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https://youtu.be/UYYTssOZmi4
I'm gonna miss you Bernie
One of the most touching moments you'll ever see at a political convention
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Geez......this liberal horseshittt really has you hot and bothered. You should turn off the convention and do some pushups. 
And Hillary's odds keep sliding...down to -250....wait until she hits that "nails across the chalkboard" pentameter during her speech.....that melt down is going to be reminiscent of Howard Dean.
Should be even money by Friday @noon.
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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#4
You can't handle me point for point. Don't try. You got nothing, brother.
For the record, I don't care at all about Bernie.
Now, get out your Phil Steele mag and do something worthwhile.
Oh yeah, before I forget....hands shoulder width apart...5 sets of 5....8 count on the way down and 10 count on the way up... and don't forget to breathe. We'll make an athlete out of you yet.
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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Vern, I will out-debate you and out-cap you. And I'll out-lift you to boot.
You're from Montana so I will give you one advantage over me:
You probably can skip a petrified cow chip across a lake surface better than me. Just don't go bragging about it at your local roller skating rink on Disco Fever night.
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Don't be bashing cow chip skipping or disco fever night...that is a fast way to my bad side.
You probably are a better "capper" than I am....whatever that is. I imagine being the quintessential Covers "noble capper" is for guys that would rather be "right" than to actually make money. So have at it hoss....
Lifting heavy at my age is a fools errand...just begging for sciatic nerve problems. You probably win that one too. I was just trying to help you get rid of those bitchtittts. Geez....try and help a guy.....
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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Quote Originally Posted by bigvern1013:
Don't be bashing cow chip skipping or disco fever night...that is a fast way to my bad side.
You probably are a better "capper" than I am....whatever that is. I imagine being the quintessential Covers "noble capper" is for guys that would rather be "right" than to actually make money. So have at it hoss....
Lifting heavy at my age is a fools errand...just begging for sciatic nerve problems. You probably win that one too. I was just trying to help you get rid of those bitchtittts. Geez....try and help a guy.....
Now we don't even know what a 'capper' is....and make no mistake, I make money and make a hell of a lot of other people money too...stacks of it. Stacks so high you'll have trouble seeing over it.
Folks, you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...plays the ignorant card on what a 'capper' is...
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
Now we don't even know what a 'capper' is....and make no mistake, I make money and make a hell of a lot of other people money too...stacks of it. Stacks so high you'll have trouble seeing over it.
Folks, you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...plays the ignorant card on what a 'capper' is...
Cap on capper. Stack those chips, and stack 'em high! Keep hitting those $25 limit prop bets.
That -120 vig over at 5dimes on hotdog eating props is tough math to overcome... only a true speculator could do it. You should trade crude. Well done.
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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Quote Originally Posted by bigvern1013:
Cap on capper. Stack those chips, and stack 'em high! Keep hitting those $25 limit prop bets.
That -120 vig over at 5dimes on hotdog eating props is tough math to overcome... only a true speculator could do it. You should trade crude. Well done.
If you read the ENTIRE thread they raised the limits to $110 each on those exotics bud. So you're only 340% under what the actual limit is. Slight difference, with regard to that insult dontcha think???
And not only that, a +125 line I alerted everyone on (including you since you obviously read some of the thread, and why wouldn't you when I'm capping it?) to is now -600 which results in profit difference that is mind-boggling.
And please Vern, let's not talk hot dogs. I ran circles around you in CFB this year so we can go far beyond Joey Chestnut here!
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Last year wasn't a good one for me at all in CFB. No BS there. Still would like to know how UM rolled up EWU that big. Wow. 
I doubt you made more cash though....even with your win streak....how did you bet it?...martingale....Kelly....flat?
That is good they raised the limits to $110 bucks a crack on your prop bets. Did you get your $110 dollar bet in at -600? 
Massive stack on that one.
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
I concede you are really handled me. I mean you say you did so that means it is true.
Be careful what you say about Bernie Vern.
Keep it up....and just like Mugg and Hogan....
I'll Makeya Famous!
You are worthless. Really the worst kind of worthless, one who spends hours pretending to be someone who is saving the world when really he is a waste of flesh.
Nice hit on props, cant wait to hear you waste time and breath defending Clinton for next 4 years.
You sir are also a humanitarian as well.
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Quote Originally Posted by bigvern1013:
Last year wasn't a good one for me at all in CFB. No BS there. Still would like to know how UM rolled up EWU that big. Wow.
I doubt you made more cash though....even with your win streak....how did you bet it?...martingale....Kelly....flat?
