New MTV Series "Jersey Shore"........Starts Thursday!

Quote Originally Posted by ICAPSports:



that will teach her to be ugly AND sign a waiver....not a good combo

and the chick the situation was tounging down, was the same chick Ronnie was dancing with earlier.....Situation was behind in the sandwich.....I am embarrassed I know this much about this show

just push past the embarrassment cap,,,,,and enjoy the free entertainment 

i still can make myself laugh by thinking about them calling her  "snickers", or "snickas" as pauly was saying it,,,,that shit cracks me up.........

It is terrible but the characters are so wacky that its hilarious.

Quote Originally Posted by NJDevils:





really?

That Sammi girl is cute the 1 that left was disgusting, that fuckin snookers is a pig and that Jwowwws face is not too good to look at

Glyde my brother would always see The Situation at his gym, everyday was chest and bi's never a leg day for the situation

gym was in marlboro

My buddy works out at the same gym as the Situation(WOW in Freehold).  He said the same EXACT thing.  Chests, bis, abs, NEVER EVER legs. 

Don't get me wrong,,,I understand people that don't like it,,,,but personally--- i like seeing people make fools of themselves (that's why I hang out at bars so much), i genually enjoy it ...........

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WTF kind of language is this?

also the funniest part of the whole season was when sammi saw ronnie dancing with the girl so she decided to leave....but in the background was THE SITUATION forcing his tongue down some random jersey shore person's mouth....LMAO

This is, of course, the scene during which Sammi explains that she was on her way to the House to "knock a bitch up," which is what Paulie and Mike keep trying to do, but...

I think Snickers might actually be retarded, or at least a little slow.  At best, she caught that last chromosone on the way by. I thought it was basically impossible for a girl with all of her limbs not to get laid if she wanted to, but that poor thing seems to be able to pull it off.

J-Wow's boob job is perhaps the most preposterous I've seen in about 15 years.  It's like someone stapled a couple of snow globes to her chest, but not exactly in the right spot.  You could easilly play a game of paper football in the gap between the two.  She will also look like she's 50 when she's 28. 

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