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i went 1-3 today.  Now I'm very depressed.  So depressed I think I will not get out of bed tomorrow.  Thankfully the time has come for me to take my meds and it wont be long until the pain is gone.  Never get addicted to any kind of drug, it is horrible and will destroy your life.  You will be sad and anxious all the time. 

I just want to start over again.  From age 12.  This is where it all started to go wrong.  I want to wake up from this long nightmare and be 12 again and start on the right path.  But its not to be.  I'm stuck here and the future is flying at me like a light beam.  Fuck me i am screwed. 

My wife gave me 1k to bet with.  I know I will end up trying to hit 4 in a row.  I will probably lose a game in the process and then will want to end it. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

i went 1-3 today.  Now I'm very depressed.  So depressed I think I will not get out of bed tomorrow.  Thankfully the time has come for me to take my meds and it wont be long until the pain is gone.  Never get addicted to any kind of drug, it is horrible and will destroy your life.  You will be sad and anxious all the time. 

I just want to start over again.  From age 12.  This is where it all started to go wrong.  I want to wake up from this long nightmare and be 12 again and start on the right path.  But its not to be.  I'm stuck here and the future is flying at me like a light beam.  Fuck me i am screwed. 

My wife gave me 1k to bet with.  I know I will end up trying to hit 4 in a row.  I will probably lose a game in the process and then will want to end it. 

Proto......I have given you a hard time like many others

You have to know by making some of the claims you have made completely from fantasyland you are gonna get that here.

I even like how you have put on your homepage that shooting the dirt is your interests

You are somewhat like a bloody trainwreck that people cant looking at. Just promise us that if your so called wife leaves you after you lose her so called 1k. Keep us updated if you get the urge to practice rope knot tying not that anyone want you to hurt yourself for real......You are just so damn entertaining man

Your either a great writer that knows your audience, or a guy losers call loser. Its hard to tell but keep up the good work.

shooting the dirt

 

 
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Posted: #103
Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

One for the archives for sure.



no shit bro = pure genius  
 
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Posted: #104

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

i went 1-3 today.  Now I'm very depressed.  So depressed I think I will not get out of bed tomorrow.  Thankfully the time has come for me to take my meds and it wont be long until the pain is gone.  Never get addicted to any kind of drug, it is horrible and will destroy your life.  You will be sad and anxious all the time. 

I just want to start over again.  From age 12.  This is where it all started to go wrong.  I want to wake up from this long nightmare and be 12 again and start on the right path.  But its not to be.  I'm stuck here and the future is flying at me like a light beam.  Fuck me i am screwed. 

My wife gave me 1k to bet with.  I know I will end up trying to hit 4 in a row.  I will probably lose a game in the process and then will want to end it. 

Ever think to man up and grow a pair? 

Or whine to strangers on the internet.  That seems healthy and proactive.

 
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Posted: #105
Social Anxiety and Gambling go hand in hand in many cases. First you need to accept yourself all the good and the bad. Nobody can make you feel better you have to make yourself better. Try to bet less and exercise & interact with people more. Think of being in a social situation as a bet you must win and just do it! Things can only get better best of luck
 
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Posted: #106
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

I am as depressed as it gets.  I sleep 14 hours a day at least.  Its my only peaceful time.  Watching college football with no bankroll is like having Scarlett Johanssen naked and bent over my couch begging me to stick it in her ass but for whatever reason I can't move or talk.  It's torture. 
if gambling doesn't work out for you, there is always standup comedy. This is pure gold. 
 
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shooting the dirt all night long all night
 
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Posted: #108
Quote Originally Posted by eastbounddown:

Social Anxiety and Gambling go hand in hand in many cases. First you need to accept yourself all the good and the bad. Nobody can make you feel better you have to make yourself better. Try to bet less and exercise & interact with people more. Think of being in a social situation as a bet you must win and just do it! Things can only get better best of luck



good advice here
 
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eastbound that was excellent advice.  I tried using it with a girl I met at an NA meeting.  I told myself, if you get this girl to like you and want to fornicate, you are going to win back your 17 thousand dollar bankroll.  But just as I was winning the social contest I realized that even if the girl was going to like me I wasnt going to get 1 penny of my bankroll back for it.  I lost all hope and went silent.  This freaked her out some and she left.  I then lost it.  I was shooting the dirt with a beautiful girl and doing a good job but then I failed.  Again.  I felt like I had just been kicked in the nuts.  What a dork I am. 

It reminds me of the past.  The 90s and early 2000s.  I could just go to a party and get drunk and stoned and shoot the dirt with any gorgeous girl and take it home if you catch my drift.  No longer.  To the younger guys here, hold on to the time, because the time will change and you will be sorry.  Memories will be the only thing left.  Billy Joel said it best.

THE TIME TO REMEMBER

I still have the 1k my wife gave me to gamble with.  I don't want to deposit it until I have a lock.  I went 3-1 yesterday in the NBA contest and screamed when I realized that I picked a loser.  My wife came running and found another hole in the wall and I was on the bed, crying.  There are 17 holes now and she said if I get to 20 I have to leave but where would I go?  Hold on to the good times boys because it will not last forever.
 
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Posted: #110
think you should cut back on the meds
 
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Posted: #111

Wow... you lost 17K gambling and now there's 17 holes in the sheetrock....

17 is a nice number...

Hey Protostar ... I have a nice handyman for you ...

He can fix those holes in the wall and shoot the dirt with you at the same time.....

