Posted:
#51
Okay Assholes!!!
Posted:
#57
Hank is so cranky that he makes the old man whose door we used to throw shit at when I was a youth look like god damn Ricardo Montalban wearing that nice suit and preaching about a life lesson at the end of a Fantasy Island episode .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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#58
Come to think of it , he’s more like that Wrath of Khan Ricardo Montalban , you know , the angry version , where when his blood pressure gets high , you can see his nipples enlarge , cuz the motherfucker doesn’t have the common courtesy to wear a t-shirt in the summertime , so as not to stall the growth process both mentally and emotionally of the neighborhood kids unlucky enough to live around him .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#59
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
Come to think of it , he’s more like that Wrath of Khan Ricardo Montalban , you know , the angry version , where when his blood pressure gets high , you can see his nipples enlarge , cuz the motherfucker doesn’t have the common courtesy to wear a t-shirt in the summertime , so as not to stall the growth process both mentally and emotionally of the neighborhood kids unlucky enough to live around him .
Come to think of it , he’s more like that Wrath of Khan Ricardo Montalban , you know , the angry version , where when his blood pressure gets high , you can see his nipples enlarge , cuz the motherfucker doesn’t have the common courtesy to wear a t-shirt in the summertime , so as not to stall the growth process both mentally and emotionally of the neighborhood kids unlucky enough to live around him .
Ricardo
All roided up
"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"
Posted:
#63
Quote Originally Posted by hnhbaggels:
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: Hank is so cranky that he makes the old man whose door we used to throw shit at when I was a youth look like god damn Ricardo Montalban wearing that nice suit and preaching about a life lesson at the end of a Fantasy Island episode .,,,,,,,,''the old man whose door we used to throw shit at'',,,,,,,i knew i always liked you,,,,however i do have a few questions,,,,,why did you throw feces at this dudes door?,,,,,he sell u oregano?,,,,,wouldn't let you play wiffle ball on his lawn?,,,,,how did you acquire the shit?,,,,shit into a bucket to collect it?,,,,some tupperware perhaps?,,,,,how did you launch the feces?,,,,actually throw it with ur hands?,, gloves i presume,,,,throw like a bag of shit at the door?,,,,,,was it a direct hit?,,,,did u get caught?,,,,,were u like a serial shit thrower at people's houses u didnt like?,,,,,fascinating,,,,,,,
Inquiring minds wanna know Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: Hank is so cranky that he makes the old man whose door we used to throw shit at when I was a youth look like god damn Ricardo Montalban wearing that nice suit and preaching about a life lesson at the end of a Fantasy Island episode .,,,,,,,,''the old man whose door we used to throw shit at'',,,,,,,i knew i always liked you,,,,however i do have a few questions,,,,,why did you throw feces at this dudes door?,,,,,he sell u oregano?,,,,,wouldn't let you play wiffle ball on his lawn?,,,,,how did you acquire the shit?,,,,shit into a bucket to collect it?,,,,some tupperware perhaps?,,,,,how did you launch the feces?,,,,actually throw it with ur hands?,, gloves i presume,,,,throw like a bag of shit at the door?,,,,,,was it a direct hit?,,,,did u get caught?,,,,,were u like a serial shit thrower at people's houses u didnt like?,,,,,fascinating,,,,,,,
Posted:
#64
Quote Originally Posted by hnhbaggels:
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: Hank is so cranky that he makes the old man whose door we used to throw shit at when I was a youth look like god damn Ricardo Montalban wearing that nice suit and preaching about a life lesson at the end of a Fantasy Island episode .,,,,,,,,''the old man whose door we used to throw shit at'',,,,,,,i knew i always liked you,,,,however i do have a few questions,,,,,why did you throw feces at this dudes door?,,,,,he sell u oregano?,,,,,wouldn't let you play wiffle ball on his lawn?,,,,,how did you acquire the shit?,,,,shit into a bucket to collect it?,,,,some tupperware perhaps?,,,,,how did you launch the feces?,,,,actually throw it with ur hands?,, gloves i presume,,,,throw like a bag of shit at the door?,,,,,,was it a direct hit?,,,,did u get caught?,,,,,were u like a serial shit thrower at people's houses u didnt like?,,,,,fascinating,,,,,,,
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: Hank is so cranky that he makes the old man whose door we used to throw shit at when I was a youth look like god damn Ricardo Montalban wearing that nice suit and preaching about a life lesson at the end of a Fantasy Island episode .,,,,,,,,''the old man whose door we used to throw shit at'',,,,,,,i knew i always liked you,,,,however i do have a few questions,,,,,why did you throw feces at this dudes door?,,,,,he sell u oregano?,,,,,wouldn't let you play wiffle ball on his lawn?,,,,,how did you acquire the shit?,,,,shit into a bucket to collect it?,,,,some tupperware perhaps?,,,,,how did you launch the feces?,,,,actually throw it with ur hands?,, gloves i presume,,,,throw like a bag of shit at the door?,,,,,,was it a direct hit?,,,,did u get caught?,,,,,were u like a serial shit thrower at people's houses u didnt like?,,,,,fascinating,,,,,,,
I don’t know if you guys can handle the truths within this story .
