Very funny thread.... Not for nothing, leg, but it seems to me you're a 12 on the herb-o-meter.. Man, just be chill.... Make small talk.. Let me ask you this.... How did you and your girlfriend meet? What did you do/say to get her interested in you? Here's a better Q....If this co-worker chic was into you, you'd be fine with cheating on your gf i suppose? In that case, is it ok if i can have at it with your gf? lets get some pics since i doubt you'd mind her fuckin me.... since you'd be fuckin the co-worker..... hmmmmm? I would ofcourse wash her mouth out and have her take a bath before everytime Id get with your girl, but thats no hassle....
What we all need is a pic of your girlfriend AND the co-worker..... without BOTH this thread is usleless.....
oh yea, here's a quick tidbit.... Whenever a chic you just meet or start talking to says "ill think about it" and doesn't respond promptly.. You struck out on 1 swing......... bugs bunny clip when he's playing baseball.... if you haven't watched it, search for it and you'll see what im talking about I'd wish you good luck, but it looks like you ran out of it .....
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Very funny thread.... Not for nothing, leg, but it seems to me you're a 12 on the herb-o-meter.. Man, just be chill.... Make small talk.. Let me ask you this.... How did you and your girlfriend meet? What did you do/say to get her interested in you? Here's a better Q....If this co-worker chic was into you, you'd be fine with cheating on your gf i suppose? In that case, is it ok if i can have at it with your gf? lets get some pics since i doubt you'd mind her fuckin me.... since you'd be fuckin the co-worker..... hmmmmm? I would ofcourse wash her mouth out and have her take a bath before everytime Id get with your girl, but thats no hassle....
What we all need is a pic of your girlfriend AND the co-worker..... without BOTH this thread is usleless.....
oh yea, here's a quick tidbit.... Whenever a chic you just meet or start talking to says "ill think about it" and doesn't respond promptly.. You struck out on 1 swing......... bugs bunny clip when he's playing baseball.... if you haven't watched it, search for it and you'll see what im talking about I'd wish you good luck, but it looks like you ran out of it .....
there is some bad advice on here. some of you might not work in an office environment... DO NOT COMPLIMENT HER ON HER LOOKS OR CLOTHING for the first thing that you say to her. that is creep talk. girls in the office do not want to be told that they look good. they are at work, and work is supposed to be the only place that they don't get hassled by guys talking about how they look. and do not buy her anything, that is ridiculous. "hi, i don't know you, but i thought i'd buy you flowers"
you work with the girl, this should be so freaking easy to at least talk to her or get her into a decent situation. get 3 other people to go out for cocktails after work, tell her you're going with coworkers for a drink and that she should come with some of her department friends. she's not going to say no, she'll at least say, "this day doesn't work for us, let's do it sometime though because we should know the people we work with better."
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there is some bad advice on here. some of you might not work in an office environment... DO NOT COMPLIMENT HER ON HER LOOKS OR CLOTHING for the first thing that you say to her. that is creep talk. girls in the office do not want to be told that they look good. they are at work, and work is supposed to be the only place that they don't get hassled by guys talking about how they look. and do not buy her anything, that is ridiculous. "hi, i don't know you, but i thought i'd buy you flowers"
you work with the girl, this should be so freaking easy to at least talk to her or get her into a decent situation. get 3 other people to go out for cocktails after work, tell her you're going with coworkers for a drink and that she should come with some of her department friends. she's not going to say no, she'll at least say, "this day doesn't work for us, let's do it sometime though because we should know the people we work with better."
Seriously, I haven't seen this type of stuff since I asked a chick to go with me in 6th grade.
Run into a chick casually in hall or outside + back to back to back uncomfortable, awkward e-mails asking her if she wants to IM = lame stalker with no game and no chance.
It's like the guy who is too afraid to talk to a gal so he leaves a message on her machine asking her out.
Best thing to do is to make small talk when you walk by her. Make a comment about work....say something funny.....and then go into the, "oh, by the way, I'm legwand." Then you can talk about work a little (how long have you been here, what do you do, etc.). Keep it short and then say, "well, it was nice to meet you....I hope I see you around."
Then you have at least layed some foundation so that you can talk to her again when you run into each other. Show interest, but there is no need to whip out your johnson and start pounding away. And once you've talked to her, DON'T force the next meeting. Just let it happen. Then you can talk to her more in-depth. And so on. Eventually, you can transition into a "would you like to go to lunch sometime"....but that should be after you talk to her 3-4 times so she doesn't think you are just out to get in her pants.
