Trump loses it on Melania

Her Christmas decorations were not up to par. 

Ordered them all ripped down and redone. 

Big party planned in mar lago.  So The dump decided to jet for Washington leaving the first lady holding the bag.

Well he finally off the golf course. 

Hide the silver were check the paintings don't take your eyes off that loser for a second.

She didn't have time to concentrate on Christmas decorations.She was probably spending most of her time,penning the last few sentences to her love note to Trudeau.The little orange toddler is really gonna lose it when she leaves his a**.Or maybe he can just re-negotiate and extend her mail order contract.