 
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Posted: #112
ProtoStar if you are for real and not just bullshitting everyone I can relate. However what i said does not mean you should try to cheat on your wife with random women at meetings. If you want to do that be a man and get a divorce!
 
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protostar

you have become my idol

thank you
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

eastbound that was excellent advice.  I tried using it with a girl I met at an NA meeting.  I told myself, if you get this girl to like you and want to fornicate, you are going to win back your 17 thousand dollar bankroll.  But just as I was winning the social contest I realized that even if the girl was going to like me I wasnt going to get 1 penny of my bankroll back for it.  I lost all hope and went silent.  This freaked her out some and she left.  I then lost it.  I was shooting the dirt with a beautiful girl and doing a good job but then I failed.  Again.  I felt like I had just been kicked in the nuts.  What a dork I am. 

It reminds me of the past.  The 90s and early 2000s.  I could just go to a party and get drunk and stoned and shoot the dirt with any gorgeous girl and take it home if you catch my drift.  No longer.  To the younger guys here, hold on to the time, because the time will change and you will be sorry.  Memories will be the only thing left.  Billy Joel said it best.

THE TIME TO REMEMBER

I still have the 1k my wife gave me to gamble with.  I don't want to deposit it until I have a lock.  I went 3-1 yesterday in the NBA contest and screamed when I realized that I picked a loser.  My wife came running and found another hole in the wall and I was on the bed, crying.  There are 17 holes now and she said if I get to 20 I have to leave but where would I go?  Hold on to the good times boys because it will not last forever.


God that song is terrible, is that the shit you listen to? Good God!  Besides, he wrote that song about his dog, everyone knows that.

you can win all your money back by walking around stores and betting people that you can punch a hole into the wall, start your bets at $5 or $10 bucks, you know you're good at punching holes in walls, i say run with it
 
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Shooting the dirt...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

ProtoStar for President!!!!!!!!!!

I even have you a slogan for the campaign

"Just an everyday guy who wants to *shoot the dirt* with you"

Vote for me because I am a liar just like almost all the other politicians.

Plus I can get funding from investors on sports sites with no business plans. But my 4-1 win record speaks for itself!

And yes I am so pitiful that I am beating offers off with a stick. My psycologist is going to be proud of my progress

 



it looks like you are one of two people that realize this guy is taking everybody for a ride with this incredible bullshit story.
 
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sup bro?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

eastbound that was excellent advice.  I tried using it with a girl I met at an NA meeting.  I told myself, if you get this girl to like you and want to fornicate, you are going to win back your 17 thousand dollar bankroll.  But just as I was winning the social contest I realized that even if the girl was going to like me I wasnt going to get 1 penny of my bankroll back for it.  I lost all hope and went silent.  This freaked her out some and she left.  I then lost it.  I was shooting the dirt with a beautiful girl and doing a good job but then I failed.  Again.  I felt like I had just been kicked in the nuts.  What a dork I am. 

It reminds me of the past.  The 90s and early 2000s.  I could just go to a party and get drunk and stoned and shoot the dirt with any gorgeous girl and take it home if you catch my drift.  No longer.  To the younger guys here, hold on to the time, because the time will change and you will be sorry.  Memories will be the only thing left.  Billy Joel said it best.

THE TIME TO REMEMBER

I still have the 1k my wife gave me to gamble with.  I don't want to deposit it until I have a lock.  I went 3-1 yesterday in the NBA contest and screamed when I realized that I picked a loser.  My wife came running and found another hole in the wall and I was on the bed, crying.  There are 17 holes now and she said if I get to 20 I have to leave but where would I go?  Hold on to the good times boys because it will not last forever.

Lol at "if I get to 20". Your wife sounds cool enough if she is going to let you punch a few more holes in her wall and gives you money. Forget about the random girl at the meeting and stick with what you have. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by koman22:


Lol at "if I get to 20". Your wife sounds cool enough if she is going to let you punch a few more holes in her wall and gives you money. Forget about the random girl at the meeting and stick with what you have. 

I agree 

I would stick with the fictional bitch you have now.

Because she may not want to "shoot the dirt" with you. But she will give $1k to a guy who lost a $17k bankroll

A pretty risky move giving $1k to a dude giving his bank account info out to guys on the internet who say they are gonna back you because of your 4-1 record

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

I feel the need to socialize.  I am a shut in.  I go to the grocery store and feel like I want to talk to the people there and all the pretty girls but then again I think they would think I was weird for doing that even though I am a good looking tall guy.  I also go to the convenience store to buy lottery tickets and to visit the Redbox they have to rent DVD's.  Please accept me here so I can shoot the dirt with you guys.

Welcome

 
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One of the more popular threads in a while and it has a good storyline

Even funnier is that he is wanting acceptance and just wants to "shoot the dirt"

But this poor sap still has no friends on his friends list

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

I agree 

I would stick with the fictional bitch you have now.

Because she may not want to "shoot the dirt" with you. But she will give $1k to a guy who lost a $17k bankroll

A pretty risky move giving $1k to a dude giving his bank account info out to guys on the internet who say they are gonna back you because of your 4-1 record


It had been a while since I read about the 17k so I totally forgot about that. What does your "wife" do for a living? I'm assuming that's where you found the 17k. 
 
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interesting read
 
 
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God is just something we invented so we can feel better about dying. I once believed in God, it's how  we we were raised. I'm sorry I know alot of people who will resent we what I say, But I'v e seen it. thhere is no god, only hydrogen carbon and oxygen, the ultimate creators of life, the essentials. You are on your own like it or not, hope you at less have family  good,luck.ex   alltar boy whohas seen it No God
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