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    Posted: Aug. 8, 2026 - 7:20 PM ET #551

    Saw this post by Courtney Dailey....

    Felt the need to share.... 

    If you’ve never scraped the corners of fentanyl or dope bags for one more hit then you don’t know the strength it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never felt like you were going to defecate and throw up on yourself at the same exact time then you don’t know the resilience it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never had your thumb calloused from the heat of using a lighter every six seconds on your crack pipe then you don’t know the determination it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never considered using your buddy’s syringe because you’re so dope sick you feel like you might die then you don’t know the desperation it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never heard the birds chirp as you try to force yourself to sleep then you don’t know the loneliness it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never told your family you're done using drugs and sincerely meant it only to find yourself using drugs again then you don’t know the struggle it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never been brought back to life by Narcan and still wanted to use then you don’t know the power of addiction. If you’ve never sat in a room full of people just like you and felt completely alone then you don’t know the isolation it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never waited on a corner for hours hoping your dealer would show up then you don’t know the patience it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never tasted an orange film of Suboxone dissolve under your tongue and felt completely hopeless then you don’t know the hopelessness it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never detoxed in a jail cell awaiting arraignment then you don’t know the courage it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never set out on a Friday night with the intention of having a couple of beers and found yourself homeless with a heroin habit 2 weeks later then you don’t know the unpredictability it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never sat in an emergency room for 24 hours only to have the hospital staff tell you, “Sorry, you don’t meet the criteria for a bed,” then you don’t know the perseverance it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never done any of these things then you’re not in a position to judge someone who suffers from drug addiction. SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE FIGHTING ADDICTION. YOU'VE GOT THIS JUST STAY STRONG.
    11/28/2016 

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    Saw this post by Courtney Dailey....

    Felt the need to share.... 

    If you’ve never scraped the corners of fentanyl or dope bags for one more hit then you don’t know the strength it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never felt like you were going to defecate and throw up on yourself at the same exact time then you don’t know the resilience it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never had your thumb calloused from the heat of using a lighter every six seconds on your crack pipe then you don’t know the determination it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never considered using your buddy’s syringe because you’re so dope sick you feel like you might die then you don’t know the desperation it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never heard the birds chirp as you try to force yourself to sleep then you don’t know the loneliness it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never told your family you're done using drugs and sincerely meant it only to find yourself using drugs again then you don’t know the struggle it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never been brought back to life by Narcan and still wanted to use then you don’t know the power of addiction. If you’ve never sat in a room full of people just like you and felt completely alone then you don’t know the isolation it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never waited on a corner for hours hoping your dealer would show up then you don’t know the patience it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never tasted an orange film of Suboxone dissolve under your tongue and felt completely hopeless then you don’t know the hopelessness it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never detoxed in a jail cell awaiting arraignment then you don’t know the courage it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never set out on a Friday night with the intention of having a couple of beers and found yourself homeless with a heroin habit 2 weeks later then you don’t know the unpredictability it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never sat in an emergency room for 24 hours only to have the hospital staff tell you, “Sorry, you don’t meet the criteria for a bed,” then you don’t know the perseverance it takes to be an addict. If you’ve never done any of these things then you’re not in a position to judge someone who suffers from drug addiction. SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE FIGHTING ADDICTION. YOU'VE GOT THIS JUST STAY STRONG.
    11/28/2016 

     
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    Posted: Aug. 10, 2026 - 5:17 PM ET #552

    @nature1970

     That's intense brother. 

     

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    @nature1970

     That's intense brother. 

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 10, 2026 - 7:52 PM ET #553

    Let's try some levity here...

    A dude is backpacking the hills of Ireland & comes across a small pub. As he enters the pub, he finds the bartender & at the end of the bar an older man who was talking to himself. All of a sudden he erupted saying "See this pub here, I built it with my own bare hands. I cut down all the wood & hammered every nail in this place but do people call me McGregor the Great Pub Builder? No, no they don't!"

    A few minutes go by & he tells the the backpacker to look out the window behind him & says "You see that stone wall over there? I built that wall with my bare hands & choose every stone placing them perfectly to last through the winter & summer. But do they call me McGregor the Great Wallbuilder? No, no they don't!"

