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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

3/14/15. Michigan state Spartans -4 (-110) $1100/$1000. Sparty is hot and pissed they lost at maryland earlier in year. Sparty will shitt on the terps. GREEN with a win after Mondays debacle which would be a legendary comeback. 6-2 last 8 NCAA bets. Fade at ur own risk. Let's fuckking goooooo!!

Unbelieveable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the craziest thing is I agree with the play!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

Of all the damn games, hes gotta land on my play.  damn it

cd329, MINE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HOW F-ING CRAZY IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I think his 3k a month spending did not include blow and strippers.

Last night alone put him up to 5-6k.

Lets hope the cousin only comes once a year or so.

You could buy 250 pounds of Tilapia for what you spent last night.

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Posted: #6704
Congrats on your plays hitting last night.

Hate being on the other side of you again. Got terps +4.5
 
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Bermax - I am off the slide today!  Won my Chester bet along with going 4-1 elsewhere.

A 5-1 day.

Now its time to go get some blow from a Mexican cabbie and find me some strippers who are DTF and I can finger!

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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

3/14/15. Michigan state Spartans -4 (-110) $1100/$1000. Sparty is hot and pissed they lost at maryland earlier in year. Sparty will shitt on the terps. GREEN with a win after Mondays debacle which would be a legendary comeback. 6-2 last 8 NCAA bets. Fade at ur own risk. Let's fuckking goooooo!!

Well, it's on now.

I have Maryland +4.5.

Does this mean you have time to still screw...er ...screw up by messing with that stripper?  Or have you come to your senses and realized that the ex boyfriend is really the current boyfriend who is managing her to clean out all your cash?

And then, he probably wants you in a 3 way.

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Posted: #6707
She keeps blowing me up. We r gonna do some coke tonight and Fuckk. Spartans better wake up. My betting organization called and was not pleased with the start
 
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Mich St looks like they were out partying with you and your cousin Saul early....But I expect you took the proper time this morning to cap this game. GL 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

She keeps blowing me up. We r gonna do some coke tonight and Fuckk. Spartans better wake up. My betting organization called and was not pleased with the start

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Bermax - I am off the slide today!  Won my Chester bet along with going 4-1 elsewhere.

A 5-1 day.

Now its time to go get some blow from a Mexican cabbie and find me some strippers who are DTF and I can finger!










 
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am tearing up my mich st ticket right now.  I should have switched plays when the party boy took them
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

She keeps blowing me up. We r gonna do some coke tonight and Fuckk. Spartans better wake up. My betting organization called and was not pleased with the start

So...we have gone from one or two tall boys now and then...a MILF now and then...

To strippers and snorts.

No large salads...no hitting the gym..no relaxing poolside rays...no tilapia...

No rice.

Drunk...high...cap games, no problem.

Strippers who could give a flying fvck about you...they only want your money to keep their boyfriends happy.  

I'm just about done with this sh!t.

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Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:


So...we have gone from one or two tall boys now and then...a MILF now and then...

To strippers and snorts.

No large salads...no hitting the gym..no relaxing poolside rays...no tilapia...

No rice.

Drunk...high...cap games, no problem.

Strippers who could give a flying fvck about you...they only want your money to keep their boyfriends happy.  

I'm just about done with this sh!t.

Don't be a HATER!!  We have to love CG unconditionally.  Otherwise, you are a hater.

Can you imagine his family stumbling on this thread?  I mean they will eventually.  His mom?  His Dad?

It will get leaked to them somehow - from a friend - a family member.

Im a dad.  I cant imagine reading this about my son.  Im no prude - but jeesh - I would be having a fukking intervention.

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just when i thought you were over the hump...
 
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since when does stinky pinky, a few lap dances, bag of dope and a cab ride cost you a GRAND? Fuckkkin inflation 
 
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Posted: #6717
CG'S line of making it to football season went from +180 to +1180 overnight
 
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Lotta  people in here acting like CGs parents.  Let the guy live. He's young having fun in Vegas. Doing what he loves
 
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If u saw what me and my cousin did with these person last night ur jaw would drop. I wish someone could have seen it. I was fingering her upstairs in a room and sticking my fingers in her mouth
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Newtons Law:

CG'S line of making it to football season went from +180 to +1180 overnight


I don't know if he will make it through baseball and the dog days of summer. Baseball is such agrind and cg has shown no discipline thus far.

How many -150 will he bet. It's going to be quite the journey. Pulling for him to make it but the odds are against him
 
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The CG bets exactly how he wants. I'm on cloud nine today. Let's gooo. Sparty looks like horseshittt tho
 
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I love COCAINE now also Only the second time in my illustrious career doing it last night and I'm hooked now though
 
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Well, the main thing is you're staying humble.................
 
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CG, 

Do you remember what coke does to you?

It makes you feel like you are invincible...can't lose...master of your domain.

Do you have any idea of how that might affect you if you try to cap a game WHILE YOU ARE HIGH ON COKE?

You will not be able to think straight, much less cap correctly.  And this is why the fvcking strippers want to get you doped up...because they can take your money and you will not have one bad thing to say to them or about them.  They are supermodels who crave your perfect body...that's what the COKE says for you.

Bro...escape while you can.  And for god's sake don't let a stripper come to your apartment.  Your Vegas nightmare is only beginning if you let that happen.

You thought your DWI hit your bankroll?

You are about to experience the TSUNAMI OF ALL BANKROLL TSUMANI'S bro....a stripper hooked on to your azz like white on that very fvcking rice you don't eat anymore.

Get out...get out while you can...it is not worth it.

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Prob helped my fata$$ not be hungry haven't eaten today. The only thing CG eats is SP- sloppy pu)$$y. I'm still very drunk
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