Sorry, leg, but you already screwed this one up big time.
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Seriously, I haven't seen this type of stuff since I asked a chick to go with me in 6th grade.
Run into a chick casually in hall or outside + back to back to back uncomfortable, awkward e-mails asking her if she wants to IM = lame stalker with no game and no chance.
It's like the guy who is too afraid to talk to a gal so he leaves a message on her machine asking her out.
Best thing to do is to make small talk when you walk by her. Make a comment about work....say something funny.....and then go into the, "oh, by the way, I'm legwand." Then you can talk about work a little (how long have you been here, what do you do, etc.). Keep it short and then say, "well, it was nice to meet you....I hope I see you around."
Then you have at least layed some foundation so that you can talk to her again when you run into each other. Show interest, but there is no need to whip out your johnson and start pounding away. And once you've talked to her, DON'T force the next meeting. Just let it happen. Then you can talk to her more in-depth. And so on. Eventually, you can transition into a "would you like to go to lunch sometime"....but that should be after you talk to her 3-4 times so she doesn't think you are just out to get in her pants.
Sorry, leg, but you already screwed this one up big time.
"there is some bad advice on here. some of you might not work in an office environment... DO NOT COMPLIMENT HER ON HER LOOKS OR CLOTHING for the first thing that you say to her. that is creep talk. "
scroll up, that was not was said.... we said establish small talk, get a conversation going to get her comfortable with you, then work in the compliment/make sure you notice her/show interest, then ask to go out for drinks, then fuck!
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"there is some bad advice on here. some of you might not work in an office environment... DO NOT COMPLIMENT HER ON HER LOOKS OR CLOTHING for the first thing that you say to her. that is creep talk. "
scroll up, that was not was said.... we said establish small talk, get a conversation going to get her comfortable with you, then work in the compliment/make sure you notice her/show interest, then ask to go out for drinks, then fuck!
legwand: If this chic is hot, she's got guys hitting on her all the time. What do you have to offer over everybody else? If you don't have a lot of money or good looks, you'd better be able to make her laugh. Send her another email. Tell her your inbox has icicles on it because you haven't heard from her. Tell her your inbox is so cold, there is frost on your Mouse's whiskers. Make her laugh.
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legwand: If this chic is hot, she's got guys hitting on her all the time. What do you have to offer over everybody else? If you don't have a lot of money or good looks, you'd better be able to make her laugh. Send her another email. Tell her your inbox has icicles on it because you haven't heard from her. Tell her your inbox is so cold, there is frost on your Mouse's whiskers. Make her laugh.
You already have a girlfriend, so I take it that you are solely looking to fuck this girl or maybe just fool around or whatever.
If this is the case, all you need to do is the following. If you have any shot at fucking her, and you have even a little bit of charm or "game" it will work. If it doesnt work, then she either wants nothing to do with you, hates drinking, or you have absolutely 0 "game".
All you do is make some small talk when you see her, whatever, yada yada yada. Then just cooly tell her one day, one of two things: that you and some friends are going to go grab some drinks after work and ask her if she wants to come. Or you just ask her if she wants to grab a drink with you.
If she thinks you are cool or is into you in to you to even the slightest degree, she will say yes. Then it is all down hill from there.
But cmon guys, THIS IS EASY. ITs not rocket science. #1 thing is just BE CONFIDENT!
GL man.
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Legwand...seriously...just read this post.
You already have a girlfriend, so I take it that you are solely looking to fuck this girl or maybe just fool around or whatever.
If this is the case, all you need to do is the following. If you have any shot at fucking her, and you have even a little bit of charm or "game" it will work. If it doesnt work, then she either wants nothing to do with you, hates drinking, or you have absolutely 0 "game".
All you do is make some small talk when you see her, whatever, yada yada yada. Then just cooly tell her one day, one of two things: that you and some friends are going to go grab some drinks after work and ask her if she wants to come. Or you just ask her if she wants to grab a drink with you.
If she thinks you are cool or is into you in to you to even the slightest degree, she will say yes. Then it is all down hill from there.
But cmon guys, THIS IS EASY. ITs not rocket science. #1 thing is just BE CONFIDENT!
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