    The old-timer was getting progressively louder & told the backpacker to look out the other window saying "Do you see that pier down there? I built that pier with my own bare hands. I pounded in every one of those pilings myself against some heavy ocean waves. But do they call me McGregor the Great Pier Builder? No, no they don't!!!" 

    But fuck one goat and.....

     

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    Let's try some levity here...

    A dude is backpacking the hills of Ireland & comes across a small pub. As he enters the pub, he finds the bartender & at the end of the bar an older man who was talking to himself. All of a sudden he erupted saying "See this pub here, I built it with my own bare hands. I cut down all the wood & hammered every nail in this place but do people call me McGregor the Great Pub Builder? No, no they don't!"

    A few minutes go by & he tells the the backpacker to look out the window behind him & says "You see that stone wall over there? I built that wall with my bare hands & choose every stone placing them perfectly to last through the winter & summer. But do they call me McGregor the Great Wallbuilder? No, no they don't!"

    The old-timer was getting progressively louder & told the backpacker to look out the other window saying "Do you see that pier down there? I built that pier with my own bare hands. I pounded in every one of those pilings myself against some heavy ocean waves. But do they call me McGregor the Great Pier Builder? No, no they don't!!!" 

    But fuck one goat and.....

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 14, 2026 - 3:41 PM ET #554

    A married couple were fast asleep when the phone rang @ 2 AM.

    The wife answered & after a few seconds says "How should I know? That's over 200 miles away."

    He husband asked "Who was that & what did they want?

    The wife replied "I have no idea. Some stupid woman wanted to know if the coast was clear."

     

     

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    A married couple were fast asleep when the phone rang @ 2 AM.

    The wife answered & after a few seconds says "How should I know? That's over 200 miles away."

    He husband asked "Who was that & what did they want?

    The wife replied "I have no idea. Some stupid woman wanted to know if the coast was clear."

     

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 14, 2026 - 9:09 PM ET #555

    A neighbor stopped by to tell me that he couldn't take it anymore & he was going to get a divorce. He said his wife has been visiting all the bars in the area every night.

    I asked "Why is she doing that?

    He said "She's looking for me!"

     

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    A neighbor stopped by to tell me that he couldn't take it anymore & he was going to get a divorce. He said his wife has been visiting all the bars in the area every night.

    I asked "Why is she doing that?

    He said "She's looking for me!"

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 19, 2026 - 2:47 PM ET #556

    Many of us played in the Little League & the annual World Championship is underway in Williamsport, PA. These kids are bigger, stronger & faster than I remember. They play an excellent brand of baseball like hitting the cutoff man & laying down a bunt.

    I get a real kick watching the parents & grandparents as their child makes a great play.

    Check it out. I think you'll enjoy it!

    Right now Nicaragua is beating the Dominican Republic 2-1 in the 6th inning which is the last. Very well played game 

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    Many of us played in the Little League & the annual World Championship is underway in Williamsport, PA. These kids are bigger, stronger & faster than I remember. They play an excellent brand of baseball like hitting the cutoff man & laying down a bunt.

    I get a real kick watching the parents & grandparents as their child makes a great play.

    Check it out. I think you'll enjoy it!

    Right now Nicaragua is beating the Dominican Republic 2-1 in the 6th inning which is the last. Very well played game 

     
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    Posted: Aug. 20, 2026 - 2:14 PM ET #557

    As I matured as an adult I realized the weekend lasts longer if I start drinking on Wednesday.

    an_cheers

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    As I matured as an adult I realized the weekend lasts longer if I start drinking on Wednesday.

    an_cheers

     
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2026 - 11:43 AM ET #558

    The mullet run to South Florida for their spawning has begun. When the mullet come, so do the predatory fish.

    However the Atlantic ocean temperature when I was out this morning gathering bait was already 91 degrees which can result in a major fish kill. I've never seen the ocean water so hot & this will cause many fish to go deeper & deeper to find colder water. Deeper & deeper means these fish will be miles offshore which also means more gas for the boat to go find them. If you go to the marina & purchase live mullet, they go for $15 a dozen for small & as much as $22 a dozen for the larger. That's why we go out to catch our own.

    Mother nature is sending us another warning to take care of our resources or she will take them away. Fish kills are awful & smell like shit. 

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    The mullet run to South Florida for their spawning has begun. When the mullet come, so do the predatory fish.

