Packersbackers would get beat to death in Prison.

I can tell packersbackers is really weak minded. This is the kind of person they Target in prison. Easy victim. I am just letting you know packersidiot, don't be breaking the law. Don't even jaywalk. You can't risk it. 

On your first day behind the walls, they will be spitting in your face and your cries to mommy won't help. They will beat you to death within 48 hours. So please packersidiot, don't ever get in trouble. You definitely could not survive hard time because you are a little runt, easy target ??

Put me down for over 48 hours

for 100.

He would survive more than 2 days.

You two are both way off , kinda like any brassiere with tits inside of it who’s owner talks to me for longer than a few minutes , cuz I’m pretty sure packersbackers has already been to prison , and he dominated in that motherfucker , even going as far as playing in a football game where he quarterbacked a motley crew of rag tag lovable prisoners against a team made up of the most evil and disingenuous jail guards you could ever possibly imagine , and he won that game in spectacular fashion , after nearly giving into temptation halfway through it because he was caught in some kind of moral dilemma that really taught me a wholesome lesson about what integrity , and standing up for what’s right , is all about , in a way better way than that drug you then fuck you rapist Dr. Huxtable ever taught me with his jello pudding smile and the accompanying goofy face making that he did on that Cosby show ya dig ?

And there are no Targets in prison . That’s asinine . Yeah , ok , there’s Walgreens in there too right , directly across from the Dunkin’ Donuts and that Asian Massage parlor where the sucky sucky goes down if you got the right amount of coin . Ridiculous . I think that ShitBurger that you’re eating was a little undercooked pal cuz you got diarrhea spilling out the sides of your mouth like those water fountains with the statues that have those little dicks .

That’s why my soliloquy is well done . Now it might not be the softest textured piece of doody you’re gonna eat in your life , and you might choke on it , necessitating a few drink breaks so that you can swig my piss to get that dry turd down your gullet , but I can guarantee you it ain’t gonna gush explode in your mouth like some kind of sugary kid’s candy with the Yellow # 5 in it as you gag it down like you did what was behind Billy’s zipper that one time in college when you tried MDMA for the first time bro .

I mean c’mon , you’re way out of line , just like when you got your license taken away for your 2nd violation for drunk driving after you failed that roadside sobriety test . And now you’re handcuffed . Because I see your sole purpose here at Covers.com is one of insidious debauchery , and your attempts at doubling up the most famous and notorious pieces of shit to ever roam these hallowed halls is something that you believe is attainable , and I’m unbreakable , so I’m gonna have to shatter your dreams , like broken glass , a few shards piercing your jugular , producing a red river that I use to surf upon , Mahalo motherfucker , imma ride this wave …..

MDMA   gullet 

Seriously, what the fuck happened to you over the past 12 months? You were probably a dick all along, most of us here are somewhere on the dick spectrum, but I thought you were relatively alright among the covers community of regular posters last year when you had the Cleveland season total bet, and I watched your videos and genuinely wanted to see you win. But something very serious happened to you and slowly over this past NFL season you have become unhinged and now bordering on the psychopathic narcissist point of no return...all your posts and threads have devolved into bullshit, better than thought crapology, fake winning ghost parlays with one leg left beginning for attention and hedge advice,,,all classic female traits seen for decades here and usually end with a huge meltdown and a banning by self inflicted wounds leading to multiple aliases for years to come out of spite that a random website kicked you off of.

Grow up man, have some self respect...you have already soiled yourself beyond repair with this username and I hope you'll have learned a few things before reappearing with a new moniker and whatever false identity you want to portray with your next username.

Oh yeah, before I forget,,,

.

Get fucked 

@Danny9999

 Get some help. Soon. Between this nonsense and your constant lying in the mains, it is scary. Hopefully you live alone and no one has to suffer with you. But, seriously, please seek help. 

Ok packman.... I'd the bet ever arises... My offer stands to whomever wishes to lose their money...

I'll split it... And remember if it's a sure thing like the sides of a triangle a sq + b sq equal c2

 I stay to 50.00 spot.

But this action...omg... 48 whole hours...

@spock.

I never met you... But I gonna have to ..cause cuz.... I need to know.... And you should see me...

@nature1970

Bet on me, you'll rarely lose 

Let me throw a curve ball.

