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who cares, we know it isnt and the show is funny because the people are f'n idiots
 
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and douchebag or not The Situation is a great nickname
 
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nbafan88...your from manalapan???

no way...where you live in manalapan?

 
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Cant believe I havent seen much talk about that JWOWW chick in the house. She has a banging body in every aspect..DAMN! is all I say to that...And I bet that Snooki chick is a freak in the bedroom if her tits dont knock you out first..those things are out of control for a chick that looks like she is 4 feet tall...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CrusCrnshw:

show is hilarious...

that jwow chick has a sick body

 cheers to that brother..JWOWWWW! is right....

 
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The girls on this show are smoking hot....EVERYONE has to agree with that atleast.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by nbafan88:

and apparently Mike "The Situation" is from my home town

 

I have newfound respect for you nba  !!!!!  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ad1260:

The girls on this show are smoking hot....EVERYONE has to agree with that atleast.

Not really there facial features, but they have some plus sides on there tits and asses...thats for sure!

 
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MTV is pulling the scene where Snooky gets her chin checked in next week's episode.  Fucking pussies folded to the interest groups.  They probably will market to see it uncut on the special DVD.

The Situation called in the Opie and Anthony show today.  Dude is funny.  I know him from somewhere; just don't know where.  He only lives about 10 miles from me, so somewhere along the line in my life, I bumped into that joker.

And who said earlier the girls are smoking hot?  Fucking dogs!  I'd fuck J-Wow and that's about it.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ad1260:

The girls on this show are smoking hot....EVERYONE has to agree with that atleast.





really?

That Sammi girl is cute the 1 that left was disgusting, that fuckin snookers is a pig and that Jwowwws face is not too good to look at

Glyde my brother would always see The Situation at his gym, everyday was chest and bi's never a leg day for the situation

gym was in marlboro
 
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Quote Originally Posted by glyde69:

MTV is pulling the scene where Snooky gets her chin checked in next week's episode.  Fucking pussies folded to the interest groups.  They probably will market to see it uncut on the special DVD.

The Situation called in the Opie and Anthony show today.  Dude is funny.  I know him from somewhere; just don't know where.  He only lives about 10 miles from me, so somewhere along the line in my life, I bumped into that joker.

And who said earlier the girls are smoking hot?  Fucking dogs!  I'd fuck J-Wow and that's about it.


we've all scene it 5 million times already...no need to see it 5million +1... i want to see the aftermath...i don't see how her jaw wasn't broken...
 
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THERE's a guy named Vinnie ..... AHH fuuuuuck me ! !
 
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Posted: #138
Quote Originally Posted by ad1260:

The girls on this show are smoking hot....EVERYONE has to agree with that atleast.

Sam is cute in that girl next door type of way.

JWOWW has nice looking body but face doesn't look great and pretty much talks like a man or old lady that smokes cigs all day. 

Snookie well she's just terrible.

That being said would definitely fuck them all during a night of drinking!!! 

 
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https://gawker.com/5428413/snooki-on-leno-so-dumb-she-must-be-acting?skyline=true&s=x

anyone catch this on leno?  I missed it sadly
 
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Great ep tonight by the way.  "The Situation" and DJ Paulie D doing work at the clubs was pretty priceless. 

Also when they were talking about that ugly blond chick they brought back and how she was a "grenade" and was busted   Love that MTV didn't edit that out
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VaughnK:

Great ep tonight by the way.  "The Situation" and DJ Paulie D doing work at the clubs was pretty priceless. 

Also when they were talking about that ugly blond chick they brought back and how she was a "grenade" and was busted   Love that MTV didn't edit that out


Just think, that blond girl was probably so excited that she was going to appear in an episode. I bet she is upset right about now.
 
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First of all Pauly would of hit the busted chick had they not been on TV, gauranteed. Secondly how nice was the scene after their little sister snookie gets decked by a man, and none of the guys lay a single hand on the moron who hit her, and then when they get outside Ronnie starts to act like he wants to beat someones ass. It hasn't taken long to find out that none of the 4 men can fight. Remember Pauly's weak ass punch in the earlier episode. And I'm not saying you have to be fighters, I can respect a man that doesn't have to resort to fighting, but don't try and act like tough guys when all 4 of the men are pussies.
 
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Im from Jersey and this is exactly how everyone acts, gotta love the Jersy shoreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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Pauly D shows he has standards by not taking the grenade

The Situation heads for the clubs, looks for 4 limbs and a pulse and is inviting them home
 
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Posted: #145

i have yet to see a minute of this show

i hear its obsurd in a good way

MTV is ridiculous

 
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If you don't like this show you have problems

No worries SI bros, I'm sure or should I say hope people are smart enough to generalize a city based on MTV actors.

I have to admit though, I do like Paulie D.  That guy was doing his best to be a good brohemian and distract the blonde grenade from her friend....too bad that douche "the situation"(really?)couldn't close fast enough.  Someone said Paulie would have hit it w/o cameras....I really don't think any self respecting person would hit that.  Not only is she busted, but she yap yap yaps all day long.

Sammi is by far the cutest.  I like JWow, but I'm not convinced she isn't a hermaphrodite with fake boobs.

Vinnie gets like one scene an episode.  He's really just a normal Italian kid.

I never knew people trancing around to house music was referred to as 'battling'. We were just battling and fist pumping bro!

 
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*ugh....to NOT generalize.
 
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Posted: #148
Has Marnypoly been on yet?
 
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- i love how at the beginning they start fist pumping the dance floor

- JWow grinding up on the guy but defending herself...because it was house music!!! lolololol

- sucks how vinnie isnt getting more scenes, i think the guy is funny...but i guess hes not as over the top as the situation and paulie d...like the guy said, hes just normal

- really would like them to show less of the ronnie/sammi developing romance....if they just showed the situation and pauly going out on the town, picking up girls, then somehow getting cockblocked in the end like always...that would be great

also the funniest part of the whole season was when sammi saw ronnie dancing with the girl so she decided to leave....but in the background was THE SITUATION forcing his tongue down some random jersey shore person's mouth....LMAO
 
 
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also poor girl who was "the grenade"

she acted like a total bitch on TV, and with the way mike and pauly were ripping her for being ugly, shes gonna have to watch that and known to all her friends as "the grenade"
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