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i've been drinking. i've been playing poker a long time, like know everybody, blah blah blah... this guy walter is black and we jokingly go at it with racist shit all the time. he calls me honky and casper and I call him spook and tarbaby all that shit. so i got a set and he got a straight flush draw and we get it all in on the flop and he rivers me for A TON. and im a little bit perturbed so i say "nice hand person" and he laughs, but the dealer is black and she calls the floor over and whispers in his ear and next thing i know we'll call him john pulls me aside and says "hey did u call walter a person" and i say i wanted to call a spade a spade and he says "that's it your done for the night!" so i get kicked the fuck out and fuck it they probably did me a favor cause i'm fucked up...but god damn what a river.. anyway, first time i've been kicked out of a casino. anybody else been booted?