And write that style of Spock...

Here sitting on top of the world a brick in hand so many running back and forth Chicago style...

Giving pcs of a big rock never to be caught and their the man comes... So takes it all not showing the moneypocketed that for his Honey.

Sat inside dead to rights sat inside ...

Then those that came in saw you so you said here make my place don't turn face... And the judge set his gavel not knowing nothing 

Looked and said years all you had was gone so he thought ..

The screw turned showed you here give me some. And made your way through that darkness till let outside to the sun ...

You stepped out and saw the black Cadillac roll in... Here you are ... Just as deep..

Close enough my friend...

I just want everybody to know , that if I stop posting , or if nobody hears from me anymore , that means I’m probably dead , and most likely it was you that killed me 

You’re about as humorous as a tumor is a mute  speaks more truth than that grool that you spill please 

pop two pills not the usual uno you feel me ? you’re not tupac so dude stop you’re just a lunatic boob in his tube socks brutal you still breathe ?

Hoping to catch a sniff of this rarified air ?

Die in despair trying to climb this high and being this “ alive “ with these cares

most get wild , become suicidal or like a child too scared

fearful

of the backlash and the repercussions , of the like minded individuals , weaklings , assholes and them bitches fussin’ 

Over what’s trivial and menial , dammit you’ve been corrupted ,

and whether it’s your fault or not

It’s not gonna obstruct my functioning cuz it’s much to do about nothing motherfucker I’m callin’ the shots

and firin’ em the same ,

you say you’re name is nature you’re a liar with DNA

that hasn’t yet scratched the surface

to where mine has been hammering , cuz I’m a catastrophe , and tragedy’s purpose ……

* if my remains end up being buried in Maine behind some shed , or thrown into a wood chipper like that guy in Fargo , I’m gonna be pissed off alright ? Cuz I’ve got a lot of things to do , and many things to accomplish , and you just cutting my lifeline short is just really selfish of you , and the definition of crossing the line . And I’m not talking that Bugs Bunny crossing the line where he marks his paw on the dirt and dares Yosemite Sam to cross it , ultimately leading him to fall off of some cliff or some shit ya dig ? Cuz that’s would by looney , so don’t think I’m not tuned into that weird frequency of yours mister poopypants , now put that axe down and go take a bath . For chrisakes you’re shirtless in the middle of January , but you have so many bugs on you , that it looks like you’re wearing a fucking winter coat ….grossies 

Awe Spock...

You feel you can die...

Some how a grave some where awaits

Somehow it would hold ...

Cuz ... You know better.

Buried behind a wood shed....

LMFAO... Oh no not for us... 

You would find yourself walking down a gentle slope find the place you maybe once we're and so... How can you feel oh.... 

And yes you can smell like death...

Find some axe body spray and move on....

Froze to death... You say...

What who's the liar?

Ok , I’m gonna say it , I have absolutely no fucking idea what anything you type means , and I’m beginning to wonder if you are the human version of Mike the Headless Chicken , because it seems to me , in my very astute and professional opinion( you should see me in a suit )is that you are somehow miraculously slogging your slowly dying carcass around life with only a small portion of your intact brain stem to help guide you in making decisions . That eventual extra crispy KFC family bucket filling demon bird that they should have performed an exorcism on managed to hang on and live for 18 months . How long you got ?

I mean c’mon , your vernacular , your cadence , your leaving open spaces between words that should be connected , splitting them up for no reason …it’s like the equivalent to those barbaric lobotomies that they performed in the 50s the way you are chopping some of these words right down the middle . Fuck . You huff paint in your barn or somethin’ ? Da hell ? It reminds me of Max58 not being able to just normally write the word “ crumbs “

this some bullshit . You do voodoo or black magic ? I fear nothing . Motherfuckers don’t even know what a wormhole is …. Motherfucker I AM the wormhole . My telekinesis powers are off the charts son . Graduated first at the academy , right next to the curvy blue bitch with them nice shiny tits and that rough around the edges fellow with the blades for hands who desperately needs a shave .

come with it . I’m both the thrilla and Manila , motherfucker I’m Michael Jackson before his first nose job , I get inside people’s heads just because there is a lot of empty room for me to lay back and put my size 15s up , you got some lingo ? You got some provocative banter that all the schoolchildren after they hear it makes them want to quickly rush to get around the corner and away from adults so that they can repeat it and snicker ? Well do it , but you better do it before Bonnie comes home . Peace .

