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"I REALLY hope he bets today. Who am I kidding? Of course he will!"

This statement is so full of good will and hope.  It overwhelms the soul with it care and concern...the longing for success for another human being on this wretched planet.  It's so wonderful there are people out there like this spreading powerful messages of goodness and light.



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Did he fall asleep when the coke rush wore off? Hope he doesn't have too much cash at his place if those plastic tittied club MILFs are there. Some interesting turn of events to be expected today, my premonition.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by t6rider:






Some books you're paying 40 cent lines on in game for both sides of the bet which is terrible. 

That is insane!  I doubt many regulars bet those.  
 
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Is CG still alive with bankroll in tact?

Yes -115
No Even
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

We are one monkey away from this thread turning in to The Hangover 4.
Don't know how you missed it. There are about 3 on here already. 
 
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Scal you are such a loser.  Do you realize no1 in this thread gives a sht about your opinion?
 
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did he account for strip clubs in his 3k a month????

also its spring in vegas    there are thousands of women with perfect fake tits-we dont need a picture of the crack person willing to come over for your blow





this is entertaining for sure

also will be fun when we knoww the real story of the soon to be lifetime movie
 
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Best case scenario...

Stripper MILF is too tired/coked up to "entertain" him so he loads up cuz in a taxi and heads back to the crib where he crashes. Strippers took 3-4K last night from the two of them and know they are cash cows who will be returning for more of the mother's milk they provide from plastic milk jugs.  No need to clean them out of all their cash right now.

So, right now, cuz is in a pile on the couch...CG is sprawled across his bed snoring like a freight train pulling 100 coal cars up a West Virginia mountainside.

A man can hope for this anyway.

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Scal, once you start in-game betting, you never go back to standard wagering.

Baseball season is coming,
And that's money time.
Nothing like taking a good team down 2 runs in the 4th inning at even or + money when other suckers bet them at -180 or higher.

Nothing like loving the over 9.5 runs for the whole game but waiting and hoping it's 0-0 in to start the 3rd inning and now you bet it at over 6.5 then bam a 5 run inning and you come back and play the under 11.5 to start the bottom of the 3rd.

Nothing like taking the eagles last year down 17 to come back and win the game at
+320 when the whole world laid 16.5 for the whole game.

Nothing like a college football team up by 6 in the last 2 or 3 minutes and now the 14 point favorite has the ball and you bet them to win the game at +300 or more.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Champ_Iz_Here:

Is CG still alive with bankroll in tact?

Yes -115
No Even


CG seriously.

Today is the day to put it all on the line.

A 5K BOMB!!!

But not one 5K bomb...

FOUR 5 K bombs!

Double that bankroll is 12 hours! 

Imagine that! It'll be glorious! 100K more views and 6 months more in Vegas. What a plan!

Up and at 'em CG. We need those picks!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Scal, once you start in-game betting, you never go back to standard wagering.

Baseball season is coming,
And that's money time.
Nothing like taking a good team down 2 runs in the 4th inning at even or + money when other suckers bet them at -180 or higher.

Nothing like loving the over 9.5 runs for the whole game but waiting and hoping it's 0-0 in to start the 3rd inning and now you bet it at over 6.5 then bam a 5 run inning and you come back and play the under 11.5 to start the bottom of the 3rd.

Nothing like taking the eagles last year down 17 to come back and win the game at
+320 when the whole world laid 16.5 for the whole game.

Nothing like a college football team up by 6 in the last 2 or 3 minutes and now the 14 point favorite has the ball and you bet them to win the game at +300 or more.

I agree 100%, ingame betting kicks behind. The only thing I don't think is that the limits are rather low.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Scal, once you start in-game betting, you never go back to standard wagering.

Baseball season is coming,
And that's money time.
Nothing like taking a good team down 2 runs in the 4th inning at even or + money when other suckers bet them at -180 or higher.

Nothing like loving the over 9.5 runs for the whole game but waiting and hoping it's 0-0 in to start the 3rd inning and now you bet it at over 6.5 then bam a 5 run inning and you come back and play the under 11.5 to start the bottom of the 3rd.

Nothing like taking the eagles last year down 17 to come back and win the game at
+320 when the whole world laid 16.5 for the whole game.

Nothing like a college football team up by 6 in the last 2 or 3 minutes and now the 14 point favorite has the ball and you bet them to win the game at +300 or more.

No thanks. I don't have time to watch and track games like that. I'm a full game capper and enjoy it that way. And I make a nice amount just to stay happy.

