I'd like to take this chance to APOLOGIZE

You said you enjoy reading all of my posts ….

do you enjoy this one …..

I feel sorry that your kids have a father that’s a bitch …

Or was that wa to harsh ?

You can run . but I’ll get you to answer about that post 51 where you bowed down to me 

@spockgato

 Your  entite covers existence is based on worshipping and following my every move ..

IKneel before ZOD 

you’re not smart enough to deal with me . I got you beat all the way around . I know you enjoy reading all of my posts . you said as much . even the ones that drive your little mind into a frenzy of paranoia .

I know you need the attention . I like to look into people’s thought processes . and find out why they do what they do …..

yo , you’re fucked …..

you’re weak as hell ….

I know what you can and can’t do . you’re simple . I own you . you didn’t show me anything new . I’ve been breaking motherfuckers down my whole life . I got em all lookin’ for the exit strategy . even the ones with a little moxie or guts .

you have neither .

don’t take it so serious pal . you’re not any good anyway . I’m toying with you . trust me you don’t want to answer . you’ll just pass this shit down to your son or anybody stupid enough to trust you anyway , so for you it’s lose lose ……

peace to you , it’s all fun and games

So, in other words, you are in fact the villain who fails.the villain who is defeated. Same as it ever was...

@DoubleUp4Life

 When do you have any time for anything else when you’re on covers.com 24 hours a day ?  The entire life you’ve created for yourself is pure fiction.  

Busiest time of year at work...Basically on the clock 16 hours a day right now.....Working from home is fantastic,  can go anywhere, and do anything...Unfortunately I have to be logged in the tablet or phone ....Covers is my escape ...While I'm logged into work all16 h ,probably do about 3-4 hours of work ...(usually 20m - hour of an 8 hr shift ) ....

Sadly for my fans I won't be around much today...Work , watching the Sundays games on all 22 , followed by Varsity soccer game tonight ..

So anyways did Ed back up your claim yet ?? Or did you just lie about me ( Again ?) 

@BIGDTITLE

 Also I'd bet you covers username that what I post is true ...

How about if I post a pic of my family as my avatar  you agree to an immediate ban?   

Remember you're the one who LIED ...Unless Ed backs up your claim ...Don't project your lies on others .

"Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of The People's Champ , to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Huh ??? 

Is this some  cult requirement where members just randomly show up unabated sprouting off worship of Trump ??? 

No one even mentioned your God here ...

You sure do like calling people cancers ,and talking about mental conditions ,but you , yourself show up in my threads daily talking utter lunacy ....

As time goes on I'm amazed on how Trump was so easily able to brainwash Canadians and others from outside the US into a cult of low brow derps ...

Get some help Brother , you have much bigger problems than stalking double up everyday .

Peace and love 

I’ll do it. Who gives a shit about a covers username. I would gladly sacrifice myself to see Ole Darnell’s busted up plow horse 

@Doja45

Add all my aliases, SAFs, DAFs, DERPs, Rubes, Incels, RVs, burner accounts, and I'll even throw in every single sleeper account which I have yet to post with.

Doja has inspired me 

eerily similar to when Huge Penis called the bluff of former #1 race baitor in covers history back when it unbelievably snowed on a historic November Saturday afternoon in Wyoming,,,I joined that effort to flush that turd outta here, I suppose it's my fate to do it again with another covers hero who doesn't take shit from no one, and called down TBPOC bluff, Doja  

@Doja45

 So may I post in the help forum the details of our bet ??? Once I post a family Pic you're permanently banned from covers ?? 

Agree to the terms ?? 

So what you're trying to say is you're a self admitted bitch that just got called on the river holding 72 off and you want the pitboss to come over as you claim the entire hand was a misdeal and want to go to the camera, while you try to sneak away from the table and make a sprint for the parking lot?

I'll call your bluff ..Like Trumpturd it's all lies 

Come and take the L !!! 

Do you agree to an instant permanent BAN after I post a family pic?? I'll even one up and post a picture of me flexing my bicep ( believe you did that a few years back) after the family pic 

Sure you'd be banned , but you'd have a picture of Double up Darnell and his bicep for the rest of your life to worship ...

This thread is going great 

Everyone is having fun..

