss pot out of respect for the male species, but not this guy.
6. Mr. Bathroom Conversationalist - Ya just wanna get in and out and Bob from accounting has to bring up the Yankees. Your trying to aim your piss, the place stinks to holy hell, and you have a lot of work to get back to. But Bob thinks it's apropos to talk Sportscenter highlights while you both have your hands on your schlongs.
7. Mr. Whack-off in a Public Bathroom - Heard it in a Trump Casino years ago when I was just about to get back to a poker session. Easily, Top 3 most unpleasant things I've ever been subjected to. It is branded in my brain and will live with me until I turn to a pile dust.
This list can get to 70 but I'll stop here.
Classic!
Do you guys sit or stand to wipe? I've been through the debate before and if you haven't been through it before, you're likely pretty shocked right now to learn that there is an alternative option. lol
I was always a stander but I've since converted to a mix of both... start sitting then move into the stand at the right time.
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