GIANTS @ REDSKINS: It's rare that I say I'm not worried about a cover at all but...I'm not worried.

I'm touting the last two years because when I go back further the trolls say, "Ah forget that! What have you done for me LATELY!"

Then when those records are too good (and really 2015 is quite unbelievable) they say, "Hey where's the bad records!" All the while you think you'll have me do the legwork like your a Sargent in a police station telling underlings to 'get to work!'.

I said EVEN if I GAVE YOU the records, it wouldn't matter. You'd say "Not true!" You don't even believe my CURRENT record, never mind one a decade old. That's why you all keep ripping on it. LOL!

And you just gave the perfect example of this. You tout ZERO % when I picked for a single day of the year. But you have laser like focus on the losers and throw doubt on the winners.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.

9 posts. All dedicated to ripping Scal. I wonder which troll this one is???

Minor losing streak. Here they come. Like flies on shi*. You knew it would happen.

This is a good one.

First it was about Scal's record.

"Ah your record can't be true! It's too good! No one has such a record. Yeah, it is that good? Well what the hell have you done for me lately you good-for-nothing-free write-ups-for-all-to-read capper!"

Then when they get called out on THEIR record (Dimsum is an admitted 53% capper over TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED SELECTIONS IN A YEAR, a number so incredible nebulous stars explode in distant galaxies at the aftershock of such betting tendencies), then it's not about the record, it's all about the MOOLAH.

Ah, look at me! 75K a year baby! You're under 10K a year!

Several problems with this.

1. I never cared or said anything about how much I bet. I cared about bringing what I know to the covers community. Because you could bet $5 or $5,000 and as has been said many times, those amounts and their values are relative to the bettor.

2. I don't flat bet. You think I flat bet St. John's vs. Tulane after they lose to Delaware State? That rock bottom angle may happen once every 7 or 8 years, maybe more. I'm not leaving a once in a decade angle on the table with a flat bet. 

I have to vary my bets and I vary them accordingly. Nightly NBA games with thin angles are not bet the same as POY's in NCAA Football (which I crushed this year for all to take advantage of with Memphis stepping on SMU like a Marlboro Lights cigarette under a pair of $350 Bruno Magli shoes ---that's an OJ trial reference if you care).

3. I know several people who have the same systems (but not even close to your ridiculous sample-size).

NONE OF THEM have approached the profit levels of which you speak. If they did, I would tail them because I have access to all their picks. That is part of the reason I cap the way I do which is largely unconventional.

4. Finally, you system requires the discipline to avoid leaks, that is, the leakage when there is a game you really like or a high profile game you want to bet more on.

Again I know several people who have the same system types. NONE of them were able to avoid this leakage. NONE of them. One of the cappers I know, who spent a year making a profit of 10K, BET HIS ENTIRE ROLL on one in-game fourth quarter bet  of a Packer game.

Now is there ANYTHING ELSE because I feel like Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka shoeing away Charlie Bucket and his grandpa after they drank the Fizzy Lifting Drink and contaminated my Chocolate Factory.

GOOD DAY TROLL! YOU GET NOTHING!

GOOD DAY TROLL! YOU GET NOTHING!

Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

I dont know if it is balls or just stubborness - but I ran out of whatever it is a while back.  You could post 10 winners but everyone wants to jump on you for 1 loser.  It is exhausting.

But I am glad you are doing it.

 My pleasure Van.

I ask all the cappers or yesteryear who did not go tout but left because they didn't want to put up with the post-loss harassment, to come on back and start posting again.

We want your picks. We want your write-ups. We want your knowledge as a resource.

I have a decade of experience in troll demolition. It's all right here. Everything you need to knock 'em off one by one. Like pretty little ducks in a row. This has been happing in my threads since DAY 1. I know what they will say before they even say it. And I know what it takes to drive them back into the roach motel they crawled out of.

I implore everyone here to give it all back to them. There are innumerable more knowledgeable posters here than there are trolls. Give it back to them tenfold. It works.

They will run away faster then Speedy f'n Gonzalez when they see the unified Covers front. Their legs will spin like wagon wheels with a runaway Clydesdale at the straps when they see us. We'll crush them and the oversized Sombrero they hide under too. Then we'll kick 'em to the curb and will be free to start capping again. It'll work. Believe me.

Gosh, did your Grandpa rag on Ted Williams too when he hit .406 but didn't get a hit nearly 60% of the time. He was probably a troll too, with just a Sunday newspaper. Runs in the family.

What a joke...

Beat ya to the punch by 9 seconds there troll. And my response was nothing like you thought.

It was a way to scrape the shi* like yourself off the bottom of their boots. Like I've been doing for months now.

Quote Originally Posted by WinstonTheWolf:

Where is a "Golden Ticket" emoji when you need it ??

The problem is all the knowledgeable cappers are keeping the everlasting gobstoppers in their mouth like Charlie but the trolls mirror Augustus Gloop, falling face first into a river of Chocolate only to get sucked up and spit out into oblivion at 10,000 miles an hour for their transgression.

Look out your window now, that's not a shooting star over your house. That's a piece of shi* troll flying into the outer cosmos after I booted them there.

Quote Originally Posted by jdr016:

Scalabrine, I tell you what. Provide a link to one of your losing picks from 2016 where you actually admitted that you lost and it was a bad pick. No excuses. No nonsense about two DBs running into each other. 

If you can do that, then I will never post in one of your threads again. 

Well folks, give a troll a rope and they'll always find a way to hang themselves.

But really, after trying to take me out in one of my own threads, I'd want to hang myself too.

It reminds me of Andrew Golota vs. Riddick Bowe and the extraordinary stupidity therein. The guy simply won't go down so just give him a three punch combo to the groin, get disqualified and call it a day.

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Post #69

And I bid you a long-overdue adieu in the classiest way possible. And since it's the holiday's a Christmas movie reference is in order:

By saying goodbye in the same way John McClaine said goodbye to Hans Gruber as he fell in slow-motion from the tippy-top of Nakatomi Plaza legs kicking/arms flailing...

With the movie's best line:

Yippee-Kay-Yay Mudda Fu*K.