Posted:
#1
1ST TIMER GUYS LET'S CASH SOME PAPER WHILE IN DA BOX
NHL CARD:1201
NUCKS-BLOW-DALLAS:ML
GL BOXERS:
BITTERS:
In Da Box
Posted:
#3
I’m riding witcha from the top to the bottom ,
like an elevator that broke at the cable and made the drop till we plopped . one .
and I’m only doing that because I think you got “ the eye “ and plus miracling vouched for you , and to boot , which should make you a little nervous , he said , and I quote :
” dat bitters looks really good in dem jeans “
be worried . and stay away from him if you like your butt as it is .
Butt good luck with your plays
sorry I meant but good luck with your plays
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#6
I don’t know . But that emoticon is a beloved figure . It wasn’t even a regular emoji here at covers.com . And the only way to use it was if you knew the secret way to get it . I like to think that the advent of toilet paper and its usage manifested in much the same way . Because now it’s readily available to anyone that has a shitty butt that needs to be wiped and the money to afford that quilted wonder . But just imagine before it was a normal thing . You wanna stick an eaten and nude corn on the Cobb that your uncle Alfred ate last week on your asshole ? To get the bits of poop off of it ? With his grotesque beard and brown teeth? The best parts that you can describe of his anatomy by the way . Then Have at it bud . Be my guest . Jumpy guy God Bless you but I liked you better when you were like my steak …… rare .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
YIKES!
Posted:
#10
Quote Originally Posted by hungkungfoooey:
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: I don’t know . But that emoticon is a beloved figure . It wasn’t even a regular emoji here at covers.com . And the only way to use it was if you knew the secret way to get it . I like to think that the advent of toilet paper and its usage manifested in much the same way . Because now it’s readily available to anyone that has a shitty butt that needs to be wiped and the money to afford that quilted wonder . But just imagine before it was a normal thing . You wanna stick an eaten and nude corn on the Cobb that your uncle Alfred ate last week on your asshole ? To get the bits of poop off of it ? With his grotesque beard and brown teeth? The best parts that you can describe of his anatomy by the way . Then Have at it bud . Be my guest . Jumpy guy God Bless you but I liked you better when you were like my steak …… rare .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,u are almost giving away secrets, and divulging a few other things with this post,,,,,,,,,,,,how's my reinstatement coming?,,,,,,,
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: I don’t know . But that emoticon is a beloved figure . It wasn’t even a regular emoji here at covers.com . And the only way to use it was if you knew the secret way to get it . I like to think that the advent of toilet paper and its usage manifested in much the same way . Because now it’s readily available to anyone that has a shitty butt that needs to be wiped and the money to afford that quilted wonder . But just imagine before it was a normal thing . You wanna stick an eaten and nude corn on the Cobb that your uncle Alfred ate last week on your asshole ? To get the bits of poop off of it ? With his grotesque beard and brown teeth? The best parts that you can describe of his anatomy by the way . Then Have at it bud . Be my guest . Jumpy guy God Bless you but I liked you better when you were like my steak …… rare .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,u are almost giving away secrets, and divulging a few other things with this post,,,,,,,,,,,,how's my reinstatement coming?,,,,,,,
bro this is proving to be a bigger challenge than getting my old girlfriend to swallow . Guy really has it out for me . I’m thinking that he’s not a true believer in the mantra of truth , justice and God’s way .
Because in my attempts to get you off the hook I’ve put myself on it , and while I’m on that son of a bitch I’ve been put in the freezer like Carbone in the movie Goodfellas , and I’ve been left to hang in there like some kind of sawed in half cow .
Guy must have been born with a birth defect that gave him 55 shoulders and the inability to regulate the internal temperature of each one because they are icy and cold to the touch and he has given me each and every one of them .
Not since I watched the Godzilla movie where Godzooki got slapped around by Mothra have I felt this sick and ill about what has transpired . That poor little guy . For real though I’m really trying to get you reinstated .
I swear to Christ and his beloved breath that holds my crumbling carcass in place as it stumbles and bumbles it’s way across this floating rock in the awesome mystery that is time and space that you gotta believe me dude .
