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Quote Originally Posted by wizardofroz:

 Will College Gambler now be upping his bets to 2K, to recover stripper and blow money?

Also, it would add for more entertaining drama, if College Gambler frantically began looking for a missing wad of Benjamins, once he wakes up from his stupor. 

Question 1.  No.

Question 2.  No.

Wow...this was great! Lets do it again sometime in the far, far, far future.

Or not.

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didn't he mention before that he stopped lifting heavy because of heart issues? Don't think yayo is a very good thing if thats the case. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



Yes yes. How low is this fictitious betting percetage going to go? 5%.

So the 10 NBA games imposted this year represent ALL my bets that I make personally and the 65% I hit last year.

Ok. Off you go.

We've already went over this with you Scal. It has been proven you never hit 65%, so quit lying pigeon
 
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CG, once the strippers and wh0res see Benjamins, watch out!  In your foggy, albeit euphoric state of mind, you could have UNKNOWINGLY covered their bills for the next few weeks, or longer.

Video of your late night forays would not have been wise, but would have been damn entertaining.  Maybe Covers needs to start a raw documentary, and follow you around with a camera.  I, for one, would pay to watch Ben Sanderson in action.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

 

Yes, your winning percentage does speak for itself. It also speaks for bad your money management it. Van has said this to you half a dozen times with no response.


 
A half dozen times lol?  That is nothing compared to the thousands of people telling you to kick rocks.  I am not one of those folks by the way as without you this thread would only be at page 100 now.  Just saying not everyone including you chooses to listen.
 
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Not If...But When

 
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Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:


Question 1.  No.

Question 2.  No.

Wow...this was great! Lets do it again sometime in the far, far, far future.

Or not.


 Easier said than done!  You seem like someone very close (literally) to College Gambler. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wizardofroz:

CG, once the strippers and wh0res see Benjamins, watch out!  In your foggy, albeit euphoric state of mind, you could have UNKNOWINGLY covered their bills for the next few weeks, or longer.

Video of your late night forays would not have been wise, but would have been damn entertaining.  Maybe Covers needs to start a raw documentary, and follow you around with a camera.  I, for one, would pay to watch Ben Sanderson in action.

LOL
 
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I believe I said after the Michigan State win/cover "I think that calls for a beer"

A BEER!

I guess the instructions got confused somehow........
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mbialowas:


We've already went over this with you Scal. It has been proven you never hit 65%, so quit lying pigeon

     In all fairness to scal, I do believe he hit that number for the 2012-2013 basketball season.   

I'm the first to call someone on lying about a record/percentage and such, but it is always based on fact and the fact is he did achieve that number.    

Now since then....  it's not even close to that.   And for him to keep bringing it up as an argument point is the equivalent of the Philadelphia Philles saying "We won the NL pennant in 2009"....   what have you done since then?
 
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No coke! Pepsi!  
 
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Just got up. Last night was insane. Need one winner for GREEN!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Just got up. Last night was insane. Need one winner for GREEN!!

Damnit!

I thought I locked the door to his room.  

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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Just got up. Last night was insane. Need one winner for GREEN!!

Lets get a winner! I tailed yesterday,  thanks. Beers are on me when we meet up 
 
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Last night was fuckinng insane. Me and cuz thinking the person might have hustled us now lmao. Trying to get them to come over later. I'm still drunk as hell. Ill to go car and post video
 
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Can someone update my pro figures like I usually do? I can't do it right now. I would appreciate it. I think I'm down like $850 only now
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


     In all fairness to scal, I do believe he hit that number for the 2012-2013 basketball season.   

I'm the first to call someone on lying about a record/percentage and such, but it is always based on fact and the fact is he did achieve that number.    

Now since then....  it's not even close to that.   And for him to keep bringing it up as an argument point is the equivalent of the Philadelphia Philles saying "We won the NL pennant in 2009"....   what have you done since then?

I apologize Scal. When I  went back to check the records I only went back two years (because isn't that the only thing that is relevant at this time?)




 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Can someone update my pro figures like I usually do? I can't do it right now. I would appreciate it. I think I'm down like $850 only now

Berman did a couple pages ago. You're down  $850 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Can someone update my pro figures like I usually do? I can't do it right now. I would appreciate it. I think I'm down like $850 only now

Bermax, get er done
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Can someone update my pro figures like I usually do? I can't do it right now. I would appreciate it. I think I'm down like $850 only now

W L P Profit
Grand total 44 34 1 -$850
 
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Still drunk as hell...

Can't post figures....

Insane last night where he and cuz might have been "rolled"...

ANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD...

He wants to cap a game and make a pick...........

*sigh*...

School is in session, gentlemen.  Please take your seats and your #2 pencil.  The test is about to begin.  Please note the time on the clock.  You have exactly_____ minutes to complete the exam.  This is an open book test.  You may refer to any book or reference material you have available to you.  You may even access the internet for additional valuable information that may help you complete the test in a correct manner.


The School of Hard Knocks is in session.

No cameras, please.

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swindled for the blow I presume? call the cab company and complain 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bermax:

W L P W% Profit

Moneyline bets 0 2 0 - -$1,100
Spread bets 44 32 1 57.89% $250

Grand total 44 34 1 - -$850
(Spread bets breakdown)
NBA 13 6 0 68.42% -$450
NCAAB 31 26 1 54.39% $700

5K plays 0 1 0 0.00% -$5,500
1K plays 14 11 0 56.00% $1,700
0.5K plays 31 20 1 60.78% $3,950

Favs 19 20 0 48.72% -$3,210
Dogs 25 12 1 67.57% $3,460

Home 25 23 0 52.08% -$150
Road 10 4 1 71.43% -$2,100
Neutral 9 5 0 64.29% $2,500

https://goo.gl/lfl5IT 


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https://goo.gl/lfl5IT

MILFs slayed		3
Tilapias consumed18
TB's chugged101
Coke binge1
Strippers' tip$50
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