Asking for acceptance

if you are depressed and miserable then you are coming to the wrong place to over come it. these people on covers will just make you feel worse about yourself . get some help from professionals dude.

I am as depressed as it gets.  I sleep 14 hours a day at least.  Its my only peaceful time.  Watching college football with no bankroll is like having Scarlett Johanssen naked and bent over my couch begging me to stick it in her ass but for whatever reason I can't move or talk.  It's torture. 

Wow! 

haha.  this isn't depression, this is degeneracy.  you don't need meds or psychiatrist, you need na. 

good luck buddy.

The best contribution on the thread.

 

Wanted to shoot the dirt, wife wouldn't let me, short story short, I'm here to shoot the dirt.  I'm having a really hard time.  A dog got into my garbage and of course in my depression I didn't take the time to get off the couch and push it out last week so it was slap full.  Another hole in the wall was the result.  Then I had to drive to wall mart to buy a lock and steel rope now a lion couldnt break into it.  The sad part is that every time I have a bag of trash I need to get rid of its going to take 10 minutes to untie the thing.  One thing after another.  Life is like that.  Its one thing after another and repeat. 

No money to bet with today and its like having a penile infection except there is no cure.  Thanks for being here guys.

go do some gay porn, it seems right up your ally after that youll have a bankroll to work with

your a fuckin dork man

I got so many emails from people wanting to shoot the dirt with me that I am backed up and will get to you eventually.  Many want to go into business with me.  They have venture capital and want to spend it on me.  This really makes me feel very good because it boosts my self esteem.  As soon as I get a business plan together for some business I will get by to you guys through electronic mail.

I don't really feel like shooting the dirt today, I'm tired and depressed.  I have some money to maybe wager with my local on the world series game but I don't know whether Lincecum's changeup will be down or up tonight.  That is the key to the entire game and the total.  If its down and in the dirt the total will go under easily.  If its up the Rangers may go over 10 runs themselves. 

I'm very depressed and want to sleep.  Maybe I need help.  Thanks for all the support you guys have been giving.

Don't wake up please.

One day soon we will all be asleep for good.  Or gone on to eternal life depending on what you believe.  99% of us will be dead within 50 years.  Think about that, 50 years is not very long at all.  Time flies too.  Almost 2011.  It still feels like it should be the 90's.

If you want to shoot the dirt later I may be around but I may not be.

Cheers

Good luck

I think he's Dexter Morgan if he never met Harry.

are you serious?

I will shoot the shit with you later ProtoStar.

Who the hell says shoot the dirt?

cheers

good luck

Proto, do you realize you may not have any friends due to the fact you are a liar?

This was the funniest thing Ive seen today.....

"Guys im depressed, have no money to bet with but want to, I feel worthless and am already thinking about dying Oh and I also have no idea for a business that would make money."

And of course the natural response from degenerate gamblers is.....Cheer up guy, things will get better. Hey I got an idea, lets go into business together Will that make you feel better Proto? Oh whats that?, oh you have no business plan? Thats ok your state of depression is more than enough collateral to give you all of my venture capital. Lets get this ball rolling

Im just shooting the dirt

Shoot the dirt. I have never heard that before. This thread cracks me up. But dude you said you are married so some girl liked you enough to marry you so you should be happy about that. Now go fuck her in the ass.