Mike Trout Strikeouts

@nolemonasses

 Yes I will. Granted, the odds are high, extremely high. To the point almost not playing. It's pissing off the "great Mike Flounder" fans. They don't have any idea why the odds are so high?? They have no idea the dude strikes out almost twice a game. Of course they're going to be high. I actually have been making money the last 2 years from this dork. But Vegas has caught up. And they should have. The dude is terrible. All he does is either strikeout, hit a meaningless home run against Oakland, or walk. I love my thread because it pisses off the Mike Trout lovers because they know I'm 100% correct. When they make a diotic comment, I make a more idiotic comment right back, but mine are hilarious. They are serious with their comments, mine are just hilarious making fun of trout and his fans. Anyways, good luck to you

@nolemonasses

 I just hope trout didn't get hurt tonight on his way home back to California. They're probably arriving home about right now. I just hope Little Mikey didn't hurt his LEFT index finger when he pressed the # with some numbers to open the gate to his mansion. You know, the one he bought with the money he is stealing from the Angels organization. He's actually probably doing it about right now! He could be on the 60-day DL with a bruised, LEFT, index finger. We all know how fragile Little Mikey is. Anyways, let's hope he's in the lineup on Friday.

@TxRangers

 You did well the last 2 years. Now the juice has caught up to your play. I think finding different players may be a good idea.

@gotime

 Exactly. Because vegas, and real baseball fans knows Mike Trout sucks. So his strikeout props are extremely high. As they should be! But according to his fans. He's hurt, or he doesn't have any protection for him, or his team sucks. Excuse after excuse after excuse. Good luck dude

Come on guys. Even the dreadful " The GREAT Mike Flounder" fans knows #102 is effing hilarious. Bruising his LEFT index finger pushing the # sign and digits to open the gate on his mansion, the one he bought from stealing money from the Angels organization. Come on guys, that's hilarious. Mike Trout sucks. And this will be 8 years in a row he has sucked. But I know, I know, blah blah blah blah blah. He's great, he's a rocket scientist, he teaches organic chemistry at Columbia, he was actually one of the astronauts yesterday. That's why they had a day game, so he could play and then go to the space station. I know, he's great. Geez, get over it. He sucks

You should read more books...

According to the "great Mike Trout" fans. Artemis II is trying their best to get the "great Mike flounder" back to California for his baseball game tonight. You see, his fans thinks he's a part-time astronaut too as well as the greatest baseball player God every created. They think he's actually in space right now with the crew. But they are trying. Houston and Florida are trying to get him back in time. They have a special space shuttle that's going to meet them about three quarters of the way. Trout would then transport onto the space shuttle which will get him back to Anaheim for tonight's game.

That's why they had a day game on Wednesday so he could go meet the shuttle crew and go to space, then come back this evening. Really, that's what his fans thinks he's doing. They think he can do everything. But the one thing they won't admit, are his strikeouts. They say the whole league is striking out more often. Funny, Manny Machado and Bryce Harper aren't striking out like trout does. LOL. But I will

And the greatest baseball player GOD ever created struck out again tonight. He now has 6 hits, 8 k's. I know, I know, his fans tells me the whole league strikes out more than they used to. Well, this will be 8 years in a row "The Flounder" will  have more strikeouts than hits. Funny thing is, Manny Machado has never done this. He has never had more strikeouts than hits for a season. Trout sucks, and he needs to stop stealing money from the Angels organization. I can't wait till the season ends and his fans and the media will give excuses why he had another terrible season at the plate. They will give all kinds of excuses. I'm guessing at years end. .238 avg. 115 hits, 201 k's. Unless he gets hurt, tying his shoelaces and goes on the 60-day DL. And that scenario could happen any day.  MIKE TROUT SUCKS AND IT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE HIS FANS IN THE MEDIA THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER GOD EVER CREATED

@River_fish

Are you as dumb as Flounder fans?

Did I say this is the greatest read ever? Or book?

Im guessing You are not from the west or English is your second language.

It’s called being hyperbolic to emphasize a point.

Go police a thread in CBB. Pretty sure I’ve seen you there with equally dumb takes. Most likely in the fizzle threads.

Well, I see the "great Mike Flounder"  is still striking out, and still stealing money from angels. I thought this dude was great??? I thought this dude was the greatest player of all time?? 2 more strikeouts today, 12 on a season, with 7 hits. .207 avg. He even pulled himself after he got hit in the 9th inning. This dude is ridiculous. He is beyond sucking. He is an embarrassment to himself, and his family. He needs to stop playing baseball and go find something else to do. This dude is an embarrassment.

