My brother just asked me to be his besy man..

Normally I would be thrilled but his blushing bride to be is a HOT mess with a 13 year old son. So my brother meets this chick 3 years ago; she had her son when she was 14 and boy this kid is beyond help. He is fat, lazy and stupid. Does not like sports and sticks by mommy's side 24/7. He gets anything he wants and always has to have food; not just any food but takeout...

The girl is worse. She quit a job with a decent company to go back to hair styling school which means $9.00/hr. She has gained 60lbs since they met, sleeps all day and spends money on shit like 20 hair gels or 50 candles. She DOES not work and bitches about being sick all of the time. Her and her son or on state medical aid.

So my brother works 70 hours a week to support the dynamic duo. My parents bought them a HOUSE and the bitch takes $3,000 out of escrow to buy Izod towels. She never apologizes for stealing money from my parents.

The kid is "home schooled" which means his gay ass takes online classes and fuks around the whole day.

Should I tell my brother to find a new best man? I cannot support this sinking ship.

I don't think protesting "best-man" status will change the conditions...Yeah they sound fucked up, but does that really mean you don't love and have your brother's back? Maybe 1 day he will say you were right, but until that day you should support him....Better than thou concepts doesn't always mean turning your back on others, since if that was the case I'd turn my back on 90% of the world who believes in the "FICTIONAL Man in the Sky"

So his bride takes $3,000 from my parents and I should say okay?

Forget to say that her father who molested her called my brother and demanded his daughter's name be on the deed.

Fuck finding a new best man, he should be looking for a new future ex-wife judging from what you have told us.

My parents will not be at the wedding because of her classless way of life.

Kidnap your brother and save his ass from his own stupidity.

 

Yo brother is a muppet

Oh and kool story bro

Agreed, sounds like he is box whipped hard....

Thats why u shouldnt have sex with the girl u WANT TO marry before u get maried....

I know this is going to raise a storm but bring it on

Melbourne Storm

Bonk a Cronk

I think during the wedding it is an all or nothing situation...

Either you are "all in" and are the best man...

Or you tell him before the wedding (as early as possible) how you feel about the marriage and that you cannot support him on his decision to marry her and you won't be the best man and (possibly you might not be invited afterwards)...

Problems occur when people hold it in and  passively through out the wedding process hint at it, or on the wedding day sabotage...  Once you are in, you have to fake it and try to be supportive on the wedding day, so if you oppose it is the most respectful to say it early as possible and not at that part in the ceremony when  it is asked if anyone objects...

You also are bringing up her disrespect for family money, not only because you dont like her, but you care about your brother do not want him to ruin his life marrying what sounds like an "entitled low-life"...

If your brother had his back to an oncoming semi, you probably would yell to him to turn around and get out of the way...

Well the semi is your future sister-in law and it is time to warn him...  no sense in tell him to turn or that you saw it coming after he gets hit with the semi...

My guess is that this is not the first man's life she has ruined...

 I am so glad you have the answers, so please explain in no uncertain terms how our planet and its inhabitants came to be. 

When the question is asked " Does anyone object..." have your entire family stand up and sound off... call her a person, whatever, to get her and her family pissed off... then maybe they won't go through with it.

It's worth a shot.

Overall... Your brother is in a screwed up situation because he is obviously NOT thinking correctly.

Good Luck

Apparently they just came to be out of nothing......

WHat u have to understand about mwhit82 is that he believes that magicians really do pull the rabbit out of the hat.....

