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CG-

More marijuana - far, far less coke and alcohol. Stick with the all natural green herb. For someone who gets as angry as you, marijuana will do you good. Terrorism wouldn't even exist if everyone just smoked that sweet, sweet greenery and busted a nut or two every night.
 
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CG How much coke are you buying at a time?
 
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After watching his latest videos, its official, this kid is a complete mental midget and doesnt have a clue.  Watching him rant about passed balls and hit by pitches shows that he clearly has never actually watched many baseball games in his life.  This kind of stuff happens every single day, all season long, every year.

He really thinks that when he make a bet, its supposed to just win.  Wouldnt that be great if the world worked like that

Hes just a hothead who has no business betting sports.

Good thing his mommy will bail him out after he goes broke.  Maybe she will also take him to the doctors for some ADD meds
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

My best sport is football Scal nfl and college look at my record in both. I made the mistake of coming here too early. I'm the jersey cockroach tho I won't quit. I'll comeback no doubt in my mind. U all will laugh but just watch

I don't know if you can come back!

Baseball doesn't offer the same opportunities, lines or otherwise, as the NCAA tourney (where you absolutely know you'll get maximum effort), and you said your gonna stay away from the NBA. What's left?


$4K play on another NHL O/U???
 
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Quote Originally Posted by zooyorkinc:

CG How much coke are you buying at a time?


How much does coke cost anyway? I have no idea. Would it put a dent in his roll or does it come relatively cheap?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:


I like the way you think.  There is no chance you have the same bad luck two days in a row.  


Correcto, Hutcho.

This is why you have no need to cap, Nick.  You are entitled to wins, and you are due.  Way overdue.  So toss a coin, take a side and relax. Entitlement and being due trump any capping or money-management 
requirements.

We know you really, really, really want to win, Nick.  And that is also enough to make it so.

The sincere desire of an overdue, entitled player is enough to get the universe's attention, Nick.  You are sure to win.  It could not possibly happen any other way.

So keep a sniff upper lip, Nick, and drink until you drop.  That should be enough for the universe to honor you.

You proved your discipline by grinding it out for an entire day, and not throwing any bombs until day three of the baseball season.  That should be quite enough for an entitled one to collect his due.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



How much does coke cost anyway? I have no idea. Would it put a dent in his roll or does it come relatively cheap?

I can only imagine the quality of coke he's getting from cabbies in vegas 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



How much does coke cost anyway? I have no idea. Would it put a dent in his roll or does it come relatively cheap?


dont know what vegas prices are, but i would say hes probably paying 80 bucks a gram for cut up junk.  He needs to start buying ounces at a time, that way he wont be paying for all cut.
 
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whew!!!...just as well you made that decision to grind with smaller bets or today mite have really stung............oh wait....nevermind.

actually betting small and steady is generally a pretty solid plan...totally sucks that there was no-one in here to give this type of advice at any point over the past 400 pages..we're all pieces of shiit to just stand by and let this happen
 
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Seattle just had 2nd and 3rd with no outs and didn't score. I am so unlucky, I am ready to snap Time for me to pound some TB's and bang the Italian MILF from Jersey.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

My best sport is football Scal nfl and college look at my record in both. I made the mistake of coming here too early. I'm the jersey cockroach tho I won't quit. I'll comeback no doubt in my mind. U all will laugh but just watch



MY GOD!!!!!.... WHY DIDNT ANY OF YOU USELESS KUNT.S THAT FREQUENT THIS THREAD EVER WARN HIM ABOUT THIS OR GIVE SUM KIND OF ADVICE????!!!??
 
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7. Let a missed free throw by Kawhi Leonard haunt you for months.


 
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CG is gonna have a heart attack in the middle of his next video
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Leonard missed TWO up 3 with 13 seconds left then I have Purdue -5.5 and they get fouled the next day up 4 vs psu and makes first and missed second!!!!!! To win by 5!!!!!!!!!!!.! So friggin sick. CG about to overdose CG about to overdose send the paramedics finished the whole bottle of vodka and 10 line of coke I'm stick standing. King Kong will have to kill me to end this journey I'm a fuckking champion



yeah you did 10 lines, too bad those 10 lines were mostly inositol or some other cut
 
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Is there any chance cg mentions his kings bet tonight in any posts?
 
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CG i really hope you're joking about downing that much vodka and doing 10 lines. Please don't joke about things like that. I really hope you didn't do that.

All of you who agitate CG when he's in this kind of a state are si.ck people incapable of compassion and undeserving of love.

Get well CG
 
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CG-

In what way are your friends involved?
 
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u got a problem with CG ill send u my address lets fight

 
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cg has got his vodka muscles on tonight.  He must be primed from snorting all that vitamin B tonight

I think he needs both milfs to come over and do a show for him
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

u got a problem with CG ill send u my address lets fight



My thoughts exactly 
 
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CG reminds me of sup bro.  I feel obligated to root for him.

 
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RHYME TIME


I'd really like to help you,

CG you're my man.

But I got this wicked urge for a Twisted Tea,

And four bullets of Anbien.


GOOSE~~~~~~~~~~OUT


~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

after the cg got done with her pu$$Y Monday night after the wiscy-1 loser her pu$$Y looked like a fresh roast beef and MUTZ sanwich from FIORES in HOBKEN, NJ

https://www.yelp.com/biz/fiore-deli-of-hoboken-hoboken

used to eat that horseshitt when I worked in my shitt job in jersey shitty....  amazing $12 but well worth it

TDOG AND CG ARE BACK BITCHESSS

You think anyone is bragging about wrecking your mom's pusssy back in Jersey? Have a little respect.
 
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In all seriousness I can't believe you didn't fly home for your Grandfather's funeral. Italian families don't forgive shhit like that, Family first Bro, especially for someone who was there for you as you say. Your mom is probably very disappointed in you right now.
 
 
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If worst comes to worst he'll go in the 401k so if he loses his current savings it's really not that big of a deal. It'll only be if he loses his 401k that itll be a big problem. Is the 401k easy to withdrawl though?
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