2021 HOT STOVE

@barneybeans

 Kicking myself more than you are. Way too late now, but I like the pick and wish you luck. If I don't tail it increases your probability. Thank me later.

@barneybeans

 Blake Snell is not going to be a good fade this year, imo.

Does anyone have a bracket that looks any good anymore?

I know I will not be winning a car and will lose some money to text friends, I posted before this thing started that this might be the year a mid major wins it all, sure looks like we could get one in final 4 or 2 maybe, that is all I get to root for now on 3 brackets.

YTD 39-43-11 (-3.77)

Monday:

CWS -130 *1.00/.77

Dodgers -155 *1.00/.65

Monday:

Brewers +110

Spring Training 2021 [ 12-19-3 / -497 / RoR -16%]

3/22

Rd Sox +130

Brewers +100

Comment: Fade/Follow at own risk   

I couldn't hit the urinal with a 10 inch wang yesterday.

Adding:

Boston +135

@KeyElement

 We are now on 2 plays...I apologize for ruining Boston, I forgive you for ruining Milwaukee.

3/21 graded

LAA +113 4U -4.00U

0-1-0 -4.00U

MLB ST: 27-18-7 / +24.34U

3/21

DET +165 3U

BOL

@barneybeans

Miami +125

What a joke. Carpenter lead off, DeJong cleanup.

Alcantara is in a groove, and not laboring. Flaherty is hitting some speed bumps this spring.

GL

Texas +115

That will be all for today. Good Luck

GL today sac

The Rays opened with Brent Honeywell. His first action in 2 years since drafting him.

I wonder if the kid will still be throwing a screwball after Tommy Johns?

Aren't the Marlins today's trap? That's why I stayed off.

GLTA today

At least you and I know both know that I'm on the right side of the odds. The outcomes are another story.

Probably Barney...I have a tendency to keep walking though.

On a more darker note, I can't eat anything today. Going in for my first colonoscopy tomorrow. The Dr. will literally be undermysac.

@undermysac

 Naw, sac, it's sort of alongside your sac, they flip you on your side. Be sure they put you to sleep, it's one of those things you don't want to witness!!!

@KeyElement

 That depends on who you're asking 

Let's review the Cardinals offense and how much Arenado has vaulted them to an easy NL Central win.

This spring batting average:

Carpenter .034 (lead off)

Bader .107 (8 hitter)

Arenado .212 (2 hitter)

DeJong .219 (clean up)

Molina .258 (5 hitter)

Your new Delta Tau Chi name is "ToTheRightOfMySac"

But before you claim it here on Covers check with your doctor as he might be a lefty

@undermysac

 No sac you do not want to be awake, I had this old ass guy did my first one, it took him so long to get to the end I woke up, he had my ass as big as a balloon and I am not sure what all was up there but it was not a pleasure type felling, they gave me a bit more Demerol and back to sleep I went, but I still remember the 2 guys and the pain.

Sac I put in one play yesterday, Syr. then had to spent rest of day with Daughter and when we got back it was halftime of ORE.St game so I just kept the 1-0 day, I got back in 2 days half the money I lost on Day One, so if I can find a couple winners today I will be happy.

Thought you guys were going to play less games,

Key is consistent with his one or two plays, but beans and sac are all over the board still, I should just parley all your plays so when you guys go undefeated I will clean up for 5 bucks.

@barneybeans

 Hopefully he's not a sidearmer on top of being a southpaw.

@JEG53

I didn't play any mlb games yesterday, didn't like anything. Everyday is different. 

I'm done with hoops, had some good flurries followed by complete dumpster fires. I don't have the stamina to deal with the swings. Plus I'm watching these games, with $ on the line it just raises the blood pressure.