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Problem I just finished putting my kids all over your moms face.


 
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Pr0blem we are wondering if your mom has any specials today? Like two for tuesday or the brown eye special.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

Pr0blem we are wondering if your mom has any specials today? Like two for tuesday or the brown eye special.

in honor of valetines day she is serving up her pink taco with bloody red hot sauce....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


in honor of valetines day she is serving up her pink taco with bloody red hot sauce....

 
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yum!
 
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Problem your mom is on the rag today and it is fuckin disgusting.  Next time tell her to step in the shower and clean herself up before i come by.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

So about 10 minutes ago I was sitting browsing covers minding my own business, and updating my ipod with recent music. So anyway, I'm sitting here, and I hear a loud scream, sounded like the scream of an animal. It came from upstairs, and I ran all the way from downstairs, I was there in like 10 seconds. As soon as I got upstairs, everything was quiet. I checked everyones rooms, and nobody was home. I remembered my mom yelling when she got home earlier "I'm home!" and she went upstairs. I went into another hallway, and banged on her door. I didn't hear anything, so I broke in, the door came off the hinges because I thought something happened. I stood in the doorway, fucking stunned. My mom, and her BF doggstlye on her bed. 

Fucking disgusting. I will honestly never, ever forget this shit. What. The. Fuck.

I needed somewhere I could tell people this. There's no way I could vent this to someone I know IRL. 

No worse than catching your sister in bed LOL.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Theone324:

Problem your mom is on the rag today and it is fuckin disgusting.  Next time tell her to step in the shower and clean herself up before i come by.



I knew she was lying when she told me I was the only one
 
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I knew she was lying when she told me I was the only one

This thread is very informative. 

 
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This story is sicker than the post that Jarrett 75 had where he talked about having a contest with his brother every Saturday to see who could stick more fingers in their ass and then have the other lick the chocolate.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bowhunter:

This story is sicker than the post that Jarrett 75 had where he talked about having a contest with his brother every Saturday to see who could stick more fingers in their ass and then have the other lick the chocolate.

PrOblem loves eating ass

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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You should have told Uncle Waffle "Times Up Breakfast is Ready, My turn now!"   Then maybe you coukld be a Dad to your new Baby Brother.

This thread is never going away so stop asking.

 
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Did you ever think for a second that the reason your Mom takes it up the Hershey Highway is because MAYBE SHE LIKES IT THAT WAY??????? 
 
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I wanna pull a train on her too!   Hey Guys, Friday Night, Gang Bang Probs house!  You can stay for Breakfast if you want!

 
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I wanna pull a train on her too!   Hey Guys, Friday Night, Gang Bang Probs house!  You can stay for Breakfast if you want!

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jp548:

I wanna pull a train on her too!   Hey Guys, Friday Night, Gang Bang Probs house!  You can stay for Breakfast if you want!

 
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Nobody posted in over and hour!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:



I knew she was lying when she told me I was the only one

Didnt want to give you the bad news bro but ive been hitting that raw for months.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by bowhunter:

This story is sicker than the post that Jarrett 75 had where he talked about having a contest with his brother every Saturday to see who could stick more fingers in their ass and then have the other lick the chocolate.

 
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Oh hell no! Get back to the top...
 
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smh
 
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man... while was getting it on with my girl... I thought of prob's mom getting railed from behind and I shot ropes!
 
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by jp548]

I wanna pull a train on her too!   Hey Guys, Friday Night, Gang Bang Probs house!  You can stay for Breakfast if you want! 

 

ONLY IF WE HAVE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST... THIS SHIT WAS SOO WORTH 3O MINS OF MY TIME STILL LMAO..WOW 

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