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#101
I just rubbed one out to this thread.
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I'm About to Have Sex for the first time... I have some questions
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#106
Quote Originally Posted by woopdurritis:
The first time you have sex... there is no way you can go wrong with the TOBOGGAN. Simply start fucking her from behind... pull her arms behind her back while you are doing this.... then ride her all the way down the stairs. Girls love the aggressiveness of this maneuver. GL 
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Let me know how things work out for you
So young and naive in so many ways. As your reward I'm taking you under my wing. Next year we will max out all your credit cards and get laid by some real pigs. I have no kids and can't die without passing on my words of wisdom to some lucky young man. Merry Christmas Grasshopper
nice one
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#124
Quote Originally Posted by montedamastiff:
Kid as I said, I'm happy for you but now I'm a little concerned. It sounds like your Johnson slide in a little to easy. I think this chick has been around the block more then the ice cream truck. Lets get our next one with a few less miles on her. Its not supposed to feel like we are stirring a bowel of soup down there. When you were eating here out and you parted those roast beef curtains, did you see a tattoo that said, THE ENTIRE COVERS FORUM WAS HERE. By the way when you were down there did you notice another hole that was a little brown and looked like a balloon knot. That is strictly an exit ramp on some broads. Stick your finger in there to see if the toll booth is open. This shit is golden, I hope your writing it down. We will try and hit that hersey highway next time. Your Pal, Uncle Monte
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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