Strange fucking thread…. I dig it 

Sit their gazing upon this thread...

With those quarter inch glasses , 

Hands trembling with the lack of youth.

Thinking to when all those mo you made skeleton doesn't exist. That once mortal existence was no near and you wonder with  fear what becomes of you when you pass to the next.

You sit their glancing up at a clock turning without end always forward.... As you drink the last of the coffee thinking of another cup.

Seeing things as always linear starts here goes there never to return... Some cast of shadow in the glare like this was a version at times of a remake of some classic flick.

You hear but never listen, you see only what's in front of you

not your mind ?

You and you alone are the only one who can string words in prose? Or understand a sonnet. 

Are you the only one who ever lost or was left behind ....  And then audacity to completely sweep all of that under the rug. That darkness and a grave awaits for you....

No you have this feeling maybe creeping in some lost recess of your mind when dreaming that those you put down you actually might have to face that those decisions the priest can't erase...

Then that glare of the thin red line a place where you remember you were dead and you were alive.  Either dead nor alive you were found indeed alive .

So to block that moment and moments like that one and go back to linear thinking and another cup....

@packersbackers

 Yes you are right. I was a dick all along ( no you can't suck me, sorry ). I was serious with the $10;000 attempted bet when I mistakenly thought this was a serious site. They only accepted $5,000 of it and I actually had to take the video down because I kept getting friend requests who almost all just wanted to ask for money.A few other weird things happened and it became clear this is nothing but a site full of broke ass degenerate gambling addicts. I guess I should have known. So why should I care what this group thinks. Are you even serious. Maybe I should go to skid row as well and try to gain a top notch reputation with the drug addicts, pimps, tweakers, and hopeless drunks. Wouldn't really be any different than suggesting I should work on my reputation with this bunch. You say a lot of dumb things but my God that wins the prize. Oh yes let me make a new name since this one is soiled. Are you really that stupid was that some kind of joke?I literally can fly to Vegas and make a $50,000 bet tomorrow if I wanted to, assuming they accept it. But I should be depressed because of a bunch of extreme gambling addicts who I guarantee most don't even have $500. 

And dude you got your panties in a bunch because I said the Packers would lose their first game at Lambeau ( they did ). Im sure you lost your last $50 on that game. But dude the Packers have been a perennial overrated overhyped never do anything team for the last 15 years. 

Also dude, you are considered a bigger joke on this site than I am, and I actually try to piss these degenerate losers off. You have so many people saying ut a piece of shit, hell there are even a few other threads about you here in the penalty box. None about me though.

Also you are such a hopeless dumbass that you have another user name you log in to back you up in every thread. What the holy fuck ? Yes, you both show the same IP Address. Dude, you really care that much. I could fly to Vegas tomorrow and make a big ass bet just for shits and giggles if I didn't already have plans while 99% of this board can't even pay their bills each month. You see I'm not addicted to it like most of this board. And yes gambling addicts are as broke as drug addicts and often end up doing pretty grimy things to feed their addictions. 

The characters at this site make me laugh and that's why I keep coming back. Like a certain "challenged" person who can't do basic math, and can't determine how much vig exists in certain lines, and loves to lie about his results to impress this bunch here. Yet he advertises his social media handle but can't even achieve a 4 digit following. I have a 2700 following on same site without even advertising. Yet here in the land of the blind, that one eyed dummy is on top of the heap. Kind of like if you hung out on skid row all day next to the worst of the worst, you would probably look like a winner by comparison. Even though, I must include the "probably". 

I go into my local sports book maybe 5 days a week. BetMGM at EQC. It just opened maybe 10 months ago that's why I had to go to Vegas. It wasn't opened yet. Gambling is illegal here in Washington except at tribal casinos. I go in there and it's just miserable. It's a bunch of broke ass desperate addicts who are desperately hoping today is the day they hit their 12 team $5 parlay because you know that $800 would change their life. Lol. Roflmao.  

