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Posted: #10951
Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


Reverse run line parlay!!!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:

The ONLY thing CG does correctly when it comes to betting is that he makes straight plays only. Please don't phuck him up any worse than he is. If you want to bet 3 team parlays I am sure Vegas will pay for your move and let you live rent free. With all the advice given in this thread you just gave the worst advice you could ever give in gambling.

I would have saved him $2,000.

 
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CG WE NEED A 4K PLAY TOMORROW ON A NHL OVER/UNDER.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Idk man. I just hope I don't do something really dumb tonight.

There is no hope.  Abandon hope all ye who enter this here thread.

"The CG" is dripping with irony.  He must mean "I just hope I don't do something else dumb tonight other than the three 1k bomb plays I made on baseball instead of grinding it out at $300 a game like I said I was going to do."

You still have a chance to stop the insanity, stop the coke, stop the boozing and stop the bombs and get back to grinding.  But soon, the chance will be gone.

Go to bed and clear your head and get your mind right in the morning.


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Posted: #10955
CG, become a cab driver, then you can sell coke to other young bettors coming into town to try an make their fortunes

It will make you more money then your handicapping will, thats for sure.
 
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Posted: #10956
CG, don't do anything stupid. Put the coke straw away and get a hold of yourself.

Full slate tomorrow, including a bunch of day games for CG to get down on early.

At this point, you're likely gonna go bust. Just stretch it out as long as you can and enjoy the vacation
 
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Posted: #10957
Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:


At least the naysayers can't criticize you any longer for not having a plan.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Down 5-2 second and third two out for priests chance to get back in game... Where is the error? The passed ball? The two hit by pitches? God forbid a big hit I am so fuckking pissed off drinking my tito's vodka like it's water. I'm getting ready to SNAP

Let's do a vid bro...get on youtube and let show your frustrations from such a bad night !!! 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Down 5-2 second and third two out for priests chance to get back in game... Where is the error? The passed ball? The two hit by pitches? God forbid a big hit I am so fuckking pissed off drinking my tito's vodka like it's water. I'm getting ready to SNAP

Let's do a vid bro...get on youtube and let show your frustrations from such a bad night !!! 
 
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Posted: #10960
cg your fans are on the street right now demanding a video of you drinking the vodka.

dont let your fans down
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

GET REaDY FOR the BPV bomp play Vegas... Which sportsbook is ready to lose there a$$? I'm ready to destroy a book with a few bombs

DAMN SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
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Posted: #10962
Freud's Death Drive in full effect. I do envy your audacity, though, I must say.
 
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Posted: #10963
I assume taking a day off is out of the question.....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

GET REaDY FOR the BPV bomp play Vegas... Which sportsbook is ready to lose there a$$? I'm ready to destroy a book with a few bombs

I like the way you think.  There is no chance you have the same bad luck two days in a row.  
 
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Posted: #10965
CG don't worry about it man you are still 11-3 in the last 14 College Basketball Plays.
 
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Posted: #10966
Tito's --- good choice in vodka.
 
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Posted: #10967
Quote Originally Posted by Jose_Reyes:

Sounds like the blow has you tweaking on the fourth day of the MLB season. Better off smoking a joint and settling in for a six month grind. Just my $0.02.


Very solid advice here...smoking a Joint and hitting the pool in the summer while grinding smaller bets is your only chance.  May have to get a part time job as well because your monthly nut to get till September may dwindle too fast.  Still a great summer though.
 
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Posted: #10968
Good choice on the Tito's, CG.

Stop the coke, though. C'mon. This coke habit you picked up since getting to Vegas isn't cute. Cut the sh.it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:

CG don't worry about it man you are still 11-3 in the last 14 College Basketball Plays.

He is also 100% in opening day MLB winners.

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Quote Originally Posted by Drizle:

I assume taking a day off is out of the question.....

I literally laughed out loud when I read this.
 
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Posted: #10971
Focus on the positives.
 
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Posted: #10972
i would be really nervous if I were 5 guys on the strip.
 
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Some guys are ruthless on here. And other guys are still trying to give him advice, about grinding no less.

The entertainment is almost over.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Moneymanager:

Focus on the positives.

Nick does have really nice shades. All of this started because the Marlins gave up 7 runs in the first inning. If the Marlins played good, then this whole calamity would have been avoided.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

I am sure I will get a lot of negative comments but check my season long threads  I am a proven winner...  the biggest thing is to know when to raise my bets or not..  I will be a lot more selective and careful in my studying and playing of games as this is now my profession and not just for fun and risk taking.

I used to play any 1pm baseball game during the week in the summer in bases just because it would help me get thru the shitt workday and my shitt job.

now I WON"T be playing every national TV game or afternoon game because I want to gurantee I make a lot of money.  will pick certain spots more.. thinking 1-2 games a day at most... during football maybe more because that is my specialty..   going to be a lot of trial and error at first but I know I am going to kill it.

so let me know if u are intrigued in following my journey or not.

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