Mike Trout Strikeouts

@nolemonasses

 Yes I will. Granted, the odds are high, extremely high. To the point almost not playing. It's pissing off the "great Mike Flounder" fans. They don't have any idea why the odds are so high?? They have no idea the dude strikes out almost twice a game. Of course they're going to be high. I actually have been making money the last 2 years from this dork. But Vegas has caught up. And they should have. The dude is terrible. All he does is either strikeout, hit a meaningless home run against Oakland, or walk. I love my thread because it pisses off the Mike Trout lovers because they know I'm 100% correct. When they make a diotic comment, I make a more idiotic comment right back, but mine are hilarious. They are serious with their comments, mine are just hilarious making fun of trout and his fans. Anyways, good luck to you

@nolemonasses

 I just hope trout didn't get hurt tonight on his way home back to California. They're probably arriving home about right now. I just hope Little Mikey didn't hurt his LEFT index finger when he pressed the # with some numbers to open the gate to his mansion. You know, the one he bought with the money he is stealing from the Angels organization. He's actually probably doing it about right now! He could be on the 60-day DL with a bruised, LEFT, index finger. We all know how fragile Little Mikey is. Anyways, let's hope he's in the lineup on Friday.

@TxRangers

 You did well the last 2 years. Now the juice has caught up to your play. I think finding different players may be a good idea.

@gotime

 Exactly. Because vegas, and real baseball fans knows Mike Trout sucks. So his strikeout props are extremely high. As they should be! But according to his fans. He's hurt, or he doesn't have any protection for him, or his team sucks. Excuse after excuse after excuse. Good luck dude

Come on guys. Even the dreadful " The GREAT Mike Flounder" fans knows #102 is effing hilarious. Bruising his LEFT index finger pushing the # sign and digits to open the gate on his mansion, the one he bought from stealing money from the Angels organization. Come on guys, that's hilarious. Mike Trout sucks. And this will be 8 years in a row he has sucked. But I know, I know, blah blah blah blah blah. He's great, he's a rocket scientist, he teaches organic chemistry at Columbia, he was actually one of the astronauts yesterday. That's why they had a day game, so he could play and then go to the space station. I know, he's great. Geez, get over it. He sucks

You should read more books...

According to the "great Mike Trout" fans. Artemis II is trying their best to get the "great Mike flounder" back to California for his baseball game tonight. You see, his fans thinks he's a part-time astronaut too as well as the greatest baseball player God every created. They think he's actually in space right now with the crew. But they are trying. Houston and Florida are trying to get him back in time. They have a special space shuttle that's going to meet them about three quarters of the way. Trout would then transport onto the space shuttle which will get him back to Anaheim for tonight's game.

That's why they had a day game on Wednesday so he could go meet the shuttle crew and go to space, then come back this evening. Really, that's what his fans thinks he's doing. They think he can do everything. But the one thing they won't admit, are his strikeouts. They say the whole league is striking out more often. Funny, Manny Machado and Bryce Harper aren't striking out like trout does. LOL. But I will