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What does God do during the day?

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dl36

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2013 - 3:15 AM ET #26

Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

He grew a lot since then dl...
He's giving the Almighty D to Tyra Banks now. There is no other explanation for Tyra's extreme "I'm the shiiit" confidence.
Now God says that once you go black, you never go back....
While tyra now says that once you get heavenly dong, you can do no wrong.

Tyra was a victorias secret angel

what more proof do we need?

OnlyGod

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2013 - 8:01 AM ET #27

Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

He looks for lineup cards for teams that I bet on and scratches players.

He must be fair because mine keep getting screwed too.

The Hawk

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2013 - 11:24 AM ET #28

He probably asks Himself

"How can I keep Tiger Woods in the Masters tourney?"

SteelCash

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Posted: Apr. 14, 2013 - 11:02 PM ET #29

My buddy and I were talking about religion the other night. He might be on the verge of being born again. Honestly I've had a few friends get more religious lately. Good for them.

Any discussion about God and Jesus is really kind of pointless because we don't even know for sure if they ever existed. Nobody knows. So so to sit around and discuss what God does all day... what does bigfoot do all day? There's as much proof that bifoot exists as there is that God exists.

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