Ok . Work with me here . And stay focused on this next metaphor . And coming from me , it’s gonna sound ridiculous , and absolutely hypocritical , which I hate , but it’s for your own good , like push-ups and vitamins , so don’t be going off on a tangent , and pretty please , with crushed up delicious Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies on top , don’t let your mind wander .
Now I don’t know who said it , or where it came from , but for me , it’s fits perfect for the situation that you’re speaking about :
” They’re farting in our dinner tonight son … spray fart “……
Now this is me again . That last thing there was in the quotes was the metaphor I was talking about . I didn’t want you to get confused , as easily as ben hogan does . You see it’s like we’re at a restaurant , and the server is telling us that the spray fart is some kind of fancy dancy ketchup that already comes on the meal , with the selling point being that they know that people nowadays are too busy with the politics , tiktoks , facegrams , and all that is going on in this fast paced social media society , to even take the time to open up their own Heinz 57 and slather it on their meal , which in essence , essentially ruins it anyway , like any girl’s reputation that ever participated in a bukkake film , ever …..
because it’s cheaper and easier . Cheaper and easier . Let that sink in before jumping on it …..
Like it’s a big girl you got a motel room with that you just passionately threw on that ding ! ding ! ding ! you’re the 5000th customer but there’s no motherfucking prize unless you count contracting Hepatitis C on that mattress that you’re about to fornicate on . Boom . It’s Cheaper and easier . If your eyes are open you will see this mantra being repeated over and over again , like Rainman talking about Wapner . Because it’s everywhere , entrenched and embedded throughout this planet , and in every facet of our lives , from the most important and crucial details , and even making its way to those that are forgettable and subtle .
what were we talking about again ?
Oh yeah . the drugs being tinkered with are basically the same thing here . It’s cheaper and easier to throw the fentanyl in there . This is nothing more than greed and a cash grab . Motherfuckers don’t care about quality . They care about that line that Stone Cold Steve Austin is famous for saying ….. “ And that’s the bottom line ….
fuck . I got a hangnail on my fungi toe . Let me take care of it . The last time I had one I ripped it off with my teeth causing an infection . My girl wouldn’t kiss me for like 15 minutes thereafter . I think this time I’m gonna get the clippers . I ain’t got quite the muscles , but then again I never injected steroids into my butt or pee hole , so like Arnold Schwarzenegger , “ I’ll be back …. “
To finish this up . Like that last , debilitating punch , that forces a knockout , or the referee to stop the fight , for the safety of the staggered and weary recipient who’s brain is bouncing around inside his head like some motherfucking bumper cars …..
If you’re a moderator reading this . wallstreet robbed me cuz he’s a hater + his ego’s big