They keep showing up to the party 

Artery clogging recipes that will be written on the death certificate as the cause instead of the real reason : dying from embarrassment……

pretending to be the guy that extended his hand , I can’t remember which one , but definitely not the upper , before I crushed it and sent his groovy latex pantsuit into orbit ….

or his purported attempt at feigning that his schedule is jam packed because his mother will be nursing his grown man body on her bosom while sitting on the bleachers at the local buffa-low high school soccer field in the area that gets darkened by his perennial black cloud of existence……

what tactic are you gonna use next to avoid what’s written in my signature bubblegum ?

i’ve chewed you so vigorously that you are starting to lose “ your flava “….

how many runs you gonna go on flock of seagulls ?

before answering to my SIGNATURE , finishing move ? 

you’re going on more runs than come out your asshole after eating all that shit you posted in your recipes Ms . Julia “ you’re a “ Child …..

with all them runs no wonder you lost 10 pounds fatty . you keep doing those runs here I guarantee you’ll emaciate into just a skeleton and crossbones . that will be your Halloween costume here if you keep pulling that shit . just pull your peter instead , like always …..

fuck . you’re not even gonna let your mother enjoy the game either huh ? it’s bad enough she has to remind you to “ stay off the video games “ and to take your testosterone pill everyday …..

but now you got her lactating into your mouth trying to balance out all that hot sauce in your stomach too while she’s trying to watch her granddaughter sit on the bench ?

damn . it’s not like you even latch on to that melon , “ jaws of life tight “ either . every little sound or clap , or groan from a disenchanted home crowd frightens your little body into convulsions and fucks up the gulping rhythm . kinda like here at covers.com……

it’s sad that you don’t even have the strength to stay firm on that breast because your pencil neck doesn’t have the capacity or wherewithal to even lift your giant yet vacant head ……

she has to stop and pick that linguini noodle back up . and put it into position . just so that you can get enough nourishment and healthy nurturing goodness to finally shut the fuck up with all your crying , and everyone in attendance can thankfully , finally , watch the game in peace…..

so . you’re welcome . I just gave you my tit . I’m your momma’s juggs here at covers …..

now hush little baby , don’t you cry , and don’t say a word , cuz spockgato is just mocking you cuz you’re not a father you’re a turd ……

you deserve it . imma doubleup on this one

don’t worry . I’ll wake you back up to feed you again soon . a mother’s job is never done …..

especially when she has to doubleup the workload and be a father too ….

be a patriarch and lead by example . you’ll be thanking me for all of this in the future …

so , I know , it’s a little early , but you’re welcome 

@DoubleUp4Life

Lol, so in other words:

A. You proved just how infatuated you have always been with me, wanting to be just like me flexing a back double bicep pose

B. Your life goal is to get one of your pathetic threads archived.

C. There is no cuzzo or daughter or soccer tournaments.

You definitely are an astroturf, MSM brainwashed little baby sheep with no critical thinking abilities. 

Baaaaaaah Baaaaaaah Baaaaaaaah repeat from 5am to midnight, sleep in mud for 5 hours, put on a new diaper and repeat your covers troll work for another 19 hour shift.

This is like watching and listening to a baby sit in shit all day long crying to his mommy for a fresh diaper, but she's too busy with Johns every 30 minutes in the alleyway 

Grow the __ck up and change your own soil

I think everyone is taking this obvious joke of a man too serious .

take it for what it is , and enjoy it solely for the purpose of entertainment . I do . although it’s educational also ……

learning about the frailty of the mind , and the extents that it’s infested thought process will travel , in order to block the pain and fear of its shortcomings will help you no matter where your travels take you in life ……

class is always in session here , although some of the less fortunate that are in attendance have none of it …

now why did bubblegum praise me in my signature ? I guess him being something that gets chewed on was attracted , because he can see that my mouth is extra special …..

“ like a moth to the flame burned by the fire , your love is blind , can’t you see your desire … “

Ms. Jackson , you are Nasty 

but don’t you know that when I’m done with you that I will just eventually spit you out ?

this love you have for me is unrequited…..

Tombstone Piledriver

@spockgato

 Not reading your posts ...

Thanks for being my number one fan though ..

Your dear leader is busy turning pack upsides down 

@packersbackers

 So once again you  chicken out on betting your covers username 

Step up , be. A man..Stop being a Trump and follow through...

Agree to ban if I post a family pic as avatar for a day , followed by a bicep pic....

Otherwise today will be another historic day were it will always be remembered as the day you lost to big daddy double up Darnell ( AGAIN ) ...

Come on man , Make Canada great again 

@packersbackers

 Don't forget 

You came here to my thread 

You're obsessed with me 

Take the loss