I see the allure but overall VERY few people are good at in game betting. It is a unique skill.

That is why vegas is trying to expand it to all their casinos beyond the online betting sphere. It feeds the beast quicker and more plentifully than ever before.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



CG seriously.

Today is the day to put it all on the line.

A 5K BOMB!!!

But not one 5K bomb...

FOUR 5 K bombs!

Double that bankroll is 12 hours! 

Imagine that! It'll be glorious! 100K more views and 6 months more in Vegas. What a plan!

Up and at 'em CG. We need those picks!

Every second that clicks by makes my scenario more likely and your bilious clap trap less and less and less likely.

Sleep, sweet prince...sleep on though the ravagers rave and boil for videos and 5k bets...sleep the sweet sleep of stripper dreams and MILF noogies bouncing like candied sweet plums on rivers of milk.

Sleep now.

Sleep.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Theone324:

Scal you are such a loser.  Do you realize no1 in this thread gives a sht about your opinion?
thank u
 
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TBLOL
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


No thanks. I don't have time to watch and track games like that. I'm a full game capper and enjoy it that way. And I make a nice amount just to stay happy.

I see the allure but overall VERY few people are good at in game betting. It is a unique skill.

That is why vegas is trying to expand it to all their casinos beyond the online betting sphere. It feeds the beast quicker and more plentifully than ever before.

Scal you are caught in a lie again. You don't  make a nice amount capping games. You cap at a 34% clip you. Now get outta here you little troll
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Theone324:

Scal you are such a loser.  Do you realize no1 in this thread gives a sht about your opinion?

Agreed. Get outta here Scal you pigeon 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by t6rider:






We've been getting killed lately with all the empty net goals in the NHL. Guys are killing us on the 3rd period puck lines. And once again I see arb opportunities every single night on NBA money lines. It might be difficult to have accounts with all of the books for Americans but overseas these guys have access to whatever they want.

Oh I know allll about the empty nets. I'm like CG on those. I have a great winning percentage but I'm down small or even overall cause I can't seem to hit the big ones. (times where I have 5 full minutes with an empty net and impossibly don't score)
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

 

Gosh, that sounds miserable. If you are guaranteed to make money fine, but if I want to be miserable I'll stay at a real-world job...not corrupt the hobby I enjoy.


So I take it you find stock trading to be miserable?

It's basically trading stocks while watching sports. Is it stressful at times? Yes. Is it time consuming? Yes. 

But there a lot worse things a person could be doing. Especially if you are classifying it as "miserable."
 
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Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:


Every second that clicks by makes my scenario more likely and your bilious clap trap less and less and less likely.

Sleep, sweet prince...sleep on though the ravagers rave and boil for videos and 5k bets...sleep the sweet sleep of stripper dreams and MILF noogies bouncing like candied sweet plums on rivers of milk.

Sleep now.

Sleep.

 


this, pretty much. He needs to sleep it off and not wake up chasing the 1k he blew on the crack whooers too. Wake around 3 and cap a late NBA game or late college game. 

I wonder if CG's cousin will let his girlfriend smell his fingers
 
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Sounds like a fun night CG! Its nice to hit the town once in a while an blow off a little steam, boys will be boys! Not a better place than Vegas to do it Thats why they call it sin city
 
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 Will College Gambler now be upping his bets to 2K, to recover stripper and blow money?

Also, it would add for more entertaining drama, if College Gambler frantically began looking for a missing wad of Benjamins, once he wakes up from his stupor. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mbialowas:


Scal you are caught in a lie again. You don't  make a nice amount capping games. You cap at a 34% clip you. Now get outta here you little troll


Yes yes. How low is this fictitious betting percetage going to go? 5%.

So the 10 NBA games imposted this year represent ALL my bets that I make personally and the 65% I hit last year.

Ok. Off you go.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

I don't know how you guys bet hoops.

Coinflip city.

 

It is if you don't:

1. Collect data on the key drivers of a game (imo- assists, turnovers, shooting percentage defense, rank and schedule strength and use the opening line of a game)

2. organize it so you understand it.

3. record the results

4. only bet games where you have historical data to refer to.

5. Step 4 is the key.

I appreciate your posts but disagree with this one IF you do the above.  If you do some of the above your hanging your hat on something which is better than a coin flip but not as consistent as you need to be to make a living on sports betting - IMO. Good luck to you as well as CG and all.

 

 

 

 
 
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@rangers - yes I find stock trading miserable.
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