Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
Christmas is a time of forgiveness.
And we, the Nunes bettors, must forgive this misguided post, full of classic pitfalls in capping which Papa has fallen prey to.
Papa is enamored with Rousey's back muscles and they are impressive, however they are clearly roided and I'll get to that.
Question: Did anyone ever buy those classic wrestling magazines where two women are fighting in bathing suits and leotards?
These fights took place on kitchen floors, apartment couches, near bedroom closets. Anyone remember this? They used to sell VHS tapes of these fights. $29.99. Good money in those days. People paid it. They wanted their leotards in action.
A woman would have another in a leg lock, thick thighs wrapped around another slender torso. This of course would accentuate the trapped woman's bust as she (playfully) writhed in pain (for the camera) begging to have the other woman release her anaconda-esque vice grip.
What was the point of this? Why in a young man's wrestling magazine? For innocent sexual arousal of course, in its infancy before the internet. The women only grappled, no kissing or anything else, but in those days it drove some of the magazine buyers WILD.
So they'd go to the convenience store counter with Brutus Beefcake on the cover of the magazine and grunt as they paid, but really, their Beefcake was inside and it wasn't Brutus, and they whimpered inside begging to be dominated as they brought their two lady grapplers home in a opaque plastic bag. Those lady grapplers were their paradise, even the mere pictures. Fighting in the kitchen on a linoleum floor beneath a toaster oven and blender was a turn on. These women were their She-Ra's of sorts. Built, but still WOMEN at their core. Beautiful and powerful. Enough woman to arouse them but enough brute strength to make them say "MERCY"!
When I see some men talk about this Rousey instagram post, back muscles rippling like waves on a Hawaiian shore, I am reminded of the fetish some have for the lady grapplers of yesteryear. And perhaps, just perhaps, this has blinded the bettor sufficiently to take Rousey and here purported "value" here, that dominant female figure now skewing their capping.
It is conjecture, but it must be put on the table as these counter-caps come fast and furious.
This is not an insult. These women were hot. But we have to put this all in perspective and put everything on the table to get to winning cap, of which Rousey, is not.
Papa, I'll be back to break down some of the other innaccuracies. Good attempt.
Christmas.
Forgiveness.
Forgive yourself and take Nunes.
I knew the one thing you would focus on was the instagram picture. That really was meaningless in my analysis, but yet it was the first thing you went to because you can't really dispute any of the other capping for this fight. The fact is that the value is horrific for Nunes right now. All you need to look at is the fact that Rousey opened up as a massive favorite and has been bet all the way down, to which you have came in and got Nunes at the worst possible price. Please dispute any of that if you can. I have been on your side for many of your wagers this year, but the ones that I have disputed, you have lost. You can go back and check your old threads. I am trying to help you out with this bet. Nunes is not a good bet and you will be burned next Friday by a public underdog.
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