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Posted: #6676
Quote Originally Posted by wizardofroz:

CG, once the strippers and wh0res see Benjamins, watch out!  In your foggy, albeit euphoric state of mind, you could have UNKNOWINGLY covered their bills for the next few weeks, or longer.

Video of your late night forays would not have been wise, but would have been damn entertaining.  Maybe Covers needs to start a raw documentary, and follow you around with a camera.  I, for one, would pay to watch Ben Sanderson in action.

He needs to get a freakin GoPro on a helmet a livestream his antics 24/7.
 
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Posted: #6677
We need another video PRONTO!  

Give the people what they want! 
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When they say it's all done, what do we do? We phukin fight!
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Somone wants me to pack my bags?
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Posted: #6678
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Last night was fuckinng insane. Me and cuz thinking the person might have hustled us now lmao. Trying to get them to come over later. I'm still drunk as hell. Ill to go car and post video

Doubt that would ever happen in LV.
But I invented a round gizmo thing this morning that I think may be useful.  Thinking of calling it a "wheel."
My next issue, I think, with all the money that I may make is how to manage it.
 
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Posted: #6679
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Can someone update my pro figures like I usually do? I can't do it right now. I would appreciate it. I think I'm down like $850 only now

You think?

 
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Posted: #6680
lol
 
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W L P Profit
Grand total 44 34 1 -$850
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This record would require a 7% investment of Kelley-bankroll to double From about 25k to about 50k using a -110 commission.

It would support an 8% investment, but don't fall below 56% , or it is Rapid Falls City.

But who cares...there is a more entertaining approach out there.
 
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Posted: #6682
Quote Originally Posted by GeneralChaos:


Doubt that would ever happen in LV.
But I invented a round gizmo thing this morning that I think may be useful.  Thinking of calling it a "wheel."
My next issue, I think, with all the money that I may make is how to manage it.
Funnyto someone maybe.
 
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Posted: #6683
Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:

Still drunk as hell...

Can't post figures....

Insane last night where he and cuz might have been "rolled"...

ANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD...

He wants to cap a game and make a pick...........

*sigh*...

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The School of Hard Knocks is in session.

No cameras, please.


WTF did you think he was going to do today?  Dump out all the remaining Coronas and go to yoga?  He likes to party, he likes to gamble, and he doesn't care if every person on Earth tells him that's a bad combination.  I'm just puzzled that you expected anything less..........
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by GeneralChaos]

This record would require a 7% investment of Kelley-bankroll to double From about 25k to about 50k using a -110 commission.

It would support an 8% investment, but don't fall below 56% , or it is Rapid Falls City.

But who cares...there is a more entertaining approach out there.

That is the 44-34-1 record.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bermax:

https://goo.gl/lfl5IT

MILFs slayed		3
Tilapias consumed18
TB's chugged101
Coke binge1
Strippers' tip$50
Acc. line shopping mileageLake Havasu



 
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Posted: #6686

Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Last night was fuckinng insane. Me and cuz thinking the person might have hustled us now lmao. Trying to get them to come over later. I'm still drunk as hell. Ill to go car and post video

 

Ya think

They made $2800 of you two idiots. THEY WERE PRO's

 

 
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Posted: #6687
Haha no my blonde is texting me wants me go Fuckk her.
 
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Posted: #6688
A ticking time bomb.
 
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Posted: #6689

Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Haha no my blonde is texting me wants me go Fuckk her.

 

your blonde is wanting more money Son...wake up.

there isn't anything special about you to her other than she hasn't got all your money yet.

 
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Posted: #6690
wheres the video I want to see some excitement nick
 
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Posted: #6691
This kid is so full of himself. I would bet his head weighs 75 pounds
 
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Posted: #6692
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Haha no my blonde is texting me wants me go Fuckk her.

Well...this is quite the dilemma here now, eh?

Puxxy...or capping...

Puxxy...or capping...

Hmm....I'm thinking he tries for BOTH.


Make sure you leave the bankroll at home.  This b!tch has you marked as her next Mercedes bro.

You are her new cash cow.  And, her "ex boyfriend" will be your newest best friend as well at some point.  If you think he doesn't have some of the action, you are out of your mind.

Ok, what the hell, I will go ahead and spell it out for you...

