Boston Marathon

As a service to our readers and to appease the seven people in the city who’d like to see more Marathon coverage, here is all the race results you’ll need. Just fill in the parentheses:

[Unpronounceable name] of [Kenya/Ethiopia] was the men’s winner in the 113th running of the Boston Marathon. With a time of [number between 2:05-2:20], [same name] was [random number] off the world record and [random number] shy of the Boston record set in [some year] by [who cares]. [That guy] took the lead from [another Kenyan/Ethiopian] at [Wellsley/Newton] and held off a challenge at Heartbreak Hill to capture his [number] title. The winner in the women’s race was [unpronounceable women's name] of [Kenya/former Warsaw Pact nation] with a winning time of [2:20 to 2:35] who won for the [numer]th time. The wheelchair winner was [somebody]. BAA organizers estimated the number of entrants at [some number above 20,000] but none was more inspirational than [ordinary name] of [local town] who ran his first marathon in memory of his [relative] who was stricken with [something horrible]. [He] finished with a time of [4:30+] but it wasn’t his time that was mattered most. “I didn’t care if I had to walk or crawl. I just wanted to get to that finish line.”