The pu$$y must be really good

You must have missed the part where I said she gained 60 lbs since he met her. I crashed on his couch once and they sleep with their door open in case the son needs his mommy

Well since you guys are so ignorant on Spacial Interpretation, which I guess I only understand a little 

Stars were born from stellar dust and the big bang (however that came to be, tho a hint would be to watch what happens w/ Nebula for a few million years)
So as super-nova stars exploded from Iron getting created in their Core from hydrogen (since there is no heavier element), and as gravity forced larger elements to be created (since it is heated and compresses) until Iron which is a star's cryptonite is created, then that star explodes and allows for elements such as hydrogen, helium, and all the way up to gold, platinum, and silver are distributed throughout the Universe...I know I'm talking science fiction since God created Iron in your blood, eventhough scientists all around the world understand Iron is the last building block in a star before it explodes

So the star (aka hydrogen getting compressed into larger elements) wants to explode (nuclear bombs) the gravity won't allow it to expand infinitely "fucking science/gravity" and as that star creates heavier elements it is basically creating it's own demise (iron)...
Now once that star explodes (from iron aka it's heaviest element not creating/allowing enough energy to fight off gravity)  then elements like Hydrogen, Helium, Iron, all the way up to Gold are spread across the universes...So gravity then takes hold again (eventually) and allows for the stellar dust to come together and Hydrogen becomes instrumental in a star's formation. Some star's grow way too large and don't live long, but other's like our Sun are able to fight off gravity w/ their hydrogen explosions for billions of years...
On this planet Life (based on some creation of Amino Acids) has then evolved to intake sunlight (or also now understood w/ volcanic eruptions in deep sea's) has been created to use that sunlight or "energy" (as well as volcanoes) that create circumstances in which those SMALL Particles gang together and create a "better substaining species".....I am not ignorant to say I know everything like the "GOD" followers whose BOOK TOLD THEM SO, but understanding how Life and elements in this world are created is basic science nowdays

But since I don't Understand science it is SO MUCH EASIER Making UP Some "GOD"

Since those believer's like Bill O'reilly would like to say "the sun goes up the sun goes down, or the tide's come in the tide's go out w/out missing a beat) since I mean life was only created yesterday and a few million years of evolution/physics only means jack shit in the morons brain/thought ....

Maybe understanding gravity and physics could help out their argument, but they wouldn't understand that so God sure as fuck created it all....But I'm curious if God created Billions of Stars and Billions of galaxies, does he really have time for a few dumbfuck species who think their shit don't stink??? It's truly only morons who have no concept of space/distances who think their shit don't stink, but we can't travel to 1 single star in our life-time yet that isn't that far away in Spatial terms compared to our own galaxy of more than a billion stars, let alone the billion of galaxies that we know about....
I guess WE ARE SO SPECIAL, at least by the fool's who are terrified of their own destruction (maybe plants & dog's live forever as well)  but that's what makes us HUMAN (understanding/thinking about destruction since we are a privileged/advanced thinking species)...We know we won't live forever, regardless of whatever fool tries to convince us of "eternal life"...Yes it will be eternal when this planet explodes and the sun encompasses us so we can become neutrons that float away to other places and make up other form's of life
Though they have no answer for what happens to this universe as stars run out of Hydrogen, which 1 day in billions of years will happen, or let alone our own sun in a few billion years burns out (and becomes a red dwarf and expands beyond our planet)
But you know understanding science is so hard, so fuck it "god" created it

I would truly ask any "god" follower to debunk any of my comments above

Because you would make it easier for me to "use examples" of ignorance on this planet on why we are SO SPECIAL....I know everyone doesn't understand spatial distances (it's truly not in all our brain's) which were created from stardust, and some of us understand grand concepts while other's are specialists on minute details...

Because I believe so or I read in a book doesn't quite fly w/ me, let alone the scientific facts 

Please I welcome GOD's Geniuses

I just did bitch, You are now OWNED motherfucker, explain how god came to be!!!!

This has gotta be 1 of the best comments I've ever read/posted in 9+ years....

The M Theroy in Physics is exactly that a theory which is untested and cannot be tested....

Scientists around the world are wrong but a degenerate that used to steal computers and gambles is correct....

this concept is way over your head buddy but how about supporting your brother and his choices--just wondering how old are you,,I'm guessing early 20's