I’ve tried and I’m still trying . And spock always keeps his promises . Ask Ant Deelo the virgin kid on the bus back in high school , he can attest . I threw him in the back of BenDiddy’s Caddy like they did to Blue in Old School and we drove him over to Sara the harlot’s house so that he could bang her .
Only cost us one of them 30 pack burgers from White Castle and a promise to take her to the cineplex as long as it was at minimum three towns away from ours . I delivered that time and I fully intend to deliver this time as well .
so don’t call me Karl Malone because he’s got a seedy past that I don’t want to be associated with but you can call me the Mailman like him in this instance cuz I’ll deliver .
I got you . One .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#11
WTF KIND OF WEIRDO'S ARE YOU AND WTF ARE YOU ON? LETS TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE AND WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO TROLLS IN WITH NOTHING TO OFFER OR ANYTHING BETTER TO DO YOU FREAK OF NATURE WALKING THIS PLANET WASTING OUR AIR AND SPACE LOOK ABOVE USELESS ALL W'S WHERE IS 1 OF YOUR PLAYS YOU USLESS PILE OF HUGE
BITTERS:
Posted:
#12
Quote Originally Posted by hungkungfoooey:
Quote Originally Posted by Bitters: WTF KIND OF WEIRDO'S ARE YOU AND WTF ARE YOU ON? LETS TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE AND WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO TROLLS IN WITH NOTHING TO OFFER OR ANYTHING BETTER TO DO YOU FREAK OF NATURE WALKING THIS PLANET WASTING OUR AIR AND SPACE LOOK ABOVE USELESS ALL W'S WHERE IS 1 OF YOUR PLAYS YOU USLESS PILE OF HUGE BITTERS:,,,,,,,,here u go Sally,,,,nyr/NJ over 6.5,,,,,,,say hello to your mother for me
Quote Originally Posted by Bitters: WTF KIND OF WEIRDO'S ARE YOU AND WTF ARE YOU ON? LETS TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE AND WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO TROLLS IN WITH NOTHING TO OFFER OR ANYTHING BETTER TO DO YOU FREAK OF NATURE WALKING THIS PLANET WASTING OUR AIR AND SPACE LOOK ABOVE USELESS ALL W'S WHERE IS 1 OF YOUR PLAYS YOU USLESS PILE OF HUGE BITTERS:,,,,,,,,here u go Sally,,,,nyr/NJ over 6.5,,,,,,,say hello to your mother for me
ringa ding ding ding dong….
keep their heads ringin’
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#14
Yo why you so bitter ? You’re like Averna Amaro strained through the dirty underpants of a bus driver who’s washing machine broke down that also has a vendetta against the guy that owns the laundromat in his town cuz he stole his girl back in the day and she shit out 4 kids with him so he ain’t goin’ there to clean and press if you know what I’m sayin’ .
I wished you nothing but luck and good graces . And then I’m sorry but I had to deal with some business with Monte . It’s no different than back in the day when the mafia would barge in and over run an establishment in the neighborhood , closing it down for a moment , so that they could deal with the particulars of certain transactions .
The proprietors just understood .
my goodness . Dandelions and Daffodils ! And where did this notion come from that spock doesn’t know sports ? and/or wagering on sporting events ?
hey man , let’s loosen them Fruit Da Looms out your backside and chill for a moment and let’s destroy the books together !