When I cashed my Jaguars over 7.5 wins bets in, they practically shit their pants, and yes they had to call money in. They don't have $42,000 there ever. People bet nothing bets. Almost every gambler because anyone who gambles regularly has already lost their money. Fact. And yes, the people who work at the window also think I'm an asshole because I pick up big dollars especially when my futures hit and I have never tipped them a dollar. And I don't GAF about that either. I don't care what trash thinks.  

If I ever meet Diane Guerrero or AOC I will be on my best behavior, but as far as degenerate have to bet every day gambling addicts or wasted out drug tweeters I am not worried about their opinions. Because trust me, if I ever do fly back to Vegas and make another $10,000 bet no one from this site will be there doing the same. Certainly not losers like drew61 who said he would fade my $10,000 bet but then didn't have any money. Lol. Sorry a $5 parlay doesn't count as fading a real bet. 

With all our ancestors went through for us to be here.... You doubt your fellow man.

How could you .and considered sane.

Everyone's DNA comes from a long tale of forged in survival.

@Danny9999

 You are a pathological liar 

I’m both Patrick Swayze with his regal sexy mullet , bobbing up and down with the eventual whip around as if Indiana Jones himself was brandishing it , in that frenzied diva-esque dramatic fashion and display of machismo , that makes you think you might be able to kick his ass , but you don’t wanna try , because you’re not really sure , so you don’t wanna risk it , as he twists his slithery neck to the side and addresses the older gentleman figure standing next to him in Dirty Dancing , the one that opposes his vision and wishes , as he fixes his steely eyed gaze upon that unfortunate way passed his prime soon to be bag of dust , that’s in too close proximity to Patrick’s tiger lust and it’s wanton needs , who’s slowly withering away to to the deader side of life anyway , with the better part of half his ankle in that cold lonely grave that beckons him , like that piece of pusssy at the bar you just know is a sure thing , but ultimately is probably just trouble down the line , AND I’m Jennifer Grey’s potato nose , the one that she had before the surgery , that makes her look like a completely different person , and took whatever odd yet captivating aesthetic that she possessed , like a Barbara Streisand or a Bette Midler for instance  , and threw it in the garbage , like a half eaten chicken sandwich you realized just a bit too late was only partially cooked through , because , and this is the point : “ Nobody puts me in the Corner “ , and much like that pollo smushed into those two enriched white flour slices of bread that destroy your body slowly yet thoroughly , that my friend , is RAW ….

now you and I can box on the undercard to this Main Event , as the two combatants for which this thread was made I’m sure are simply just preparing themselves , and are currently in their respective dressing rooms , either taking their hair out of curlers or juicing up their gloves by stuffing them hardcore with odd and end pieces of metal or broken up pieces of used dildos so that their punches have more evil intent and murderous impact , but by no means am I gonna allow you to just waltz in here like that kid in high school who was “ the lead “ in every god damn play , that we all later found out opted for the surgery , and now goes by the name of “ Lizzie “ and set the tone buddy…..

my championship pedigree forbids it . 

Posts 16 & 17,,,wow 

It's obvious you don't care about what I think,,,posting about me out of jealousy and frustration on a regular basis late at night when you fail at self felatio with me in your thoughts clearly proves it 

Looking forward to your next vagina monologue about The People's Champ,,,they keep getting more and more delusional with each passing chapter 

PB has an innate ability to lead his biggest fans to drive themselves into covers madness....this has all the makings of a DU repeat.... we should all be wise to the lessons of history.  In this case, the history lesson of "brother fam".... Tread carefully OP...

@kcblitzkrieg,,,excellent read 

The Psychological Warfare Champ  appreciates your spot on analysis...to those few who enjoy an occasional covers meltdown circus show, you are welcome for the free entertainment 

No Spock you got this confused.

I was hoping to generate a little action with the original poster... He believes or at least stated that packman couldn't last a weekend in jail.....

I was making a friendly wager of one unit in a prop bet arrangements that I felt that the pacman could do more than 48 hours before a potential untimely demise...

You stated that you were in agreement that packman could do at least a weekend.

The rest was apart of handicap such a position to wager..

.  this is actually a gambling site.... People do Indeed make wagers without losing their rent money ....

However Spock the only undercard I could see here in wavering terms is you felt I couldn't do a weekend inside county jail...

As which I would offer the same 100 term