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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

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I went downstairs this morning, and there he was. Sitting at my fucking table eating some fucking waffles acting like he owns this shit. First thing he said to me "Hey buddy, what's up?   my face was just and I didn't reply. He then talked with my mom for" a while about random ass shit. He's apparently wants to take us "camping" this summer. What the fuck? You smash my mom in front of me, then "I'm going to take you camping. " GET THE FUCK OUT. He left, about twenty minutes ago, and he's coming back tomorrow. I haven't talked to my mom yet. I probably won't. 


He wants to nail your mom in the woods now.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BDUBB:

OCD, I call em as I sees em.

wait a minute, i left soon after i came...

who the f*ck is eating waffles in the breakfast nook...

damn, she is a person...you do have a problem...

 

 
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wants to take us camping.....

thats today's american modern family....

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

well, this thread confirms that we have 14 year olds posting here.



 
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Hells yea man he wants to take you camping. thats sweet. hes gonna be your new daddy better take advantage!
 
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In the Hood they call it your "new uncle".

You got a new uncle now kid, congratulations.
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

well, this thread confirms that we have 14 year olds posting here.
hes about 6 years too old for mr win
 
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So you can't tell the difference in a scream of horror and a person's scream?
 
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a little background info, yes I still live with my mom, I am staying here until I have enough money saved to get my own house. I am 20 years old and lived a pretty fucked up life. my parents got divorced when I was young, he was a drunk and beat my mom and i. my mom dates a lot but this is one of the few times she brings a guy over, who looks wayyy younger than her. one of my closest friend is my uncle who introduced me to gambling a couple of years ago. once I started I was hooked, because of the excitement/winnings.

but yea..... fuck that guy, I'm not going anywhere with them two together
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

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I went downstairs this morning, and there he was. Sitting at my fucking table eating some fucking waffles acting like he owns this shit. First thing he said to me "Hey buddy, what's up?   my face was just and I didn't reply. He then talked with my mom for" a while about random ass shit. He's apparently wants to take us "camping" this summer. What the fuck? You smash my mom in front of me, then "I'm going to take you camping. " GET THE FUCK OUT. He left, about twenty minutes ago, and he's coming back tomorrow. I haven't talked to my mom yet. I probably won't. 

If you are over the age of 18 it would surprise me.  You know some growing up to do buddy.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

well, this thread confirms that we have 14 year olds posting here.

hahaha.  Thinking the same thing, Slovak.

 
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Does he have a daughter? You guys should double date.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

hes about 6 years too old for mr win

 
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thats fucked up dude....
 
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can't get much more awkward than that 
 
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She probably had "the talk" on the way to jr. high this morning.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

a little background info, yes I still live with my mom, I am staying here until I have enough money saved to get my own house. I am 20 years old and lived a pretty fucked up life. my parents got divorced when I was young, he was a drunk and beat my mom and i. my mom dates a lot but this is one of the few times she brings a guy over, who looks wayyy younger than her. one of my closest friend is my uncle who introduced me to gambling a couple of years ago. once I started I was hooked, because of the excitement/winnings.

but yea..... fuck that guy, I'm not going anywhere with them two together

Then get the fuck out of her house you pathetic baby! She can fuck whomever she wants, in any room she wants, in any hole she wants.

You are one dumbass kid! People fuck dumabass!

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

dude what color was your moms butthole




just spit up a mouth full of food
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

Then get the fuck out of her house you pathetic baby! She can fuck whomever she wants, in any room she wants, in any hole she wants.

You are one dumbass kid! People fuck dumabass!




 
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This has archives potential.
 
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do you have any pics of your mom?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Theone324:

do you have any pics of your mom?

Probably the ones he took that day so he can relive the moment

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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This is great....
 
 
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could have been worse, she could have been sucking the guy off or even worse mouth open ready for a facial.

People fuck get over it, I know it sucks that it's your mom but it is her life so let it go.
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