    However the Atlantic ocean temperature when I was out this morning gathering bait was already 91 degrees which can result in a major fish kill. I've never seen the ocean water so hot & this will cause many fish to go deeper & deeper to find colder water. Deeper & deeper means these fish will be miles offshore which also means more gas for the boat to go find them. If you go to the marina & purchase live mullet, they go for $15 a dozen for small & as much as $22 a dozen for the larger. That's why we go out to catch our own.

    Mother nature is sending us another warning to take care of our resources or she will take them away. Fish kills are awful & smell like shit. 

     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2026 - 8:52 PM ET #559

    Here's a question for you..

    If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate is she 

    A....Frigid

    B... Has intimacy issues or

    C...She should sit somewhere else on the bus 

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    Here's a question for you..

    If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate is she 

    A....Frigid

    B... Has intimacy issues or

    C...She should sit somewhere else on the bus 

     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2026 - 10:44 PM ET #560

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    Here's a question for you.. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate is she  A....Frigid B... Has intimacy issues or C...She should sit somewhere else on the bus

    D. Shouldn't have taken the massage gig at Deshaun Watson's house.

    R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    Here's a question for you.. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate is she  A....Frigid B... Has intimacy issues or C...She should sit somewhere else on the bus

    D. Shouldn't have taken the massage gig at Deshaun Watson's house.

     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2026 - 5:57 PM ET #561

    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1: Here's a question for you.. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate is she  A....Frigid B... Has intimacy issues or C...She should sit somewhere else on the bus D. Shouldn't have taken the massage gig at Deshaun Watson's house.

    Indeed! I betcha those P. Diddy bitches are looking for a payday.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1: Here's a question for you.. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate is she  A....Frigid B... Has intimacy issues or C...She should sit somewhere else on the bus D. Shouldn't have taken the massage gig at Deshaun Watson's house.

    Indeed! I betcha those P. Diddy bitches are looking for a payday.

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2026 - 7:59 PM ET #562

    Man goes into a bank to rob it & his mask fells off.

    He asked the 1st teller "Did you see my face?" The teller responds "yes" & the thief shoots her.

    He moves on to the next teller & asks the same question "Did you see my face?" The teller replied "yes" & he too gets shot.

    He asks the 3rd teller the same question "Did you see my face?" The teller says "no but my boss over there did."

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    Man goes into a bank to rob it & his mask fells off.

    He asked the 1st teller "Did you see my face?" The teller responds "yes" & the thief shoots her.

    He moves on to the next teller & asks the same question "Did you see my face?" The teller replied "yes" & he too gets shot.

    He asks the 3rd teller the same question "Did you see my face?" The teller says "no but my boss over there did."

     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2026 - 8:44 PM ET #563

    Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

    A: A pouch potato

    Well, I thought it was funny when my grandson said it.

    cool  

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    Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

    A: A pouch potato

    Well, I thought it was funny when my grandson said it.

    cool  

     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2026 - 10:01 PM ET #564

    A doctor walks into the patient waiting room & he said "Karen James I'm ready to see you now."

    The woman is appalled because now everyone knew her name & she thought that was an invasion of her privacy. She scolded the doctor & said the doctor should have a better method to protect patient privacy.

    The doctor thought for a moment & said "Will the woman with the itchy vagina please follow me."

     

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    A doctor walks into the patient waiting room & he said "Karen James I'm ready to see you now."

    The woman is appalled because now everyone knew her name & she thought that was an invasion of her privacy. She scolded the doctor & said the doctor should have a better method to protect patient privacy.

    The doctor thought for a moment & said "Will the woman with the itchy vagina please follow me."

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 30, 2026 - 7:17 PM ET #565

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    A doctor walks into the patient waiting room & he said "Karen James I'm ready to see you now." The woman is appalled because now everyone knew her name & she thought that was an invasion of her privacy. She scolded the doctor & said the doctor should have a better method to protect patient privacy. The doctor thought for a moment & said "Will the woman with the itchy vagina please follow me."

    lmfaoooooooooooooothumbs_up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    A doctor walks into the patient waiting room & he said "Karen James I'm ready to see you now." The woman is appalled because now everyone knew her name & she thought that was an invasion of her privacy. She scolded the doctor & said the doctor should have a better method to protect patient privacy. The doctor thought for a moment & said "Will the woman with the itchy vagina please follow me."

    lmfaoooooooooooooothumbs_up

     
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    Recently we had an airport name change in West Palm Beach from Palm Beach International (PBI) to Donald J Trump (DJT). It's produced some interesting airline tickets.

