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Posted: #26
Quote Originally Posted by ZiggyDawg:

 

You do the "pull the sleeve up to open the door" trick or you take some paper towels to turn the door knob.



Whats the difference between touch the tap to turn it on/off or touching the paper towel dispenser?  Same shit
 
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Use my feet in all public bathrooms and restaurants.
Btw, the handle on those nasty paper towel dispensers is where all the nasty bacteria and viruses camp out. They love the moisture and can sit there surving for days. Use your elbows.
 
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I usually look to my ass for my college football picks. My ass has yet to thank me.....
 
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Ok Vanzack.. I suspected before you had a drug of preference.. I am now absolutely convinced you are a chronic marijuana smoker
 
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When I was in Iraq...i learned that they use there left hand to wipe there ass.....my Iraqi interpretor lived with me...I was sure to let him know it's time for a fuckin change. By the end of my tour, I had that dude using sanitizer on his hands daily and carrying baby wipes with him all over the place.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Irish08:

When I was in Iraq...i learned that they use there left hand to wipe there ass.....my Iraqi interpretor lived with me...I was sure to let him know it's time for a fuckin change. By the end of my tour, I had that dude using sanitizer on his hands daily and carrying baby wipes with him all over the place.



Ignorance is bliss...
 
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I have been using the flushable wipes for years. We even pack them when we travel. A clean ass is a happy ass
 
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When I wipe it is like cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
 
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are any of you guys the same ones that come out of the stall and go back to the office wanting to shake hands with everybody? Reminds me of the episode on Seinfeld involving Poppy. I sure hope none of you works in the food industry. Excuse me while I go puke.
 
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Here my solution to a shitty ass .... a wash cloth! I'm sure everyone in here has scrubbed their ass with one in the shower .... at least I hope so! I know I'm going to get a alot of disgusting remarks .... but it doesn't matter to me.After using the wash cloth ....place it under the shower faucet with hot water to remove the soil and put in the washer.
 
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I think Popi was...........................sloppy
 
 
This whole discussion is leaving me
 
 
 
 
 
wait for it.................................................
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
wiped out
 
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Quote Originally Posted by momoney:

Here my solution to a shitty ass .... a wash cloth! I'm sure everyone in here has scrubbed their ass with one in the shower .... at least I hope so! I know I'm going to get a alot of disgusting remarks .... but it doesn't matter to me.After using the wash cloth ....place it under the shower faucet with hot water to remove the soil and put in the washer.


Nothing like getting in the shower the next day standing in the shit you cleaned off your cloth the day before. 

Do yourself and anybody you live with a favour and get some baby wipes.  They last forever  .... and you don't have to shower in your shit. 
 
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The Hawk
 
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You think there would be a pill people could take that would disenigrate (spelling?) the crap so no one would ever need to shit again.  Think about how much water that would save because no one would be flushing after a crap anymore cause there wouldn't be the need. 
 
By the way, if this happens you heard it here first so I want my cut
 
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Quote Originally Posted by whereismyhat:

You think there would be a pill people could take that would disenigrate (spelling?) the crap so no one would ever need to shit again.  Think about how much water that would save because no one would be flushing after a crap anymore cause there wouldn't be the need. 
 
By the way, if this happens you heard it here first so I want my cut

VA-POO-RIZE!!!

 

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Well, at least we're not dogs.  Dogs lick their shit clean.
 
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The shit Laser

Hi, i'm here to get my shit zapped   
 
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forget baby wipes, how about a bidet
 
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I like the name Van...I'll cut you in on your share also
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

VA-POO-RIZE!!!

 

that was in some movie, wasn't it a spray to make dog shit va-poo-rize that was a good movie, ben stiller killed his horse
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dyounger:

that was in some movie, wasn't it a spray to make dog shit va-poo-rize that was a good movie, ben stiller killed his horse

Great movie.....

he tried to bury the horse as well

 
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DUDE's.........Charmin and Cottenelle already make adult wipes for this ass wiping purpose that u are discussing......they're not "baby wipes" tho.....they're "adult wipes"....bin using them for a long time now.....before their invention I rolled with a final wipe of either wet toilet paper...wet paper towel.....or...when necessity called for it..a wet wash clothe.....pooping is obviously natural..but still very gross....fun ta do tho.....but sick ta think of anybody else doing.......I mean....who wants ta think of their hot chicky sittin down and poopin....and then wiping....and then looking at the poop stained toilet paper and then folding it.......and then wiping again...and then looking again at the shit stained toilet paper.....yuk
 
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and why is it that human poop is grosser than animal poop.......i mean..in your bare feet which would you least like to step in........your dogs poop........or your neighbors poop?
 
 
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Yes, all people should use these 'adult wipes. I agree with above poster, they are much better and different then just regular 'baby wipes', they are far less greasy and shit. Here's the thing, when you take a shit, no matter how great you dry wipe, your most likely gonna have some crap hanging out with your ass hairs and shit. So a dry wipe and then the adult wipe at the end makes alot of sense. It eliminates swap ass aka monkey butt, etc.
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