who you like today ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#16
I know right ? Guy would rather make enemies than friends . Right off the jump . And right off the bat . Unbelievable . Are we as a species hardwired to just get angry and antagonize what we don’t understand ? I extended the olive branch . Hell I’ll make this motherfucker a delicious bruschetta with the olive oil drizzled on top of it if he wants . As long as he doesn’t go Schwarzenegger on me and “ call da choppa “ . My God in Holy Heaven . This will be like the only chance that I get to speak English today and I have to waste it on this cretin that makes me constantly defend myself for being the human that I so eloquently am . As Don King would say “ Only in America “ . He also said a lot of other things but fuck that broom upside down havin’ hair motherfucker . Ya dig ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#18
Yes . Like Patrick Ewing at the free throw line kind of perspiration . I never trust anybody that blinks too much either . Or that wants to smile way too much where the situation doesn’t warrant it . Playing the social acceptance card in the process like I’m not a nice person if I don’t immediately reciprocate the broken open mouth with the showing my teeth pantomime that is being given to me . I give the stone face . Like that kinda rock hard face that makes you think of Sylvester Stallone’s abs in Rocky 3 . When he shed all that weight . How da fuck was he a heavyweight anyway ? Guy’s like 5 foot 8 . And why am I thinking of Balboa’s 6 pick abs ? Da hell is going on around here in my best Vince Lombardi voice ? Bitters you got a lot of explaining to do for getting me to talk about these things . In a second I’m gonna black ball you . And you don’t wanna see my blackball . Trust . Yeah I had a bicycle accident back in the day . Missed flip on my Mongoose . One nut rolled right down the hill . It’s okay though cuz the other one doubled in size . Ya feel me ? Well don’t cuz that’s against the Law brudda .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#20
Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
Yes . Like Patrick Ewing at the free throw line kind of perspiration . I never trust anybody that blinks too much either . Or that wants to smile way too much where the situation doesn’t warrant it . Playing the social acceptance card in the process like I’m not a nice person if I don’t immediately reciprocate the broken open mouth with the showing my teeth pantomime that is being given to me . I give the stone face . Like that kinda rock hard face that makes you think of Sylvester Stallone’s abs in Rocky 3 . When he shed all that weight . How da fuck was he a heavyweight anyway ? Guy’s like 5 foot 8 . And why am I thinking of Balboa’s 6 pick abs ? Da hell is going on around here in my best Vince Lombardi voice ? Bitters you got a lot of explaining to do for getting me to talk about these things . In a second I’m gonna black ball you . And you don’t wanna see my blackball . Trust . Yeah I had a bicycle accident back in the day . Missed flip on my Mongoose . One nut rolled right down the hill . It’s okay though cuz the other one doubled in size . Ya feel me ? Well don’t cuz that’s against the Law brudda .
Yes . Like Patrick Ewing at the free throw line kind of perspiration . I never trust anybody that blinks too much either . Or that wants to smile way too much where the situation doesn’t warrant it . Playing the social acceptance card in the process like I’m not a nice person if I don’t immediately reciprocate the broken open mouth with the showing my teeth pantomime that is being given to me . I give the stone face . Like that kinda rock hard face that makes you think of Sylvester Stallone’s abs in Rocky 3 . When he shed all that weight . How da fuck was he a heavyweight anyway ? Guy’s like 5 foot 8 . And why am I thinking of Balboa’s 6 pick abs ? Da hell is going on around here in my best Vince Lombardi voice ? Bitters you got a lot of explaining to do for getting me to talk about these things . In a second I’m gonna black ball you . And you don’t wanna see my blackball . Trust . Yeah I had a bicycle accident back in the day . Missed flip on my Mongoose . One nut rolled right down the hill . It’s okay though cuz the other one doubled in size . Ya feel me ? Well don’t cuz that’s against the Law brudda .
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Posted:
#23
Waste of a meatball in my opinion . I like to sauté up peppers and onions with mine . Maybe even an eggplant or two and do em caponata style . Lotsa grated cheese . The good stuff . And then I have at it while watching the late night Nuggets or Kings games . West Coast YaYeeYaYeeee ! Ya feel me ? Washing it all down with a cold Pepsi . None of that diet shit either . I’m thick down bottom but the belly on point son . I do them squats . And I’m a ball hair or two away from being able to do them VanDamme splits again on the chairs . No doubt . It’s fucking pornography when I stretch bro . Ball just hanging there inside the shorts like a fucking IZOD button shirt on the clothesline drying out in a meadow or field somewhere in the country . And that’s real as hell . bigred who you like tonite ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
Posted:
#25
You talkin’ about me ? Cuz I’m right below you here . And I gotta say from my vantage point you got a lotta balls to say you bein’ an ass taint a problem round these parts . Ya heard ? I say I say ya heard ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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