That is good they raised the limits to $110 bucks a crack on your prop bets. Did you get your $110 dollar bet in at -600?
Massive stack on that one.
I bet progressive parlays and progressive teasers (which get quite large when you string 10/11/12 games together) when I get hot and I get paid well. Any ultra-strong bet or GOY I'll put a a big chunk of change on. So last year was just enormous.
I tailed you on that UM bet. I liked the write-up that much. Still remember that sucker. Blew up the last leg of progressive parlay.
I couldn't believe the final score in that one. I kept refreshing the screen thinking it had to be an error. Then I thought the score had to be from the previous year. Oh well. My money, my bet. Hopefully you'll have that one down pat this year.
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Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:
I concede you are really handled me. I mean you say you did so that means it is true.
I concede you are really handled me. I mean you say you did so that means it is true.
You are worthless. Really the worst kind of worthless, one who spends hours pretending to be someone who is saving the world when really he is a waste of flesh.
Nice hit on props, cant wait to hear you waste time and breath defending Clinton for next 4 years.
I'm a Berine guy but inevitably I will support her. It's a historic election just for symbolic reasons. Outside of that Dems and Repubs are simply not enthused for a variety of reasons. I have no problem betting on her though. -230 is just...wow. Really good.
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Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:
I concede you are really handled me. I mean you say you did so that means it is true.
I concede you are really handled me. I mean you say you did so that means it is true.
You are worthless. Really the worst kind of worthless, one who spends hours pretending to be someone who is saving the world when really he is a waste of flesh.
Nice hit on props, cant wait to hear you waste time and breath defending Clinton for next 4 years.
I did handle you. You claimed the cops identified themselves (before you know they even could have) and it couldn't have been further from the truth.
And that is a matter of ....life.....and death. It's very serious. And that is why I madeyafamous.
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
I bet progressive parlays and progressive teasers (which get quite large when you string 10/11/12 games together) when I get hot and I get paid well. Any ultra-strong bet or GOY I'll put a a big chunk of change on. So last year was just enormous.
I tailed you on that UM bet. I liked the write-up that much. Still remember that sucker. Blew up the last leg of progressive parlay.
I couldn't believe the final score in that one. I kept refreshing the screen thinking it had to be an error. Then I thought the score had to be from the previous year. Oh well. My money, my bet. Hopefully you'll have that one down pat this year.
I was sitting in the stands watching EWU absolutely fold. UM defense was out of their minds. After the first 40 yd bomb to Cooper Kupp EWU did nothing. Then they started rotating QB's in the first quarter....I am not sure that I will ever forget that one. Sorry it crapped out your parlay.
I will look into the progressive parlay/teaser thing. To be honest, I just don't parlay much anymore because it became a loser.
But, in earlier days when CFB was more of a ball control affair, most of my approach was based upon 2 team 6pters at even money. Scoring was lower, offenses more conservative, variance wasn't such an issue, and @even money it wasn't bad.
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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Quote Originally Posted by bigvern1013:
I was sitting in the stands watching EWU absolutely fold. UM defense was out of their minds. After the first 40 yd bomb to Cooper Kupp EWU did nothing. Then they started rotating QB's in the first quarter....I am not sure that I will ever forget that one. Sorry it crapped out your parlay.
I will look into the progressive parlay/teaser thing. To be honest, I just don't parlay much anymore because it became a loser.
But, in earlier days when CFB was more of a ball control affair, most of my approach was based upon 2 team 6pters at even money. Scoring was lower, offenses more conservative, variance wasn't such an issue, and @even money it wasn't bad.
Why do you feel EWU was so motivated to beat them in that game and will there be a revenge spot this year. I can't imagine a 57-16 shellacking at home sits well with them!
Progressive parlays are great. Parlays are not a bad thing. The only reason parlays lose is because you are forced to pick so many games ON THE SAME DAY. You can choose a game today and pick the Warriors to win the championship. That provides an ENORMOUS amount of conservatism IF you are patient.
And when you hit a 6/7 teamer? Wow. You're bankroll will never be the same. Just have to pick your spots.
Progressive teasers: What I do is chose Eleven teams with 8 points per game/7.5 for NFL.
I've tested every number for value and 8 is the sweet spot. Of course there is one major footnote. Here I cap the team I'm +/-8 on TO WIN THE GAME and then the 8 points gives me all the cushion I need if I get backdoored. Also, take the option TIES WIN.
11 wins pays 16.5-1. Believe me, when you do it in huge revenge spots as an example, with very thin lines, 8 points is ENORMOUS. And you just wait for those spots over and over and over. Before you know it, you have 9 wins and then you can be ultra-conservative with your last two plays.
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