Mike Trout Strikeouts

@bigred84

 Is he hitting 350 now? Uh, NO. More like 300. Next month, it will be 238. And this will be the 8th season in a row he'll have more strikeouts than hits in a season. MANNY MACHADO HAS NEVER DONE THIS IN HIS CAREER. But according to Mike Trout fans. They say everyone strikes out in the league more often these days. That's how they justify the great Mike Flounder's strikeouts. And that is 100% far from the truth. The league isn't striking out more, trout is

So let me get this straight, you’re saying Trout is overrated? 

This is massive Mike Trout Syndrome we're witnessing folks. Grab your popcorn. This goober secretly has his own Trout Shrine studio apartment under a fake nams

@SourSausage

 Typical response from a delusional Mike Trout fan! You probably think the Dodgers want him? His hometown Phillies didn't even want him? So, I'm a goober because the "great Mike Flounder" strikes out at a high rate? That makes me a goober? When you go and check his stats and you see he struck out 178 times last year with 106 hits and 220 batting average. That makes me a goober? Listen dude. I can't help it if the dude strikes out at a high rate. Or is ESPN stats wrong? Does ESPN stats have it wrong? Should we call ESPN and tell them the great Mike Trout stats are wrong? All I'm doing is spitting out facts? And you think that makes me a goober? A typical comment from a delusional Mike Flounder fan. You probably think he should be in the football and basketball hall of fame as well as baseball. You probably think he's writing a treatment to give to Steven Spielberg. 

@nolemonasses

 I guess you're being sarcastic?? But yes, that's what I'm exactly saying. THE GREAT MIKE TROUT IS THE MOST OVERRATED ATHLETE TO EVER PUT ON A UNIFORM IN ANY SPORT AT ANY LEVEL. You want proof? Look at his accolades and stats for the past 7 years. Now this year, and next year, and so on and so on. Yet people think he's great? Mike Trout fans are so delusional it's hilarious. His hometown Phillies didn't want him. That's even more hilarious

Here are more facts from the delusional Mike Flounder fans. They actually think he's writing a treatment to give to Steven Spielberg. They think he could be a professor teaching chemical engineering at Harvard. They think he should be in the NFL Hall of Fame. As well as the NFL Hall of Fame. You think I'm joking? But his fans actually believe this. They don't think he struck out 178 times last year with 106 hits. They don't think he played 130 games last year. They think he's still hurt. And after this full season is over and he has played 152 games. With a 234 batting average, close to 200 strikeouts. They will give an excuse on why this happened. Just watch. Let he season play out, and watch the excuses they were give. I will mention it, and they will give me an excuse

This will be the 8th season in a row for the great Mike Trout to have more strikeouts than hits. But his delusional fans will tell me the whole league is striking out more. Well that's funny! Because Manny Machado has never had a season where he has had more K's than  hits!!! They won't mention that! But they know! Trust me, they know.

The Angels game just started 2 minutes ago and the great Mike flounder has struck out already. Thank you Mikey. The worst I can do with my wager is push. This dude sucks. But keep striking out so I can make money off of your sorry ass

Little Mikey. Don't get hurt washing your hands and go on the 60-day DL. I need your sorry ass in the lineup so I can make money when you strike out..Please Little Mikey flounder, don't get hurt when you tie your shoelaces or washing your hands? I need your sorry mofo in the lineup so I can make more money

And there it was. Thank you little Mikey. I know your fans thank you are as good as Michael Jordan and LeBron James combined on the basketball court. Throw in Kobe Bryant as well. But in baseball you suck. But thank you for striking out again so I can win my bet. PLEASE DO NOT HURT YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE WASHING YOUR HANDS TONIGHT IN THE HOTEL AND GO ON A 60 DAY DL. I need to keep making money off of your sorry ass. Thank you for today

@bigred84

 I thought you said he was hitting 350??? How is that working out for you???

Little Mikey, go for the hat trick. I know you can do it. You do it all the time. AND PLEASE DON'T HURT YOUR FINGER TONIGHT WHEN YOU ARE TEXTING AFTER THE GAME. PLEASE DON'T GO ON THE 60 DAY DL BECAUSE OF A SPRAINED THUMB TEXTING.

I cannot wait till the end of the season when Little Mikey has played 152 games, over 200 strikeouts, 115 hits, 238 average. I can't wait to hear the excuses the delusional Mike Trout fans will give me. They'll come up with something. They will somehow come up with an excuse for his 8th lackluster performance in a row. AND I CAN'T WAIT!

Keep pounding it. "Over 1" K. The odds will be high. But they should be! Of course the odds are high. It's a Mike Trout strikeout prop. Of course it's going to be high because he strikes out almost two times a game

@TxRangers

are u serious....its game 6 Einstein....

get a day job....

@TxRangers

324  K's a year......

@bigred84

 You talked about his average first! I'm just commenting on what you said!

Little mikey, don't hurt your thumb texting at the hotel tonight and go to the 60-day DL. I need your sorry ass in the lineup so I can make money. Be careful. Go straight to the hotel, put your phone down, take easy steps in and out of the shower. When you're drying off, pat lightly with the towel, no rubbing. I don't want you to burn your back with your towel. Be careful Little Mikey. I know how fragile you are

And just think. His fans thinks he's the greatest baseball player to ever lace-em up!!!! I can't wait until the season ends and they try to justify his 8th season in a row to be insanely unproductive. They will have all kinds of excuses. BLAH BLAH BLAH

This is the greatest thread ever.

the handwashing comment is the best. I’m dying.

@nolemonasses

 Def a great thread. 

He is more interested in his private golf course in New Jersey designed by tiger woods

LMAO his responses man 

Tx-Ranger, can you at least given us an occasional update where you are in money or units won?