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Hilarious vid of guy cursing like a drunken sailor on Pokerstars

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scalabrine

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Posted: Aug. 25, 2012 - 8:38 PM ET #1

Those were the days weren't they. We all went through this. This guy just does the commentating we never recorded...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSMM9aFGpFI#t=8m50s

wizardofroz

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Posted: Aug. 29, 2012 - 5:04 AM ET #2

JokerStars, aka Riverstars is not rigged. I don't know why the guy is complaining? Suckouts regularly occur after having the dominant hand and are easy to overcome with solid mathematical play.

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Posted: Aug. 29, 2012 - 4:44 PM ET #3

Quote Originally Posted by wizardofroz:

JokerStars, aka Riverstars is not rigged. I don't know why the guy is complaining? Suckouts regularly occur after having the dominant hand and are easy to overcome with solid mathematical play.

LOL. Good one.

If I didnt know you were being sarcastic, Id think you were one of the many, MANY shill/plants/affiliates, etc. that infest the 2+2 poker forum. You would have wanted to throw a couple of "variances" and "randoms" in there to make it official though.

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Posted: Aug. 29, 2012 - 4:48 PM ET #4

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Those were the days weren't they. We all went through this. This guy just does the commentating we never recorded...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSMM9aFGpFI#t=8m50s

Yep, Magic612. He knows what hes talking about. These online poker scam sites have been rigged since day one and will continue to be.

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Posted: Aug. 31, 2012 - 4:22 AM ET #5

Sarcasm is something I regularly engage in, as I admired Paul Lynde's mastery of it. And I get a headache after reading a couple of sentences at 2+2. That forum is infested with a bunch of delusional, broke college jackoffs that think they have reinvented the wheel.

And I bet many of the members there would suck Phil Ivey's cock, when in reality, he would be broke if his SOLE income had to be derived from his poker skills. People like him are a dime a dozen. Ivey was just smart enough like Lederer and Ferguson to realize that it is much easier to cheat people.

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Posted: Sep. 2, 2012 - 12:16 PM ET #6

Enjoyed it...especially the "crystal ball up their fucking ass" line hehe

scalabrine

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Posted: Sep. 2, 2012 - 1:43 PM ET #7

I think a serious conversation about the software needs to be had after the Ultimate Bet fallout and the Full Tilt Ponzi scheme exposure.

The public has been duped twice from major sites that I personally defended as legitimate on several occasions.

Stars is not immune to allegations that its software could allow for 'juiced boards' which put people on tilt, leading to more deposits and the goal for that site: more rake.

Who would ever know? Who would investigate the algorithms used to run them, or even be allowed into the finer details of their programming?

It is just a conversation and one worth having if you play on any online poker site.

scalabrine

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Posted: Sep. 2, 2012 - 1:48 PM ET #8

Quote Originally Posted by Johnzimbo34:

Enjoyed it...especially the "crystal ball up their fucking ass" line hehe

Here's one with a ton of clips of just his AA's getting cracked. You'll laugh until you hurt.

The funniest thing about the entire thing is that he is getting this mad over microlimits.

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Posted: Sep. 3, 2012 - 4:57 AM ET #9

wizardofroz

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Posted: Sep. 3, 2012 - 9:10 AM ET #10

It sounds like Bill Walton is narrating the video. And the last line is funny because it is so true, "babysit the unprofiting fucking player because he ain't worth a shit on the tables."

Had someone slow played their solid hand after the flop, they deserve to get sucked out on. However, 70+ percent favorites consistently lose when getting all your chips in with much the best.

Also, raising with GARBAGE and hitting the miracle hand is commonplace. Try playing a cheap tourney sometime and raise the minimum every time and at least early, see if the flops don't consistently hit.

On the flip side, the software will eventually deal you a run of premium hands like AA. KK, QQ, JJ, AK and AQ suited , and you will consistently lose big pots with them even if you play them super-aggressively and have all your chips in vs much weaker hands.

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Posted: Sep. 3, 2012 - 2:01 PM ET #11

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

I think a serious conversation about the software needs to be had after the Ultimate Bet fallout and the Full Tilt Ponzi scheme exposure.

The public has been duped twice from major sites that I personally defended as legitimate on several occasions.

Stars is not immune to allegations that its software could allow for 'juiced boards' which put people on tilt, leading to more deposits and the goal for that site: more rake.

Who would ever know? Who would investigate the algorithms used to run them, or even be allowed into the finer details of their programming?

It is just a conversation and one worth having if you play on any online poker site.

So Im not so crazy after all?

Believe me, I played the online poker scam for years. (Stupid me). The deal is manipulated, no doubts whatsoever. Get the newbie addicted, hook him up nicely for a while, then reverse. Happens to everyone.

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Posted: Sep. 3, 2012 - 2:04 PM ET #12

Forgot to add, if you want to have an honest discussion, DO NOT go to the 2+2 poker forum!! Its INFESTED with affiliates, poker site employees, 2+2 employees, site promoters, etc. lying their ass off to dupe the public into thinking these sites deal a fair game.

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