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So is he down to his case money?
 
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The "Pro Gambler" move on the 401K is to do an "indirect rollover" which is basically a 60 day loan.  You only pay the tax and fees if you don't deposit it another 401K account in 60 days. 




 
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Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:

CG even though you have been banned, I know you are out there and reading this.  If you are serious about finding work after your epic bad beat loss today here in Las Vegas please get ahold of me ASAP.  I will help you find work.  I will set you up in a real dream job for you, not this handicapping nonsense, at Chuck E Cheese's.  Before you all laugh think about it for a second.

CG you said in an earlier post that you love kids.  We also know how passionate you are about slaying MILF's.  You are Italian, so you obviously love pizza.  You stated back in Jersey because of boredom you would bet on two rats racing.  Besides Mickey where are you going to find the biggest rat on the planet.  On a slow day you can sprinkle a line a parm cheese on the table, make a you tube video, and tell us all you're doing an 8 ball with Chuckie.

You will be surrounded daily by a bunch of bratty kids that whine and cry almost as much as you do.  After you pass your 45 day probationary period your boss might even drop a bomb and let you wear the Chuckie costume. 

Let me know if you're ready to work. 

LETS GO!!!!!!!


oooh,my guts is hurting!!!!...so funny

this is rite up there with bermax post earlier...comedy hall of fame.
 
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LOL
 
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CG is really truly idiotic. Told him he didn't have enough money
to generate cash flow from any less than 100K bankroll but if he could try with his 25K no more than $500 per bet. Of course he didn't listen! Then I said no drugs, booze. Didn't listen to that either. Told him to get job and offshore lower vig account.
THE DUMB behind NEVER LISTENED TO ME OR ANY ELSE GIVING VALUABLE ADVICE! No surprise what happened here.
NONE WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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What do you people think...archives or no archives?

 
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What do you people think...archives or no archives?

 
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You sound pretty pompous.


Quote Originally Posted by DiverRon:

CG is really truly idiotic. Told him he didn't have enough moneyto generate cash flow from any less than 100K bankroll but if he could try with his 25K no more than $500 per bet. Of course he didn't listen! Then I said no drugs, booze. Didn't listen to that either. Told him to get job and offshore lower vig account.THE DUMB behind NEVER LISTENED TO ME OR ANY ELSE GIVING VALUABLE ADVICE! No surprise what happened here.NONE WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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At least CG wasn't on the Mavs/Nuggets under tonight.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

At least CG wasn't on the Mavs/Nuggets under tonight.  
 


if he had have been it wud have been INCREDIBLY SICK bad luck that wud have done him in..i mean it was on target at 2-0 after a minute of play and if all those guys hadnt thrown in so many lucky,freak,sick baskets over and over and over again the total wud have stayed well under....hes "cursed"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AlwayzRight:

Tell CG to start post
at therxforum.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a better gambling message board anyway.
This Thread might very well end up on SBR or RX or some other Thread (THE CONVERSATIONS ARE TAKING PLACE AND SOME OFFERS ARE BEING BANDIED ABOUT) unless COVERS gets it's head outta it's AZZ and realize this is the longest and strangest running Thread, drawing investment interest) in COVERS HISTORY.   GOOD GOD COVERS --- WAKE UP!!!!!


Take it to the RX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best forum there is. I'll be leaving covers if you take this to the RX.
 
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Archives or archives?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AlwayzRight:

This Thread might very well end up on SBR or RX or some other Thread (THE CONVERSATIONS ARE TAKING PLACE AND SOME OFFERS ARE BEING BANDIED ABOUT) unless COVERS gets it's head outta it's AZZ and realize this is the longest and strangest running Thread, drawing investment interest) in COVERS HISTORY.   GOOD GOD COVERS --- WAKE UP!!!!!

Take it to the RX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best forum there is. I'll be leaving covers if you take this to the RX.


RX, best forum   place is a ghost town
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

Quote Originally Posted by AlwayzRight:

This Thread might very well

end up on SBR or RX or some other Thread (THE CONVERSATIONS ARE TAKING PLACE AND SOME OFFERS ARE BEING BANDIED ABOUT) unless COVERS gets it's head outta it's AZZ and realize this is the longest and strangest running Thread, drawing investment interest) in COVERS HISTORY.   GOOD GOD

COVERS --- WAKE UP!!!!!Take it to the RX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best forum there is. I'll be leaving covers if you take this to the RX.
RX, best forum   place is a ghost town


You don't have the middle school and high school kiddos there. The VETS are all on the RX.
 
