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Posted: #10976
Nick are you a terrorist? 
 
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Do you just have a unlimited supply of coke or something? 
 
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Posted: #10978
Adrian Gonzalez has 3 bombs tonight too. 
 
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Adrian Gonzalez with 3 HRs through 5 innings.

Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK75zMNxmI

new video
 
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Van mentioned something about you are obsessed with instant gratification. Aha! Another characteristic of….you guessed it! An alcoholic. Supposedly throw in some drugs and you are all sorts of fuckeddd up.

Oh and CG, a couple posts ago you said you are "capping like crazy right now"………how is that possible when your brain and body is as mushy as yours currently is from all the substances you are doing?

This is a circus. 

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Posted: #10982
Quote Originally Posted by RodWoman:

Some guys are ruthless on here. And other guys are still trying to give him advice, about grinding no less.

The entertainment is almost over.



There's still a 47k 401k. CG says he won't dig into it, but I'd be impressed if he could help himself from using it if the only other option is moving back to NJ. If he's fine working in Vegas, that's another thing entirely.

No advice from me, just well wishes for CG. Actually I do have one piece of advice unrelated to gambling - STOP THE COKE. Marijuana is good for your mental health. Spend $200 and get an herbal aire vaporizer so it's not bad for your physical health, either. Start vaping, stop snorting
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NicksCokeDealer:

NICK YOU ARE A GREAT CAPPER NO DOUBT

AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU ARE NEVER WRONG ABOUT A BET. YOU CRY LIKE A BI TCH BETTER THAN ANYONE I HAVE EVER SEEN. DON'T WORRY MOM WILL SEND YOU MORE BUD

HEY THE PADRES ARE ONLY DOWN 6-2 YOU GOT THIS BUD. JUST KEEP SNIFFING
you're enabling him
 
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When I watch that video I think "what a professional".

Professional wrestler maybe.

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I'd consider subletting your apartment for the WSOP
 
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If you're going to use drugs, try speed. Cocaine is overrated.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:


I like the way you think.  There is no chance you have the same bad luck two days in a row.  

  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK75zMNxmInew video


Nice couch CG.

You want to hear about a bad beat? Went to put the Dodgers on, no LA broadcast on Extra Innings. No Vin Scully. Bummer.

On the bright side, Workaholics is on and we got our first thunderstorm rolling in. So all is well.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdkk6HMpyrM

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I'm trying to figure out why you made 2 youtube videos that are exact same thing….a play by play run down of your losses tonight and then yelling that you are "about to snap!!!!!".
 
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how much is left assuming 0-3 today?
 
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I just read the rest of the thread.

Based on how you describe yourself, I would lay 100-1 that you wont last a full year in Vegas.

Not telling you not to go, but you have close to a zero chance of being successful gambling.  You might bang a lot of ladies, you might party, but gambling for profit aint your thing.  I can tell you that right now.

But you will read this and think it doesn't apply to you - and that's OK - you will need to learn it for yourself.

GL.  Send us a postcard.

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vanzack posted this back on 12/31/14.  Amazingly prophetic thus far.  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by NicksCokeDealer:

NICK START BEING HONEST WITH EVERYONE

BERNIECE WILL SEND YOU MORE AND MORE VIA WESTERN UNION AND YOU WILL SPEND THAT MONEY WITH ME

I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND NOW BUD

AS LONG AS THAT SNOW KEEPS COMING IN AND YOU KEEP SNIFFING IT UP YOUR FAT GREASY WOP NOSTRILS THEN WE ARE BOTH HAPPY!!

A.T.T.F.T - AND THATS THE FU CKIN TRUTH!!

NICK I'M GOING TO BRING ANOTHER BAG FOR YOU

AND SOME ANGEL DUST THEN WE WILL HIT THE STRIP




Cut the derogatory language out. C'mon. You're evincing yourself to be an absolute moron.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Half u pu$$ies would have quit already. Someone will have to drag my dead body home for my funeral before I leave here. CG loves VEGAS

I think the Vegas books have mutual feelings re. you.  
 
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0-6 in your last 6 CG

And no family around to pin it on....(like the 0-8 run)

And no more college basketball to bet on, clearly your best sport...

When you make the next bomb play to avoid going to that "dark place", watch this before you do:

https://youtu.be/0H3rdfI28s0


 
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Tall Boys are kicking in for the Fathers.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

HERE COME the MOTHA FUCKKING PRIESTS!!!!!

Let's do it for CG's betting organization !!!! 
 
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about to snap   
 
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Sorry haters.  You got a better chance of CG marrying Suze Orman, than losing all his money in Vegas.

Nothing can kill this kid.  It's like he's toying with the books.  He will be even by May 1.

Come on with these Priests!!!  Let's go CG.  Rehab is for quitters.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

My best sport is football Scal nfl and college look at my record in both. I made the mistake of coming here too early. I'm the jersey cockroach tho I won't quit. I'll comeback no doubt in my mind. U all will laugh but just watch

If you truly believed this, you would stop betting, get a job, add to your bankroll, work your a$$ off to learn your trade, and start anew when football starts.  It's only a few short months away.

But you don't believe this so you won't.  
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