STRIPPERS = BAD

REGULAR MILFS = GOOD

Stick it back in your pants, tell her to fvck off and get back to your capping JOB, PRO.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good will come of doing anything with a stripper.  You bang her once, you will regret it the rest of your Vegas life..and maybe, your whole life.

Last chance to stop the crap train bro.

PM for the skinny on the down low
 
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Posted: #6693
Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:


Well...this is quite the dilemma here now, eh?

Puxxy...or capping...

Puxxy...or capping...

Hmm....I'm thinking he tries for BOTH.


Make sure you leave the bankroll at home.  This b!tch has you marked as her next Mercedes bro.

You are her new cash cow.  And, her "ex boyfriend" will be your newest best friend as well at some point.  If you think he doesn't have some of the action, you are out of your mind.

Ok, what the hell, I will go ahead and spell it out for you...

STRIPPERS = BAD

REGULAR MILFS = GOOD

Stick it back in your pants, tell her to fvck off and get back to your capping JOB, PRO.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good will come of doing anything with a stripper.  You bang her once, you will regret it the rest of your Vegas life..and maybe, your whole life.

Last chance to stop the crap train bro.





stop trying to protect him.  This cocky little jersey goofball deserves everything he gets
 
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Posted: #6694
THE END IS NEAR MY NEGRO
 
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Nick, OMFG you are a train wreck waiting to happen brother!!!
I'm in your corner but if you consider yourself a "PRO" after what
you've done last night and then saying you're gonna crunch numbers and rationally analyze games drunk at that, you're in for one! I would take day off and just keep partying if I were you.
Play some slots and booze and party but putting K plays up in this
state is really really immature and not "PROFESSIONAL"!
Didn't you say you were only gonna have 1-2 beers a few times a week in the early videos and workout, eat well, etc.?!!?!
Anyway, I find this thread to be HIGHLY entertaining and I seriously think I may need to see a dr next week after laughing SO HARD FROM THIS THREAD AND NOTABLY SCAL's POSTS!!!!
OMFG!!!!
P.S.: PLEASE POST A VIDEO!!!! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by DiverRon:

Nick, OMFG you are a train wreck waiting to happen brother!!!
I'm in your corner but if you consider yourself a "PRO" after what
you've done last night and then saying you're gonna crunch numbers and rationally analyze games drunk at that, you're in for one! I would take day off and just keep partying if I were you.
Play some slots and booze and party but putting K plays up in this
state is really really immature and not "PROFESSIONAL"!
Didn't you say you were only gonna have 1-2 beers a few times a week in the early videos and workout, eat well, etc.?!!?!
Anyway, I find this thread to be HIGHLY entertaining and I seriously think I may need to see a dr next week after laughing SO HARD FROM THIS THREAD AND NOTABLY SCAL's POSTS!!!!
OMFG!!!!
P.S.: PLEASE POST A VIDEO!!!! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!

 



The one and only thing he is a pro at, is being a FRIGGIN LIAR.

Am actually rooting for Vanzack to win his bet before end of march, so that some charity can make out from this CG kid
 
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Posted: #6697
Quote Originally Posted by TheBuddah:

 

It is if you don't:

1. Collect data on the key drivers of a game (imo- assists, turnovers, shooting percentage defense, rank and schedule strength and use the opening line of a game)

2. organize it so you understand it.

3. record the results

4. only bet games where you have historical data to refer to.

5. Step 4 is the key.

I appreciate your posts but disagree with this one IF you do the above.  If you do some of the above your hanging your hat on something which is better than a coin flip but not as consistent as you need to be to make a living on sports betting - IMO. Good luck to you as well as CG and all.

 

 

 

Buddah - that is the one post I truly regret making in this thread because I hate when someone says that to me about what I do.  I will use my own phrase on myself - I was like a caveman looking up at the stars.

Of course if you do the things you mention it is possible to be successful.  I guess what I was trying to say - is that to the untrained hoops eye (which is me) it seems like a coinflip.

But obviously that is a really stupid thing to say.

Good post and I stand totally corrected.

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3/14/15. Michigan state Spartans -4 (-110) $1100/$1000. Sparty is hot and pissed they lost at maryland earlier in year. Sparty will shitt on the terps. GREEN with a win after Mondays debacle which would be a legendary comeback. 6-2 last 8 NCAA bets. Fade at ur own risk. Let's fuckking goooooo!!
 
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Of all the damn games, hes gotta land on my play.  damn it
 
 
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lets go sparty 


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