    If you fly from Palm Beach, Fl to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read DJT > SUX

    If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, JN & back to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FAT > FUK > DJT

    If you fly from Fukuoka to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FUK > DJT

    If you fly from, Palm Beach to Mount Isa, AU to Fresno to Pendopo, Indonesia to, your ticket will read DJT > ISA > FAT  > PDO 

    Happy flying!

     

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    Recently we had an airport name change in West Palm Beach from Palm Beach International (PBI) to Donald J Trump (DJT). It's produced some interesting airline tickets.

    If you fly from Palm Beach, Fl to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read DJT > SUX

    If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, JN & back to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FAT > FUK > DJT

    If you fly from Fukuoka to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FUK > DJT

    If you fly from, Palm Beach to Mount Isa, AU to Fresno to Pendopo, Indonesia to, your ticket will read DJT > ISA > FAT  > PDO 

    Happy flying!

     

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    Recently we had an airport name change in West Palm Beach from Palm Beach International (PBI) to Donald J Trump (DJT). It's produced some interesting airline tickets. If you fly from Palm Beach, Fl to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read DJT > SUX If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, JN & back to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FAT > FUK > DJT If you fly from Fukuoka to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FUK > DJT If you fly from, Palm Beach to Mount Isa, AU to Fresno to Pendopo, Indonesia to, your ticket will read DJT > ISA > FAT  > PDO  Happy flying!

    Fresno is a small, regional airport. I would imagine the only direct flights are into airports like SFO, LAX, LAS, or SEA. Maybe also ORD and DFW because they are such big hubs. Maybe PDX and PHX because they're close.

     

    I tried to come up with a few trips actually available on commercial flights. It's tough because DJT is also a smaller airport. Still, in a hypothetical world, DJT>SUX>DIK is pretty funny. Also DJT>LAX>PNS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    Recently we had an airport name change in West Palm Beach from Palm Beach International (PBI) to Donald J Trump (DJT). It's produced some interesting airline tickets. If you fly from Palm Beach, Fl to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read DJT > SUX If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, JN & back to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FAT > FUK > DJT If you fly from Fukuoka to Palm Beach, your ticket will read FUK > DJT If you fly from, Palm Beach to Mount Isa, AU to Fresno to Pendopo, Indonesia to, your ticket will read DJT > ISA > FAT  > PDO  Happy flying!

    Fresno is a small, regional airport. I would imagine the only direct flights are into airports like SFO, LAX, LAS, or SEA. Maybe also ORD and DFW because they are such big hubs. Maybe PDX and PHX because they're close.

     

    I tried to come up with a few trips actually available on commercial flights. It's tough because DJT is also a smaller airport. Still, in a hypothetical world, DJT>SUX>DIK is pretty funny. Also DJT>LAX>PNS.

     
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     Flew into Fresno once Stu & remember the rental car counters being tiny. Another small airport is White Plains in NYC. They are small but efficient as hell. They have 6 gates but can only operate 4 at a time because they don't have the space.

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     Flew into Fresno once Stu & remember the rental car counters being tiny. Another small airport is White Plains in NYC. They are small but efficient as hell. They have 6 gates but can only operate 4 at a time because they don't have the space.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    @StumpTownStu  Flew into Fresno once Stu & remember the rental car counters being tiny. Another small airport is White Plains in NYC. They are small but efficient as hell. They have 6 gates but can only operate 4 at a time because they don't have the space.

    I'm sorry you had to visit Fresno, brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:

    @StumpTownStu  Flew into Fresno once Stu & remember the rental car counters being tiny. Another small airport is White Plains in NYC. They are small but efficient as hell. They have 6 gates but can only operate 4 at a time because they don't have the space.

    I'm sorry you had to visit Fresno, brother.

     
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    Have you ever seen a better athletic adrenaline rush?

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    Have you ever seen a better athletic adrenaline rush?

     
     
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    ATTENTION STU!!!

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