Topic: Covers baseball keeper league start of season chatter #2

Fuck each other up. Remember its just a fantasy baseball league . I would rather be all of you then me with Liriano about to throw a no no while hes on my fucking bench. Dude sucks dick all year and the first game i bench his ass he is going to do me like this. GAY!

Please somone come up with some calculated odds on this.

Last year the day before Hallday throws a pergect i trade him for Joey Votto.

This year the day Anibal Sanchez comes within inches of throwing a no hitter i drop him and dont get his start.

Now onto tonight. I have Liriano on my bench 3 outs away from throwing a no hitter after being HORRIBLE all season.

Has to be about 10000000000 to 1

i would say those dds are accurate

Walk off BOMB from Dunn lets go

That is absolutely INSANE. But quite funny because it's not me. Sorry.

With my luck he will throw the no hitter on 140 pitches and next game he will shit his elbow out of his asshole and be out for the season.

Here comes the big donkey walk off

Fuck my life

 

philly...trade me Hanley and Kemp. We'll show him!!!!

Good to see Cargo doing something.

cargo is a monster he will be back to his old self in no time

He's done better since being pushed back behind Tulo. Probably a better spot for him as he would be able to steal more. If he batted 3rd...why steal when Tulo can homer him in? But then he gets less runs. I wonder if they plan on moving him back up long term.

Yankees signed Brad Halsey!!! He's BACK to resurrect his career!!!!

8-2 sparky 

Everyone is against me and nobody wants to give me a starter unless they get Cargo or Weaver in return. So............I'm fucked.

Chyna made the jump to TNA.

I need to make a trade .. im all ears if anyone is interested... looking for runs/SB's guy   OR   CLOSER 

Im looking right now Uriss. Like Papelbon, Santos, Rauch, Gregg, Quentin, Dunn, Pagan?

i'll trade you a starter Sparky.. i want another bat and im not expecting or wanting Cargo.. list my starters in order in which you like em' and i'll see if we can work something out..   

 

Cain, Greinke, Latos................Myers, Hudson

i'll see if i can send u a proposal... Cargo/Weaver and who else if off limits so i know not to include them ?? if im giving you a solid SP i want a Closer, Deal ??

i need Saves the most but want another bat that can take the place of one of my guys at Util.