Posted:
#26
Bring back
- The Giant Monte 
- Paulsey 
- Shrimp1908 
- BigD 
- David carradine 
Show Me Exactly What Was Violated
Posted:
#27
Bro you’re like the Oracle around here huh ?
back when them guys were around I bet you were still just a young whippersnapper that went out every night and got shitfaced while chasing the muff around .
you probably hadn’t even gotten into the sales aspect of the business yet either , and you were probably just the guy in the warehouse that was on the payroll solely for the purpose of hitting the rolled up carpets that were in the corners with a broom so that the mice would scamper out so that they could sell them shits huh ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#32
Great song
I can picture it playing in the background as big red fervently hits the little calculator on his desk as he adds up all of his sales ….
hoping that he can make it to number one seller in the company for this quarter . Wiping the sweat off of his brow and yelling for coffee as he’s doing it , only stopping to take a glance at the new receptionist’s ample backside .
you’re my boy red
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#39
I used an ip blocker once . I passed that drug test . But taking off the tape from the canister attached to my leg left the hair missing in the shape of The Virgin Mary . I had someone from the clergy ask me about it during a pick up game at our local church’s gymnasium . I didn’t have the heart to tell him the real deal , plus he made me a little nervous because he got real close and I think he might have been interested in a “ different “ kind of pick up game if you know what I’m sayin’ …..
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#42
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
I used an ip blocker once . I passed that drug test . But taking off the tape from the canister attached to my leg left the hair missing in the shape of The Virgin Mary . I had someone from the clergy ask me about it during a pick up game at our local church’s gymnasium . I didn’t have the heart to tell him the real deal , plus he made me a little nervous because he got real close and I think he might have been interested in a “ different “ kind of pick up game if you know what I’m sayin’ …..
I used an ip blocker once . I passed that drug test . But taking off the tape from the canister attached to my leg left the hair missing in the shape of The Virgin Mary . I had someone from the clergy ask me about it during a pick up game at our local church’s gymnasium . I didn’t have the heart to tell him the real deal , plus he made me a little nervous because he got real close and I think he might have been interested in a “ different “ kind of pick up game if you know what I’m sayin’ …..
This is beautiful. Thanks spock
Posted:
#44
And here I though Cranky Hank was a decent and well established citizen living in the Greater Wisconsin area that simply watered his neighbor’s flowers in his spare time and that nurtured baby birds back to health that had fallen out of trees when he wasn’t performing CPR to possums or other varmints that found themselves suffering from the ramifications of having a Michelin tire drive over the backs of their necks till the snap , crackle , and pop was heard and I’m not talking about the cereal .
I’m flabbergasted to say the least . Damn . Next you’re gonna tell me Getty is really Seaweed . It’s like a Hitchcock movie up in here . Criss Cross . Criss Cross . I can’t take it . My head’s spinning . Maybe I shouldn’t have ingested that nutmeg . Next you’re gonna tell me Cyrax is The Giant . This is too much .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#47
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
And here I though Cranky Hank was a decent and well established citizen living in the Greater Wisconsin area that simply watered his neighbor’s flowers in his spare time and that nurtured baby birds back to health that had fallen out of trees when he wasn’t performing CPR to possums or other varmints that found themselves suffering from the ramifications of having a Michelin tire drive over the backs of their necks till the snap , crackle , and pop was heard and I’m not talking about the cereal . I’m flabbergasted to say the least . Damn . Next you’re gonna tell me Getty is really Seaweed . It’s like a Hitchcock movie up in here . Criss Cross . Criss Cross . I can’t take it . My head’s spinning . Maybe I shouldn’t have ingested that nutmeg . Next you’re gonna tell me Cyrax is The Giant . This is too much .
. And here I though Cranky Hank was a decent and well established citizen living in the Greater Wisconsin area that simply watered his neighbor’s flowers in his spare time and that nurtured baby birds back to health that had fallen out of trees when he wasn’t performing CPR to possums or other varmints that found themselves suffering from the ramifications of having a Michelin tire drive over the backs of their necks till the snap , crackle , and pop was heard and I’m not talking about the cereal . I’m flabbergasted to say the least . Damn . Next you’re gonna tell me Getty is really Seaweed . It’s like a Hitchcock movie up in here . Criss Cross . Criss Cross . I can’t take it . My head’s spinning . Maybe I shouldn’t have ingested that nutmeg . Next you’re gonna tell me Cyrax is The Giant . This is too much .
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