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Been smokin weed a few days a week, what can i do 2 get it out my system?
 
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shrooms
 
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stat detox

 
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just have to jerk off five minutes before the drug test.....it all leaves the system   
 
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Buy a bag of poppy seed bagels and eat for of them before the test.

You will test positive for heroin thus distracting the blood panel from marajuana to H/C.

Keep your grocery store reciept for dated proof of consumption.

And don't just have "bagels" written on the receipt.

 
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drink a ton of H20 and pee like crazy. You should be OK. But I'd buy a home test kit to be sure.
 
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Go to your local GNC. They have some stuff to clean out your system. Make sure you take it a few days ahead of time because there are certain chemicals/ supplements that throw up a red flag.



 
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Just drink a shit load of water and cranberry juice.  Dont listen to all the bullcrap.  Stay natural with the water and cranberry juice and you will be clean in a few days.  But im not talking about just a few glasses of water and juice...lol ....  You will ned to drink gallons and gallons for a couple days.  You will pee in the midle of the night so many times it will drive you crazy but you will be cool.  Excercize helps also  ...  or just the act of sweating..  It also depends on you fat count too.  If you're a healthy guy it will only take a few days..  If you're overweight then it could take longer
 
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Dont do drugs that will 100% work
 
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yes, they have some solutions you can drink that will help you beat the drug test.  however, if the person taking the sample pulls out some scissors, run.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Osirus13:

shrooms
 
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Quote Originally Posted by superbeets:

Just drink a shit load of water and cranberry juice.  Dont listen to all the bullcrap.  Stay natural with the water and cranberry juice and you will be clean in a few days.  But im not talking about just a few glasses of water and juice...lol ....  You will ned to drink gallons and gallons for a couple days.  You will pee in the midle of the night so many times it will drive you crazy but you will be cool.  Excercize helps also  ...  or just the act of sweating..  It also depends on you fat count too.  If you're a healthy guy it will only take a few days..  If you're overweight then it could take longer
Thats to much work get the number one from Puck and be done with it.Never failed
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Osirus13:

shrooms

 
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First you want to burn fat.  Do some cardio then finish that off with some niacin until it feels like you have a light sunburn.  Once you've burned some fat flush flush flush with water.  The day of the test you want to basically piss water, you can take any vitamin B pills the night before/day of to give it a yellow color (neon yellow) and if you know anyone with creotine powder take a little bit of that, this is what they test for to see if it is dilluted (just from natural eating there will be small traces of creotine in your urine apparently). 

1.  Burn

2.  Flush

3.  Dilute/Mask
 
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Transfusion.
 
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have someone piss for you, then microwave that shit
 
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fake pee
 
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The number one comes with fake piss a built in thermometer and heating pads. Its easy to hide its 100%. Dont fuck around with anything else.
 
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Great thread for the heterosexual male gambler (who likes to partake in the ganja)

Here are your basic options...

1. drink alot of water... this will result in you failing the test because there is too much water and you will have to take it again and this should allow you enough time to pass it if you stay clean.

2. fake pee... you an get it from someone else or you can by it in powder form... be aware that the drug tests check temperature, so you have to figure that part out.

3.  Cleansing  drinks...  No first hand experience with this one, but I have heard they work in cleansing out your system... The products often have a "money back guarantee"...

Remember... they are not testing for THC, but the metabolite given off based on the THC stored in your fat cells... so one way to get clean faster is to lose weight burning off fat exercising... this will increase the metabolization of the metabolite in our fat cells...

If you are an every day smoker you will need 30 days to pee clean...

weekend smoker needs about 2 weeks...

I used to request drug testing for patients that I was seeing for severe psychiatric issues, some I know what I am talking about and seen it all with drinking bleach to taking vitamin B...

So I would listen to their story and basically tell them if they would pass or fail and if it was even worth taking the test knowing they would fail anyways...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by superbeets:

Just drink a shit load of water and cranberry juice.  Dont listen to all the bullcrap.  Stay natural with the water and cranberry juice and you will be clean in a few days.  But im not talking about just a few glasses of water and juice...lol ....  You will ned to drink gallons and gallons for a couple days.  You will pee in the midle of the night so many times it will drive you crazy but you will be cool.  Excercize helps also  ...  or just the act of sweating..  It also depends on you fat count too.  If you're a healthy guy it will only take a few days..  If you're overweight then it could take longer

 

WAHT THSI GUY SAID

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

First you want to burn fat.  Do some cardio then finish that off with some niacin until it feels like you have a light sunburn.  Once you've burned some fat flush flush flush with water.  The day of the test you want to basically piss water, you can take any vitamin B pills the night before/day of to give it a yellow color (neon yellow) and if you know anyone with creotine powder take a little bit of that, this is what they test for to see if it is dilluted (just from natural eating there will be small traces of creotine in your urine apparently). 

1.  Burn

2.  Flush

3.  Dilute/Mask

 

WHAT THIS GUY DONE SAID.

 
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I DONT KNOW YOU GUYS BUT DEY BE RAPIN ERRYBODY OUT HERE
 
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Quote Originally Posted by superbeets:

Just drink a shit load of water and cranberry juice.  Dont listen to all the bullcrap.  Stay natural with the water and cranberry juice and you will be clean in a few days.  But im not talking about just a few glasses of water and juice...lol ....  You will ned to drink gallons and gallons for a couple days.  You will pee in the midle of the night so many times it will drive you crazy but you will be cool.  Excercize helps also  ...  or just the act of sweating..  It also depends on you fat count too.  If you're a healthy guy it will only take a few days..  If you're overweight then it could take longer

yep

 
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www.cleartest.com

Don't fuck it up go here and choose a proven solution.

 
 
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The THC should go away in about 2 weeks if you stop smoking. Drink plenty of water in the meantime
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