New MTV Series "Jersey Shore"........Starts Thursday!

that show was FUCKING HILARIOUS,,,,,between that little fat girl and that "punch" that Pauly threw (maybe the softest right EVER), to that dude stealing that other dudes girl,,,,,that shit entertained the fuck out of me,,,,,,,,,,,,,

DVR'd it debating whether or not to bother watching it

Watch it NJDevils....not worth the 2 hrs but you will finish in 60-70 minutes fast fwding through the commercials.

new jersey

just from the accents, most of these "stars" arent even from NJ. mtv grabbed them from the tri state area

staten island and long island's south shore arent much different

here

only 1 of the 8 is from NJ

a lot of staten island

I would bascially agree with that.  At the very end, there's a clip from an upcoming show where the little troll-like girl gets punched in the face by some large guy at a bar as hard as I have ever seen a female hit.  I watched it several times in slow motion, and I truly thought her head might come off.  It's worth it just for that.

i could only make it to the first commercial break....maybe it gets better in the shows to come

had the same reaction and watched it in slow mo myself a few times.......he cold cocked her something fierce.....frightening really, yet like a car wreck, can't take your eyes off of it

I'd love to know what she said.  She didn't really even seem to be in his face or particularly agitated.  I'm assuming it was the proverbial "last straw."  She's lucky she didn't get messed up bad.

best show on tv

I watched it was funny. pretty sad when the least douchbaggy person was the kid from Staten Island

those 4 girls were heinous, to me

my brother in used to see that Situation asshole at the gym, he never ever ever lifted legs

Hahahaha, I rewound that myself a few times.  She got fucking DRY GULCHED hard! 

GREAT SHOW.

Had to rewatch it.  It's even better the second time around if that's possible!

Some more "gems" from the premiere:

Angelina aka "Trash Bag Girl" : "How is this girl getting in the jacuzzi in a bra. Wear a thong bikini if you're going to wear anything. It's more classier." 


Angelina again: "That's how we know we're classy girls because we've been here two days with those guys and nothing has happened."

The Situation:  "This situation is unbelievable. You can't even believe the situation you're about to get in the situation." 


Snookers:  "I'm the fucking princess of fucking Poughkipsie." 


The Situation: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars.  I have incredible Mass Appeal" 


And then on top of it all, we see little snickums getting absolutely DECKED by some random dude later in the season!  Priceless!  What a dumbass!  Guy is gonna be fucked, he's on fucking camera!!!!

Overall, this show is definitely the pinnacle of mankind's existence, and if MTV is smart they are already filming season 2 of this shit. 

Also, since this is basically a spin-off of "The Real World" I think they should get some of these people on the Real World/Road Rules challenges!  Can you imagine that!  Watching Ronnie vs CT in a roid rage duel to the death?     Or watching little Snooki try and run the ten mile final race?

Either that, or Snooki or "The Situation" needs their own dating show, like that one Flava Flav had.  I would definitely watch a show where trashy person try and compete for the love of "The Situation".  That would be EPIC!!!!!


Jersy Shore
"The Situation"
Angelina Trash Bags
Lil Schnickers

Also Pauly:  "Mike was cooking.  He made us some Sawwwwsuge and Peppppahhhhs"

And:  "I hit him clean, with a clean right cross, right to the face.  I hit him right in the nose.  Thats the best spot to hit somebody.  It only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break someones nose." 

I think you would be a contestant trying to get with the situation.

My favorite was "the ron ron juice" they mixed up before they'd go out

Honestly the situation guy was the only guy that annoyed me, the girls bugged the shit out of me

I'm a Jersey shore vacationer from Philadelphia - we stay in the Sea Isle area - I've never been North of Atlantic City.....but man oh man looks like i missing some fun

Hilarious entertainment - even funnier that these people take themselves seriously

If my kid acted like this - i would push him down the steps...

 

Exclude south jersey from all of the people that hate NJ. north jersey and south jersey are 2 separate states. and read the bios of the actors . . ALL from ny maybe one from nj

Dude, get rid of your gay ass avatar. 

You are obviously quite the dumbass...

Fucking hand jacking on a majority dudes forum...some real gay shit!

You areally are a clueless tool

Yeah well whats going on in your avatar? You wrestling a dog for a bag of dogshit?

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