It deals with the macabre , and the sinister , the rising of the tides in every mind , and the eventual decline that’s a crime that signs to you like signals do ,
are you guys as high as I am ? because I’m an individual , that doesn’t need your science , or it’s designs , with the way it devises it’s guidelines to get you skyward on prescriptions or the pills that dudes pop cuz it’s my principle ,
I’m livin’ proof ,
that natural is greater than man made ,
cuz I don’t need the pharmaceutical scams or even the plant based ,
to achieve utopian thought ,
cuz the things I think elicit more bliss than any dopes that you bought ……
ya dig ?
what the fuck was I talking about again ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#66
Aha ! God bless you for roll laughing me back into coherence . For a second there Mother Universe tantalized me with a glimpse of her bare breast , and I was caught in its wonderful web of feminine wilds . I think that your jovial spin ( I didn’t know you breakdanced ! ) jolted my sternum back into this , our so mundane and mediocre dimension . And back into this “ reality “ . Thanks a lot . Sarcasm oozing like the inside of a late 70s Times Square peep show booth .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
on me whoa slow down buddy, its only Wednesday
Posted:
#69
I don’t even like the drinks or the alcohol , I’ll leave that to Cranky Hank , with his fat feet , and the thousand sips he swigs , that fucks with his equilibrium and shit , that bitch is bound to fall ,
in the motherfuckin’ snow , while walkin’ to get his mail ,
and then he’ll just fall asleep there , cuz he’s smashed , kid’s impaired ,
beyond recognition ,
it was the vodka , it was the cigarettes , it was the whiskey , it was the women ,
that kidded him about his diminutive little inch prick that did him in ……
ya dig ?
don’t drink when depressed folks . Or when getting the mail when there’s a snowstorm outside . This very special message is brought to you by spockgato , truth sayer and spirit lifter .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#70
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
I don’t even like the drinks or the alcohol , I’ll leave that to Cranky Hank , with his fat feet , and the thousand sips he swigs , that fucks with his equilibrium and shit , that bitch is bound to fall , in the motherfuckin’ snow , while walkin’ to get his mail , and then he’ll just fall asleep there , cuz he’s smashed , kid’s impaired , beyond recognition , it was the vodka , it was the cigarettes , it was the whiskey , it was the women , that kidded him about his diminutive little inch prick that did him in …… ya dig ? don’t drink when depressed folks . Or when getting the mail when there’s a snowstorm outside . This very special message is brought to you by spockgato , truth sayer and spirit lifter .
I don’t even like the drinks or the alcohol , I’ll leave that to Cranky Hank , with his fat feet , and the thousand sips he swigs , that fucks with his equilibrium and shit , that bitch is bound to fall , in the motherfuckin’ snow , while walkin’ to get his mail , and then he’ll just fall asleep there , cuz he’s smashed , kid’s impaired , beyond recognition , it was the vodka , it was the cigarettes , it was the whiskey , it was the women , that kidded him about his diminutive little inch prick that did him in …… ya dig ? don’t drink when depressed folks . Or when getting the mail when there’s a snowstorm outside . This very special message is brought to you by spockgato , truth sayer and spirit lifter .
"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"
Probably even have a jumpsuit of your favorite driver that you pose for pictures with!
Posted:
#72
@IntenseOperator
Repeat after me -
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!
I bet you feel better now, don’t you?
When you get the urge to push your politics on a gambling website again -
Repeat after me -
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!
Keep at it.
Posted:
#75
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
I don’t even like the drinks or the alcohol , I’ll leave that to Cranky Hank , with his fat feet , and the thousand sips he swigs , that fucks with his equilibrium and shit , that bitch is bound to fall , in the motherfuckin’ snow , while walkin’ to get his mail , and then he’ll just fall asleep there , cuz he’s smashed , kid’s impaired , beyond recognition , it was the vodka , it was the cigarettes , it was the whiskey , it was the women , that kidded him about his diminutive little inch prick that did him in …… ya dig ? don’t drink when depressed folks . Or when getting the mail when there’s a snowstorm outside . This very special message is brought to you by spockgato , truth sayer and spirit lifter .
I don’t even like the drinks or the alcohol , I’ll leave that to Cranky Hank , with his fat feet , and the thousand sips he swigs , that fucks with his equilibrium and shit , that bitch is bound to fall , in the motherfuckin’ snow , while walkin’ to get his mail , and then he’ll just fall asleep there , cuz he’s smashed , kid’s impaired , beyond recognition , it was the vodka , it was the cigarettes , it was the whiskey , it was the women , that kidded him about his diminutive little inch prick that did him in …… ya dig ? don’t drink when depressed folks . Or when getting the mail when there’s a snowstorm outside . This very special message is brought to you by spockgato , truth sayer and spirit lifter .
"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"
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