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Dodgers just lost in the bottom of the 10th 


0-9 in his last 9 after the Wisky bomb over Kentucky
 
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Damn, CG lost Dodgers also. What are you going o do CG? This really went downhill really fast for you. Too late for grinding, time to go home, get a job, regroup, fine tune your abilities and save some money before trying again. Post a video telling us about your intentions.
 
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He's got like 2.8K right now....scary!
 
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Cant believe CG lost 28k in two months. I don't care what anybody says, unless you are some rich CEO or VP making millions or something, 28k is a TON of money. Most people are not able to save 10k let alone 30k like CG did. I have 25k in my account and I'm 28 just like him. No friggin way in hell would I have ever let myself lose that much money. Period. No way. This truly shows how undisciplined and how much he didn't give a garbage about his future. Chances are, he will never save that much money ever again. More than likely, He will probably now be broke for the rest of his life. Really hard to fathom. I learned a lot from this thread….

Hell, with his piss poor money management skills I seriously wonder how he was able to save 30k in the first place. THAT REALLY SUCKS TO LOSE 28K

 
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Why would he never save it ever again?
If he goes home and gets a job, he'll be ok longterm.
 
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I find it very hard to believe that he bets 500 bucks on the Dodgers after getting 2 bombs
 
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Losing 28k isnt that bad in two months... He has a high overhead that's stressful for him and his wallet and all his other habits... 
 
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Even if he found a job out there,, he would just cover expenses... He wouldnt be able to save any of it at that rate.... He should just find a job and call it rehab but only you get paid... He's got negative ev written all over him... 
 
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Even if he found a job out there,, he would just cover expenses... He wouldnt be able to save any of it at that rate.... He should just find a job and call it rehab but only you get paid... He's got negative ev written all over him... 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TreyInventor:

Cant believe CG lost 28k in two months. I don't care what anybody says, unless you are some rich CEO or VP making millions or something, 28k is a TON of money. Most people are not able to save 10k let alone 30k like CG did. I have 25k in my account and I'm 28 just like him. No friggin way in hell would I have ever let myself lose that much money. Period. No way. This truly shows how undisciplined and how much he didn't give a garbage about his future. Chances are, he will never save that much money ever again. More than likely, He will probably now be broke for the rest of his life. Really hard to fathom. I learned a lot from this thread….

Hell, with his piss poor money management skills I seriously wonder how he was able to save 30k in the first place. THAT REALLY SUCKS TO LOSE 28K



Trey, heres a nice fact for you

"The average savings account balance in the U.S. was $5,923 in 2011, according to a 2012 report by Pitney Bowes, a document-management services company. This represented an increase of just under 3 percent from the $5,753 balance in 2010. New Jersey residents saved the most, with average savings account balances of $7,872, while those in New Mexico had accounts averaging just $4,119, the lowest in the U.S."


Heres a kid CG with 30k in the bank at age 28 more money then most Americans have in their bank accounts goes out and totally pisses it all away on gambling because his dream in life was to sit on his behind everyday and just make bets.  Now CG will never know how much money he could have really turned that money into had he invested it or used it to open a business.  That ship has sailed.
Sure hes only 28 and might be able to save it up again if he has the discipline to do it again.  But if he didnt blow the 30k, as he gets into his 30's life could have been a lot easier for him.  Nows he gonna have to grind paychecks in his 30's to try and get that bank account stacked again.  I mean what he did is the perfect script for a book " what not to do with 30k"

I still believe that hes getting some big chunk of cash from somebody dying, maybe even his grandfather, so going out to vegas and taking a shot with his 30k doesnt really matter.

I mean come on, nobody can really be this dumb, can they?

Well it is good to see that at least 1 person learned something from this thread.

Trey, dont blow your cash on gambling.  Use that money you saved for good investments and things in life.  Dont ever be CG
 
 
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CG spent+lost 28k. 16.8k are his gambling losses. This is 3.4k more than his deficit was entering Wisc bomb. I hope it's job time and not 401k time but we'll see
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