Well, I woke up in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts the most

Two outs, Dusty is battling, but Freeman just doubled. One more out, kid. Strand his ass and get us back to the bats.

MITCHELL U NEED TO BE RUNNING HARDER FOR THAT SHIT! Thats a totally blunder on his part

I’m so fucking leveraged on this game today, last day of the week for me, that I’m not even watching it. I’m just box scoring it while I’ve got a Sade concert on trying to find some fucking Zen.

I’m twisted. I can’t even look at this shit right now.

GET THE $TICK$.

LET$ HIT. 

May’s at 44 pitches, bro. You can fucking tug him anytime now. Great escape through the traffic, did his job.

We’ve got the edge. Now I need some fucking grass against Rocker. One time for the motherfucking good guys.

@LVTruck

@LVTruck

 Time to pump some oxygen in here

Thanks, Coach. Always appreciate you stopping by.

OUT$.

LET$ GO FELLA$.

LOCK TF IN. 

Rocker gets through it on 60 pitches. We had a little traffic going and just didn’t cash the opportunity.

Now we need May to settle in or get the fucking hook and let that bullpen take over

May’s at 45 pitches, the count is fine. Come on, kid, one time. Settle in, throw some fucking strikes and take your shirt off.

GOD DAMNIT MAY! We gotta get some runs in this inning! Lets ROCK, ROCKER! 

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LET$ HIT. 

May’s at 60 pitches. Maybe we catch a break and both bullpens get involved here. It’s only the bottom of the third, so we’ve still got time.

Need this one like fucking oxygen. Oh my goodness gracious.

Im in the same boat as you LV! NEED THIS FIRST 5 IN THE WORST WAY! 

GREAT AB by Yelich there, now lets get a fucking double 

PU$H.

OK NOW LETS GET A FUCKING HIT RIGHT NOW AND SEND KUMAR TO THE SHOWERS

WE NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE! 1 TIME FOR THE GOOD GUYS

GOD DAMNIT! 

I sweat to god if Mitchell is the reason why we lose this cuz he wasnt going full speed on that double to left center im gonna lose my shit