Trump outsmarts Hillary

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Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."

SarasotaSlim · Answer

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."

BWS77 · Answer

Not bad....Add a part where Trump buys the bakery and moves it to China.

dl36 · Answer

They already have a wall built there too.  Maybe that&#x27;s trumps master plan to turn USA into China

SarasotaSlim · Answer

His bakery might do well since in 2005 the number of Americans living in China was 110,000 .according to a USAToday article..

BWS77 · Answer

Bakery&#x27;s are hot because everyone is fat.  I have 3 near me, but I only go once every few weeks.

dl36 · Answer

His bakery chains will probably result like his campaign.

A lot of initial fanfare and support in perhaps record numbers.

But as people realize the crap they are ingesting and how vile it is to the point of people becoming ill, the support will take a nose dive and plummet and eventually hit a floor of loyal patrons that will eat anything they are fed because it's coming from the trump bakery

Trump outsmarts Hillary

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