But wait a minute? I remember after the first weekend his fans and the media were saying. HE'S BACK, HE'S HEALTHY, THE GOAT OF BASEBALL IS BACK. PLAYOFFS FOR THE ANGELS, MVP FOR TROUT.  Well, the dude is 100% healthy, all he does is strike out, he's hitting 207. 12ks with 7 hits. Oh, and I won my bet with him with him striking out twice  the dude sucks. Where are his fans now??? I want to hear those excuses!! MIKE FLOUNDER FANS. WHERE ARE YOU AT???? I WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES ON WHY THE DUDE SUCKS SO BAD!!!

But little Mikey, don't go on a 60-day DL again. Rumor has It, you got injured getting your haircut after the game and you may go on a 60-day DL. I'm not sure how someone can get hurt getting a damn haircut. But if anyone can get hurt getting a haircut, it's you because you are so fragile.But that's the rumor. WHERE ARE THE MIKE TROUT FANS??? I WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSE ON WHY HE HAS SO MANY DAMN STRIKEOUTS AND HIS AVERAGE IS 207!!!!

Gosh darn it! WHERE ARE THE MIKE TROUT LOVERS!!!????? WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME AN EXCUSE WHY HE HAS 12 STRIKEOUTS, 7 HITS, 207 BATTING AVERAGE? Remember,? 7 days ago you and the media were salivating from your mouth saying "THE GOAT IS BACK, THE GOAT IS BACK, HE'S HEALTHY, MVP, ANGELS PLAYOFFS"! How come you and the media aren't running your mouths now. Please Little Mikey, don't go on the 60-day DL for injuring yourself while getting a haircut. I need your sorry ass in the lineup so I can continue to make money when you strike out. You will have over 200 k's, about 100 hits, average around 2:30 if you play the whole season like you almost did last year.  STAY IN THE LINEUP!!! BUT IN THE MEANTIME PEEPS. GIVE ME YOUR EXCUSE TO WHY HE'S HITTING 207??

And there it is, just as everyone suspected. The "great Mike Trout" it's not in tonight's lineup. Go figure???? 35 million doesn't buy as much as it used to. Jesus Christ this dude needs to stop stealing money from the Angels organization. And, hey Little Mikey. HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY FROM YOUR STRIKEOUTS IF YOUR SORRY ASS IS ON THE BENCH AGAIN?? Now granted, your sorry ass should be on the bench because you are a terrible baseball player and have been for 8 years in a row now. But Jesus Christ dude. STOP EMBARRASSING YOUR FAMILY!!!  Just retire, and move on with your life. YOUR BASEBALL CAREER WAS OVER 7 YEARS AGO. Your fans and the media finally understand this. It's over dude, you're not going to the hall of fame, you're a "has been", and actually,  "a never was". You're an embarrassment to your family. JUST RETIRE DUDE

On Facebook somebody said it perfectly! Look at Mike Trout stats, take away the name, and you have nothing. That's exactly right.

Thank you little Mikey for striking out two times again tonight. You're making me easy money. Whatever you do, don't go on the DL for spraining your index finger washing your hands. We all know how fragile you are. Thank you for making me money again tonight

https://x.com/danclarksports/status/2042032121418805604?s=46

ayooo , my G . u good? u got schizo? why you talking to yourself on this thread? 

What am I missing? Where are the "great Mike Trout" fans and the media?? After the first weekend everybody was losing their minds! The goat is back! He's on pace for 162 home runs! MVP is back!! Angels playoffs! Another Gold glove for trout. Actually that would be his first. Where are they at now??? The dude is hitting $1 and .90¢. How they aren't running their mouth now about the great Mike Flounder? Yet people still love the dude. His fans would still take him over Willie Mays. Bunch of dumbasses

@marquee_

 Exactly. The article says he's fully healthy and has been in a slump. He has been fully healthy for years! And he's been in a 7-year slump. Next year will be 8 years and so on. The moronic Mike Trout fans and the media don't understand. Before he gets hurt and goes on the DL, his stats suck, then when he returns from the DL, his stats still suck. They act like before he gets hurt, he's hitting ,560, numerous home runs, rbi's, stolen bases run scored.

@P0stNutClarity

 He’s very good, and hilarious. Just make the bets or don’t. Enjoy the ride, or the Trout sink….

@TxRangers

 34 years old and not one playoff win for Trout.